Possessed by Luffy's fruit, I went crazy in ancient times

"Hey, little beggar." Xu Asan was irritated by being rocked and had just fallen asleep.

I cursed angrily in my heart: "Who is so annoying that you won't even let me sleep?"

Last night, she watched "One Piece" at 4:30 in the morning. Her heart stuttered twice before she reluctantly turned off the video.

I guess I just fell asleep not long ago. This voice sounds unfamiliar. I don't know who is so disrespectful. It disturbs people's dreams so early in the morning. It's really annoying.

Seeing that Xu Asan had no intention of getting up, the man kicked her hard in the stomach: "You can't get up?"

Xu Asan felt his stomach was soft. He was stepped on, but it didn't hurt at all. He didn't know who was being rude. In the civilized society of the 21st century, someone could behave so rudely.

She sat up drowsily, raised her eyes and looked around.

"Ah" a loud roar made his mind wake up instantly.

"Where is this?"

She looked around desperately.

The hayloft was dirty and smelly, surrounded by cow dung.

Standing in front of him was a man wearing patched coarse linen clothes. He had a dark complexion and stared at her with a sly look on his face.

She swallowed instinctively.

When the man saw her waking up, he said in an angry tone, "I'm going to tell you that you're a bitch, I have to kick you before you get up." He hit her chest like rain with his hands.

Xu Asan instinctively raised his arm to block the man's attack.

When the man saw Xu Asan evading, he tightened his grip on his feet even more: "How dare you hide?"

"How dare you hide"

...

I don’t know how long it took, but my ears suddenly became quiet.

Xu Yihuan heard a breathless curse in her ear:

"I kicked...you...so many times, but you screamed."

After hearing this, Xu Asan opened his eyes slightly and looked at the man through the gap in his arms.

I saw him half-bent with his hands on his knees, frowning, and breathing out constantly.

Xu Yihuan saw that he had no intention of hitting her again. He slowly lowered his arms and looked at his belly. There were two or three big footprints on his chest.

There was still fresh cow dung on her clothes, and she frowned instinctively. "It stinks so bad." She touched her belly.

Suddenly she laughed out loud with joy: "Oh, it's okay, it's okay." She touched her chest, but it didn't hurt. It was amazing.

The man looked at her happy face and began to wonder if it was because he hadn't had breakfast in the morning, so the force of those kicks on her stomach was too low, so he was unscathed.

Then he cursed in his heart: No, he just bullied other little beggars, and they were rolling on the floor in pain.

Looking at Xu Asan again, there was no expression of pain at all on her face.

Thinking of this, he glanced at Xu Asan again.

Xu Asan came to the small town of Daobiancheng three months ago. When I first met him, he was still a white-faced scholar. Since his money was robbed, he had no money to eat and had to beg for a living every day.

In the past month, I didn’t even have a place to live, and I smelled bad, so I had to stay in the cowshed with the cows every day.

"Is he about to die, so he doesn't feel pain when he's beaten?"

He looked at his dirty face, cow dung on his head, face and body, and his big round eyes, which didn't look like he was dying at all.

"Go quickly and beg me for some breakfast. I'm almost starving to death." The man yelled at Xu Asan impatiently.

When Xu Asan heard this, his mind twitched as he was immersed in his strange body. His thoughts returned to the bullpen, and he was stunned for a moment: "Are you talking to me?"

Strange, why is this person so rude? He still has to ask for breakfast. If he wants to eat, he can either take it out or cook it himself. What is he asking for?

Is she not a beggar?

Her eyes widened at the thought.

No, no, no, no...

At this moment, she was no different from a beggar. She looked around again.

Isn't this the bullpen?

But why is she here?

Who is this man?

Why did he tell himself to ask her to beg for some food?

"Your skin is itchy, right? You won't move unless I hit you, right?" The man's face showed anger again, and he walked towards him briskly, pretending to hit her again.

Xu Asan had already stood up. Seeing that he was planning to hit him again, he instinctively took a few steps back.

The man is strong and there is no one around at the moment.

Thinking of this, she turned around and wanted to run away.

As soon as he turned around, he was kicked in the back calf by the man.

Xu Asan got down on his back and rushed straight to the ground.

"Ah" he shouted in horror.

After a while, she felt a clear smell of cow dung in her nose, and she felt no pain at all.

She tentatively opened her eyes.

That's right, she was lying on the ground.

But why doesn't it hurt?

The man stood up straight and patted the dust on his hands, then picked off the stains on his hands in disgust.

"Are you going or not?" He raised his feet and squatted down in front of Xu Asan, grabbing her hair fiercely.

Xu Yihuan was forced to raise her head after being caught. She glanced at the man: "Where are you going?"

She looked at the man in surprise, wondering why she couldn't feel any pain when her hair was being grabbed.

"Of course..." The movement of the man's hand froze. Just as he was about to say 'beg for food', he found that the skin on Xu Asan's hair he was holding had become longer and very elastic.

A chill ran down his back in shock, and his hand instantly lost strength and with a "pop", he let go of Xu Asan's hair.

His eyes trembled and he said: "Go...go...go" He sat down on the ground in panic, and kicked back with trembling legs until his back was against the wall.

Then he asked in panic:

"You...who...are you?"

Xu Asan raised his head, pulled off the stains on his face and pointed at himself "I" and turned to look at the man in confusion.

"Who am I? Am I not Xu Yihuan?"

The man cried and shouted: "Monster, monster" and struggled and staggered to his feet.

That speed is faster than a rabbit.

Xu Yihuan froze in confusion: "Monster? Who is it? Is he talking about me?"

Finally, the self-guide confirmed that he was talking about herself, and she clicked her tongue twice: "He is sick, or seriously ill."

"Cuckoo" came the hungry sound, and the sound was unusually loud.

Xu Yihuan closed her eyes in frustration and said helplessly: "I'm so hungry, let's order takeout."

She touched around but didn't find the phone. After checking all around the bullpen, she gave up.

Is she dreaming? Why is she dreaming? I was beaten in my dream. I was clearly watching dramas last night. Why am I dreaming that I am a beggar now? Why is it so miserable?

Xu Yihuan looked desperate, and asked herself repeatedly: If it was a dream, why was it so smelly here?

Xu Yihuan, the best graduate in the 21st century.

One year after graduation, I am still looking for a job. I hate the way capitalists behave and I have changed 20 jobs in one year.

In the past three months, I decided to lie down and become exhausted.

work to earn a living?

That is absolutely impossible.

She had only one goal. After spending the last thousand yuan she had, she found a place to bury herself.

She sighed: Sure enough, when people are unlucky, they are bullied even in their dreams.

She got up weakly and kept telling herself that no matter what, she couldn't treat herself badly in the dream.

But I still can’t help but want to complain, “I’m really hungry and miserable.”

She smelled the strong smell of cow dung on her body, then turned to look at the cows. There was still uneaten green grass in the cowshed.

I felt extremely aggrieved. These days, people's lives are not as good as those of cows.

At least the cow got the food he wanted.

or? She also tried eating a few stalks of grass to see if it would quench her hunger.

The cow seemed to notice Xu Yihuan's thoughts, turned sideways and performed a backflip on her, and Xu Yihuan was successfully kicked out of the cowshed.

With a "bang", the wall outside the cowshed collapsed, and Xu Yihuan happened to be lying on the collapsed wall.

She touched her belly angrily and murmured "Fortunately, fortunately"

I was even more sure that I was in a dream. If it really kicked me, it probably wouldn't have broken two ribs.

She got up, stood up straight and looked at the cow. She raised her arrogant face and said, "You are such a stubborn cow with a bad temper. No bull will like you."

After saying that, she pouted and gave the cow a 'snort' sound.