After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

Coming out of the remote conference room, Yang Yi flipped through the work schedule on his phone, was stunned, and asked Director Zhou: "Where is my next work? Why is it empty?"

Director Zhou sighed: "Yang Yi, do you know how many alien creature incidents you have solved in the past few days?"

Yang Yi looked at him in confusion.

"214 pieces!" Director Zhou emphasized, "That's an average of 2.5 pieces per hour, not counting the meetings and research by the various project teams. You haven't had a rest for three days and four nights!"

"I'm not tired." Yang Yi said indifferently, "As an S-level awakener, I think it's no problem not sleeping for a few months."

Director Zhou patted her shoulder gently. "Even if you don't feel tired, you still have to give other awakened people some training opportunities! If you deal with all the alien creatures, how can other awakened people have the opportunity to improve?"

Yang Yi was stunned. "Then we can arrange some other tasks, such as meetings, the Dark Matter Research Institute, the Evil God Research Group, and the Alien Immigration Plan..."

Director Zhou hesitated, "We should pay attention to the balance between work and rest. Even if you are a capitalist, you can't treat your employees like beasts of burden, right?"

"I'm just sitting around doing nothing..."

"And aren't your recent methods of dealing with alien creatures a bit too...harsh...?" Director Zhou thought for a long time before finally choosing a less serious word. In fact, he originally wanted to use "cruel" or "brutal".

"Do we need to be gentle when dealing with alien creatures?" Yang Yi asked back.

"But we must also pay attention to the impact on the masses. We still need to maintain a good public image..."

Yang Yi raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

Director Zhou felt that his words were a bit harsh, and hurriedly said: "The most important thing is that even if you are not tired physically, such continuous work is also a great drain on your spirit. If you have nothing to do, you can go to the villa area to guide the work..."

As he was talking, Director Zhou's eyes lit up, "Isn't the villa plan you chose similar to an art gallery? It must still lack a lot of artworks for decoration. Go visit art exhibitions, museums, and auction houses and buy some things for your home. If you're really bored, you can also go shopping with Zhang Ningning..."

"Please assign me some work!" Yang Yi said.

"There is no work at the moment." Director Zhou said firmly, "You need to rest."

Yang Yi had no choice but to accept Director Zhou's kindness and said with a smile: "Okay!"

Looking at Yang Yi's leaving figure, Director Zhou called Zhang Ningning: "Zhang Ningning, come to my office for a moment."

&&

"Ningning, please put your work aside for a while. Yang Yi seems to be in a bad state because of... well, she doesn't have many friends. You should go and keep her company, take her out to play, relax or something. You are all young girls, you should have common topics..." said Director Zhou.

Zhang Ningning's eyes lit up, and she rubbed her fingers with a smile: "Does this count as a business trip? Can it be reimbursed?"

Director Zhou nodded helplessly at her, "Count it! Count it! As long as you can make her feel better, you will have done a great job!"

Zhang Ningning put her legs together and saluted, "I promise to complete the mission!"

After Zhang Ningning left, Director Zhou continued to stare at a table on the computer screen, frowning as he read it. The table was densely covered with diagnostic words - it was a mental state assessment form.

&&

When Yang Yi was daydreaming in the dormitory, Zhang Ningning came over excitedly.

"Let's go! I'll take you to see something exciting!"

Zhang Ningning pulled her up and left. Yang Yi was confused. Even when they were pulled into the plane, Zhang Ningning was still mysterious.

"Where are we going?" Yang Yi asked.

Zhang Ningning handed her an ID, "Change your face according to this ID photo first!" She looked at her clothes again, "Your clothes are not good! You wear only shirts and T-shirts all day long, and you smell like a worker! Let's go for a SPA first, then go shopping, and then I will take you to some nice places!"

The plane went directly to the French capital. It was not until Yang Yi, after enjoying a full body SPA and beauty treatment and arriving at a theater full of flashing neon lights, that she vaguely understood what Zhang Ningning wanted to take her to do.

"VIP seats, the best viewing experience!" Zhang Ningning said with a smile.

This is a medium-sized theater, with a circular stage in the center, a circle of small tables scattered around the stage, and a second floor of auditorium at the back. They sat in the prime position in the center of the front row.

At this moment, the audience seats were full, almost all of them were women, and only occasionally could one or two male faces be seen in the crowd.

The theater was very noisy, and the voices in the audience, accompanied by the background music, were extremely noisy.

Since we are here, we might as well make the best of it. Yang Yi picked up the cocktail and took a sip: "What kind of performance is this?"

"Magic Dancing Show!" Zhang Ningning winked at her. "Striptease, you know? The male version!"

"Poof..." Yang Yi sprayed out the cocktail that had just entered his mouth, "Ahem...what did you say?"

"It's the Magic Dancing Show! All the dancers who can perform here are well-known dancers, and they are all handsome guys with eight-pack abs. There are also intimate interactions! Exciting, right?" Zhang Ningning's body swayed with the dynamic music, and her excitement could not be concealed in her tone.

"This... this... this is inappropriate, right? We are civil servants, how can we come to see this?" Yang Yi felt very uncomfortable, and looked around, "What if someone takes a picture of us... Let's leave quickly!"

As soon as she stood up, Zhang Ningning grabbed her and said, "What are you afraid of? It's not your own face that you are using now! You are just too strict with yourself. You should relax a little!"

"You can't relax like this. We came here on a special plane. Does Director Zhou know that you brought me to see this?"

Zhang Ningning's eyes wandered around for a moment, and then she said firmly, "Director Zhou knows about this. He said you've been too tired from work recently, so he asked me to take you out to relax! He also approved the special plane!"

Yang Yi looked at her suspiciously, "Really?"

Zhang Ningning looked around and said, "Look, the show is about to start!"

Sure enough, passionate music suddenly sounded, and after a puff of white smoke, a team of male dancers in formal suits jumped out from under the stage. The hall was immediately filled with screams, almost breaking the eardrums.

In the dazzling neon lights, Yang Yi's standing figure stood out, so she quickly sat down.

The male dancers on the stage are all good-looking, some are delicate and cute, some are cool and handsome, some are mature and steady, some are sunny and handsome... some have dark, white, and brown skin, and all are over 1.8 meters tall, which is dazzling.

The dance is also very graceful, showing the beauty of human body movements. It is not revealing and does not involve taking off clothes.

After watching for a while, Yang Yi leaned back in his chair, picked up the cocktail and took a sip.

Zhang Ningning chuckled and pointed at the blond handsome guy in the center of the stage, "The top star here! Ryan!"

Yang Yi looked carefully and found that he was the most eye-catching among the dancers. He was about 185cm tall, well-proportioned, with slender limbs, and long golden hair that swayed with his dance moves. He had a cheerful and handsome smile, and did not try to be seductive.

Suddenly, he did a one-handed backflip, turned his body twice in the air, and landed gracefully. Amid the noisy cheers of the audience, he shook off the golden hair that covered his cheeks and revealed a comfortable and complacent smile.

"How is it?" Zhang Ningning pushed Yang Yi excitedly.

"Nice dance, a pleasure to watch."

"This is just the opening dance, there will be something even more exciting next!"

"It doesn't involve pornography, right..." Yang Yi became a little worried again.

"This is a serious performance, and the theater has a business license! Besides, why are you so old-fashioned at such a young age? Look around you, there are only women who spend money to buy happiness, learn from them!" Zhang Ningning was very disappointed.

Yang Yi looked around the theater, and saw that most of the audience were female, including young girls, middle-aged women, and even grandmothers. In comparison, her worries seemed a bit too old-fashioned.