A scholar’s ​​path to becoming a god

"You want me to pretend to be a woman?" Gu Xingzhou looked at Sheng Zhiyu in disbelief.

Sheng Zhiyu said seriously: "You two are a little taller, but you are not that kind of rough guy. If you dress up as a woman, you just have a bigger frame, so it should be fine.

Besides, the nuns in the palace should only check the young lady, not the accompanying maids.

The examination is also very expensive, right? Do you think grandma wants to watch the girls take off their clothes one by one, and then touch them? "

Gu Xingzhou: "..."

Qi Heyi: "..."

Seeing that they were in trouble, Sheng Zhiyu sighed: "Maybe we should split up. I don't know how many Tarot cards there are in the palace. I'll go in first to explore the way, and you can look for clues outside the palace."

"No, it's too dangerous for you to be alone." Gu Xingzhou made a decision quickly, "I will pretend to be a woman and Qi Heyi will stay outside the palace."

Qi Heyi's eyes widened: "Senior, are you compromising now?"

Gu Xingzhou said: "It is really not suitable for all three of us to go in. You stay outside the palace. If you have any clues, we will contact the group."

Qi Heyi was a little hesitant, but he really didn't want to dress up as a woman.

It just so happens that Gu Xingzhou's face is more beautiful than that of girls, so dressing up should be able to offset the disadvantage of height.

After making up his mind, Sheng Zhiyu went to a clothing store and bought the largest women's clothing and matching jewelry for Gu Xingzhou.

Gu Xingzhou looked at the pink women's clothing and couldn't control the twitching of the corners of his mouth: "You want me to wear this?"

Sheng Zhiyu gestured with the skirt: "How beautiful it is. The pink and tender ones are girls. I also bought rouge and gouache. I will help you put on your makeup and do your hairstyle later. I guarantee that you will be charming and beautiful." Outstanding!"

Gu Xingzhou: "..."

He looked at Sheng Zhiyu in silence for a long time, then took his clothes and went behind the screen as if accepting his fate.

Although the screen covers people, shadows can still be seen.

Sheng Zhiyu was sitting there bored, and accidentally caught a glimpse of Gu Xingzhou undressing and taking off his belt. The smooth muscle lines made Sheng Zhiyu couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

It’s really sin-inducing…

Not long after, Gu Xingzhou changed his clothes and came out.

Sheng Zhiyu pressed him in front of the dressing mirror and began to put makeup on him.

Gu Xingzhou originally had a numb face, but when he saw Sheng Zhiyu's face so close to him, his breath suddenly suffocated.

The girl's snow-white cheek was only a few centimeters away from him, and he could even clearly see the thick eyelashes and the mole on the lower right side of her eye.

Her skin is very good. From such a close distance, you can't even see the pores, only a layer of shallow, thin fuzz.

Finally, when he was almost done with the instructions, Sheng Zhiyu dipped his finger into a little bit of lipstick and put it on Gu Xingzhou's lips.

As soon as the warm fingers touched Gu Xingzhou, his whole body stiffened.

He closed his eyes weakly and allowed Sheng Zhiyu to start tumbling his hair again.

"Okay, senior, take a look!" Sheng Zhiyu handed over a mirror.

In order for him to see clearly, she even spent points to redeem a mirror with its own light.

In the mirror, there was a face that was somewhat unfamiliar and as beautiful as a fairy.

Sheng Zhiyu joked: "If it weren't for the body test, I would have wanted you to pretend to be a lady. This face is so beautiful."

Gu Xingzhou took a deep breath: "I don't think it's appropriate. I want to pretend to be a maid. It's too ostentatious for you to dress me up like this."

Sheng Zhiyu said: "It doesn't matter. Many families have beautiful maids. If the young lady gets pregnant, she can help keep her pampered. Everyone understands that you should be at ease."

Gu Xingzhou felt a little weak, so he didn't resist.

The two came to the post house and soon found Miss Liu who did not want to enter the palace.

Miss Liu's full name is Liu Hanyan, and her father is a moderate official in Jiangnan. Because she was the only girl of the right age in the family, she was sent to the capital.

Liu Hanyan is a beautiful girl with fair skin. She was first stunned by the looks of Sheng Zhiyu and Gu Xingzhou, and then asked with some confusion: "Why do you want to enter the palace for me? I heard that the Holy Emperor is no longer able to do it."

Sheng Zhiyu said: "Have I seen my sister's height? In fact, we have foreign blood, and we were exiled to Da Cang Country because of the war in the country.

In order to survive, we sisters had no choice but to perform on the streets. We never want to live this kind of life again. When we go to the palace, we can at least have enough food and clothing. "

There was a hint of trembling in Liu Hanyan's tone: "However, if there is no pregnancy or children before the death of the Holy Emperor, he will be buried with him."

Sheng Zhiyu was silent, cursing this inhumane burial in his heart, but there was no flaw in his face: "Don't worry, Miss Liu. We have traveled around the world for so long, we must have some skills and have the ability to escape on our own."

"Then...okay." Miss Liu handed her talent show girl's identity tag to Sheng Zhiyu, "I have given you the things. I am not suitable to stay in this place anymore, so I will go back to Jiangnan."

After saying that, she was afraid that Sheng Zhiyu would regret it, so she packed her things with her maid and left in a hurry.

"So there are sacrifices to be made. No wonder everyone avoids these ladies." Sheng Zhiyu murmured to himself.

Gu Xingzhou looked at her: "So are you still planning to go? What if you are chosen and the emperor dies the next day?"

Sheng Zhiyu said: "I have my own way. There is a mixed crowd in the capital, there should be a lot of damn people, right?"

Gu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to feed your pet?"

Sheng Zhiyu nodded and let the cow cat out: "Remember, you can only eat the bad guys."

The cow cat meowed and jumped out of the window to look for food.

"Is this thing so spiritual?" Gu Xingzhou was a little surprised.

Sheng Zhiyu said: "I fed it a lot of my blood, which may have opened up its intelligence."

"You are bleeding like this, can your body bear it?" Gu Xingzhou was a little worried.

Sheng Zhiyu explained: "It doesn't matter. I bought a lot of hematopoietic pills after I went back. As long as it's not the kind of bleeding that cuts an artery, I can basically bear it."

But, it hurts.

Gu Xingzhou thought silently in his heart.

The cow cat went out for a long time and finally came back in the evening. Its size was visibly bigger.

When the waiter brought hot water, Sheng Zhiyu realized a problem. Now that they had taken over the identities of Miss Liu and her maid, wouldn't they have to stay in the same room for three days?

"Brother, is there any other place where I can take a bath in this inn?" Sheng Zhiyu asked awkwardly.

The waiter was very happy to serve the beautiful woman: "There is an open-air hot spring behind our inn, and some ladies like to take a bath."

Sheng Zhiyu breathed a sigh of relief.

After the waiter left, Sheng Zhiyu coughed and said, "Senior, I don't really like using wooden barrels. I'm going to take a hot spring bath. You can take a hot bath in the room."

Gu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows: "This barrel is so small, I'm afraid I can't use it."