A scholar’s path to becoming a god
Chapter 33 Shrimp Man and Thin Dog
Sheng Zhiyu raised his eyebrows: "Really?"
Chu Muyan nodded: "Really, feel free to touch wherever you want!"
Huo Wan Ning couldn't look straight, the abacus beads all hit her face.
Gu Xingzhou's voice was filled with anger: "Chu Muyan, don't push yourself too far."
"Why am I pushing the envelope?" Chu Muyan glanced at him with a hint of pride, "Forget about touching your abdominal muscles, as long as you are willing, I can sleep with you."
Sheng Zhiyu coughed a few times: "It's enough to touch your abdominal muscles, but it's not necessary to sleep with me."
Gu Xingzhou looked at her with difficulty: "Do you like abdominal muscles so much?"
Sheng Zhiyu said doubtfully: "Who doesn't like abdominal muscles, right A-Ning?"
Huo Wanning nodded: "But the abdominal muscles should not be too exaggerated. There is a saying that moderate fitness attracts the opposite sex, while excessive fitness attracts the same sex. Those who have too big muscles will look gay at first glance."
Sheng Zhiyu echoed: "Do you remember the muscular man we saw in the library last time? The one reading the newspaper by the bed on the second floor. I just called him Zero. I saw him holding his boyfriend's arm a few days ago. They are in pairs."
Huo Wan Ning shook her head: "Although I am a rotten girl, I still look good when I do it. Although that muscular man has a great figure, he is not very tall and his eyes are hot. He is a shrimp type man and can be eaten if his head is removed."
Sheng Zhiyu said: "A shrimp man has the advantages of a shrimp man. He can just turn off the lights and at least live well. The most terrifying thing is the thin dog. If he can't do it himself, then his girlfriend will have to cooperate with him to perform hard, and that will be heartbreaking." tired."
Gu Xingzhou: "..."
Chu Muyan: "..."
Is this when they both don't exist?
Gu Xingzhou lowered his eyes and asked Chu Muyan in a low voice: "Are all girls like this now?"
Chu Muyan said: "How do I know, but girls nowadays are pretty understanding. Fortunately, I'm not a thin dog, so I don't have to worry. I'm not a shrimp either. I can turn on the lights as brightly as I want."
Gu Xingzhou glanced at him: "You have a beautiful thought. No wonder you wash the sheets early in the morning."
Chu Muyan suddenly became furious: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not, I don't have it!"
Gu Xingzhou chuckled lightly.
Sheng Zhiyu and Huo Wanning were still discussing enthusiastically, but the people downstairs started to panic.
Because the water has reached the floor.
"I don't dare to go up, they will throw me down to feed the fish!" A boy trembled.
Another said: "Didn't they eat noodles with ingredients? Li Jian, are you sure the sleeping pills are enough?"
The boy named Li Jian nodded: "Brother Zhang, don't worry. I used to work in the school broadcast room. Because I couldn't sleep, I stocked up on a lot of sleeping pills. This amount is definitely enough."
"Then you are afraid of the ball. You two go up first and check if they are asleep. If they are asleep, throw them down to feed the fish!" Brother Zhang said.
"Brother Zhang, isn't this good..." a boy said weakly.
Brother Zhang frowned: "What's wrong? Oh, by the way, the woman stayed to have fun, and the other three men were thrown away."
"Li Jian, do you have that kind of medicine that can make people particularly excited when taken?" A boy asked mischievously.
Li Jian shook his head: "No."
The boy sighed: "What a pity. That girl is so beautiful. She doesn't need any medicine to come more often. It feels like a waste."
"Brother Tian, is that why you need to take medicine because you're not good enough?" Li Jian teased.
"Don't forget, I am the boss now, and that woman wants me to come first!" Brother Zhang yelled.
Little did they know that their not too quiet voices had already been heard by the four people upstairs.
Chu Muyan said with a dark face: "These people are really evil-minded."
"Come and throw one away." Gu Xingzhou said calmly.
Sheng Zhiyu looked at the time and said, "It's past twelve o'clock now. I have a better idea."
The two boys downstairs had no idea what was waiting for them. They climbed up sneakily and found darkness upstairs.
They were so happy that they seemed to be too sleepy and turned off the lights and fell asleep.
"Li Jian, check to see if these two men are asleep on the sofa. I'll go to the room and have a look." Another boy who came up said.
Li Jian was unhappy: "If you want to take advantage, be careful that Brother Zhang will peel off your skin."
The boy didn't take it seriously: "How could Brother Li know if you didn't tell me? You're not attracted to such a beautiful woman."
Li Jian hesitated for a moment: "Then I'll go with you."
The boy said: "No, I don't like people watching."
Li Jian gave in: "Hurry up then, it's time for me."
The boy was so excited that he couldn't wait to run towards the room.
As soon as he opened the door, he felt something was wrong.
Before he could even grunt, his head was bitten off by something, leaving only his headless body and fell down with a thud.
"Chen Yang, what happened to you? Did you stumble?" Li Jian frowned.
Just as he was about to go over to check the situation, his mouth was covered.
Then his body lightened up and he was thrown into the water.
The lights upstairs were turned on.
"That's disgusting, Gu Xingzhou, throw him down quickly." Chu Muyan looked at the headless corpse and wasn't that scared.
After all, since entering this game, I have seen too many corpses.
Gu Xingzhou glanced at him: "Why don't you throw it away?"
Sheng Zhiyu said: "Chu Muyan, go and throw it downstairs to give them a long memory."
"Okay!" Chu Muyan directly kicked the headless corpse away.
The body jumped over the railing and fell downstairs.
There was a deathly silence, and then bursts of piercing screams erupted from downstairs.
"Okay, they probably won't dare to come up for a while." Chu Muyan said with satisfaction.
Sheng Zhiyu found that he had 50 more points: "The boy just now seemed to be a player. His points were transferred to me, but they were very few."
"That's probably a junior player, otherwise he wouldn't be so brainless." Chu Muyan said.
Sheng Zhiyu disagreed: "Why do junior players have no brains? I am only in my third game."
Chu Muyan immediately flattered him: "How can you be the same as them?"
Huo Wan Ning: "I don't have the eyes to see it. I really don't have the eyes to see it."
Sheng Zhiyu made the dumpling turn into a boat again, this time it was obviously a bit bigger: "Let me eat another dumpling tomorrow. It should be bigger, it depends on which one of them comes to the door."
Tuanzi twisted his body as if he could understand.
Sheng Zhiyu said in surprise: "Does this little thing have spirituality?"
Gu Xingzhou took a look: "It is inherently spiritual, otherwise how would it know how to hide."
Sheng Zhiyu thought for a while: "It doesn't look good, Tuanzi, you'd better turn into a cow cat and follow me."
Tuanzi twisted and fell to the ground, and then a black and white cow cat appeared.
"Meow~" the cow cat meowed sweetly.
"Is that okay?" Huo Wanning's eyes widened, "Then can I become a handsome guy with abs?"
Sheng Zhiyu looked at Cowcat: "To become a handsome guy, you need eight-pack abs."
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