Possessed by Luffy's fruit, I went crazy in ancient times

"Prince Qi, in Caitian Village, the princess is gnawing on chicken legs hungry, all over her body...all over her body..." The soldier hesitated for a moment, but he couldn't say that the princess's whole body smelled bad.

"What's wrong with your whole body? Tell me quickly." Ye Shang asked nervously, holding the hilt of the sword in his hand.

After working hard for three days, he finally found the person. At this moment, the blood flowing from his heart was much faster.

"My whole body stinks." The soldier lost his confidence. When he said the word "stinky", his voice was much lowered.

No one expected the princess-to-be to be in such a miserable state.

He had just seen that the princess had eaten a lot of rice, and the table was full of bowls.

I also ate a chicken, which was really fun.

I don’t know how much the princess suffered.

Everyone knows that the princess is the most beautiful lady in the Taifu's house. There is nothing in the Taifu's house, but she is reduced to gnawing on a chicken.

He didn't dare to say it too loudly, for fear that everyone would know about it and it would affect the prince's reputation.

Yeshang sighed, feeling guilty, if only he could have known earlier.

He raised his eyes and said indifferently, "Let's go, take me there quickly."

"Yes"

Yeshang raised his feet and followed the soldiers to Caitian Village. He only took a few steps and said, "Wait a minute."

"How can I go see the princess-to-be like this?" Ye Shang's eyes were confused for a moment. It was his first time meeting the princess. He didn't know if she would dislike it. It had been three days since he came out of the military camp. To be precise, he hadn't taken a shower in four days. , stubble has grown out on his face. His mother-in-law once said that he had too much of a murderous aura, and she always wrote letters asking him to be gentler.

He spent the whole day fighting and killing in the military camp without any scruples.

Then he thought that all three of his fiancées despised him, and his heart was in turmoil.

The soldier's mind went blank for a moment. If the prince saw the princess who was stinking all over, I wonder if he would dislike her?

"It's okay, Princess, she won't dislike you." The soldier hesitated to say this. She was so dirty, so what right did she have to dislike the prince.

I hope that the prince will not dislike the princess later. The attire of the princess-to-be makes even him feel distressed just looking at her.

Ye Shang felt relieved after hearing this, and said silently in his mind: Just don't mind, just don't mind.

Many people said that he was a wife-killer. This time, the prospective princess came to look for him, and now he found her again. When he thought that he was going to have a wife soon, he felt so happy that his usually gloomy face became more popular. .

dark place.

Yin Yi grinned: "We are going to have a little master."

Yin Er was stunned for a moment: "Where did the young master come from?

As soon as Yin raised his hand, he slapped Yin Er on the forehead: "The princess-to-be has been found. After the prince wins the battle this time, he will get married. Once we get married, we will have a mistress."

Yin Er said aggrievedly, "The princess-to-be is not a sow. She gives birth to one litter at a time. Besides, we don't know how long this battle will last."

Yinyi paused: "Okay, my IQ has increased, I know I've thought about it."

Yin Er said unconvinced: "Our prince joined the army at the age of fourteen. He has never held a woman's hand, let alone gotten along with a woman. Why don't you ask the prince how the child was born?"

Yin Yi's eyes lit up: "You can do it, kid. I know you have thought about this. I have to talk to the deputy general later. What if the prince doesn't know how to love a woman and scares away the princess-to-be?"

Yin Er raised his head and glared at Yin arrogantly: "That's right, I have been following the prince for more than ten years. I don't know what the prince is doing."

Yin Yi glanced disdainfully: "When the little master is born, I will follow him."

Yin Er paused: "How do you know that the princess-to-be is giving birth to a young master?"

Yin Yi raised the corner of his mouth: "Little miss loves to cry, you can follow me."

Yin Er squinted: "Humph"

......

Xu Yihuan lay in the bathtub, feeling comfortable all over, and then felt that her whole body was limp.

She lowered her body, holding her breath and the water flooded her head. Her body seemed to be swallowed by the water. She was so frightened that she stretched out her hands to scratch at the bathtub.

"Wow" she suddenly came up from the water.

The green-white hands wiped the water stains on her face, and she was confused. She didn't hold her breath for two seconds. Why was it like this?

She had learned to swim before, and holding her breath for two or three minutes was nothing for her.

Could it be that this was a dream, and the skill of holding one's breath was ruined?

She saw that the water in the bucket had turned a lot darker, and she frowned and said, "Aunt Li, is there still water?"

With such a dirty body, washing it once was not enough. She scratched her head and took the coarse cloth handkerchief and wrapped it up all over her body.

Aunt Li and Goudan came in with drooped eyes, not daring to look at her, so they carried the entire bucket of water out and dumped it.

Then the empty bucket was brought in and new hot water was poured in again.

Xu Yihuan looked at Li and Goudan happily and thanked her repeatedly: "You guys are so good to me."

But I was shameless in my heart, it was just a dream anyway, so why are you so polite?

Then she remembered why this man named Goudan had bullied her in the morning.

"You're welcome, as it should be, as it should be." Li squeezed out a smile and grinned at Xu Yihuan respectfully.

Mrs. Li took her son Goudan out of the room. The two of them had to guard the door like door gods, not daring to let the officers and soldiers in front of them disturb the monster's bath any more.

Seeing that the two of them were about to send the monster away to save their lives, they had to stop it even if they risked their lives.

Xu Yihuan took a bath again. This time Li and Goudan gave her more water, so she could wash her body clean in one go.

She didn't know why, but she always felt very scared lying in the bucket, and her limbs became limp when she touched the water.

The whole body became increasingly weak.

She was so frightened that she stood up immediately and felt alive instantly.

She got out of the bathtub, took a dry cotton cloth to wipe away the water droplets hanging on her body, and changed into a set of burgundy peasant clothes.

The slender hair behind her reached her waist. After being touched twice by her, the water on her head stopped dripping.

She took the initiative to open the door.

A gust of breeze blows, and the faint fragrance of green grass passes over Xu Yihuan's face. The sun is just right at the moment, and the thin breeze blows on the face, making it cool and comfortable.

The half-dry and half-wet black hair on her head hangs down to her waist, her brows are clear, her lips are thin and full of red, and her skin is like mutton-fat jade. There are a few strands of broken hair hanging down on both sides of her beauty peak.

The deputy general stood at the door and couldn't help but swallowed his saliva. He was once again sure that he had not found the wrong person.

Li and Goudan heard the sound and cast their gazes.

Mrs. Li looked at her in disbelief, her eyes slightly stunned, "You are actually a woman."

She looked at Xu Yihuan's whole body, and the bulging mass of flesh on his chest was clearly visible. Looking further down, the waist that had eaten their family's rations for a month was only the size of a palm.

She was wearing a baggy and unfitting coarse cloth dress, like a sack. She had a small frame and a beautiful complexion.

Goudan swallowed his saliva: "You are not a scholar, you are actually a woman disguised as a man." At this moment, he could no longer believe that the monster who smelled like cow shit and had eaten all his rice just now...

"What's wrong?" Xu Yihuan glanced at Goudan doubtfully, then turned to look at Li.

She had seen this woman's figure when she was taking a shower. It was a concave and convex shape.

In the modern entertainment industry, one can be famous for 20 to 30 years.

But it’s not to the point where people can’t move their eyes away from it? By the way, she hasn't seen her own face yet.