God-level clairvoyant security guard

An Shiyin's appearance is still pretty, especially her hands are very delicate, and it is obvious that she is a woman who has no fingers in the spring water.

However, after shedding her shell, the woman could no longer look at her.

However, Jiang Hao didn't have anything else on his mind at this time. He was just a little uncomfortable being touched by the old man and felt a little itchy and weird!

But the old guy didn't molest him, but really touched his bones!

And just after the old man touched his chin, she touched Jiang Hao's ear bones again and said, "Master, the seven orifices of a human being are two ears, two eyes, two nostrils, and one mouth!"

"The orifices are pores, and the pores are holes. Your seven orifices are different from those of ordinary people. They are the signs of wealth and honor in the world. In physiognomy, we call this bone sign the dragon bone. Your dragon bones enjoy wealth and honor."

"Oh!"

Jiang Hao had never heard of him, but Lu Jianyuan had said something about his wealth and status.

Now it seems that An Shiyin still has two brushes!

"Well, let me continue to look at your bones."

Bao Laohei continued to touch the back of his neck, chest, ribs, navel, and lower back. Then he motioned Jiang Hao to stand up and touch his buttocks, hind legs, and hind feet.

Finally, she turned to Jiang Hao and touched her calves, knees, thighs...

then……

Inadvertently, Jiang Hao, the old cousin touched little Jiang Hao.

"what?"

An Shiyin could fill her mouth with goose eggs.

Did she touch it wrong just now?

Is that fake?

"What the hell are you doing?"

Jiang Hao also laughed out of anger and waved his hand to slap her.

"Master, don't hit me. This is a necessary procedure. If I don't touch it, I will be irresponsible to you!"

"Then what did you touch?" Jiang Hao asked angrily.

"I touched a dragon, it's a real dragon!"

Jiang Hao rolled his eyes instantly!

Wow, the slap on her ass made such a sound that I was embarrassed to slap her again.

"Master, I'm done touching..."

At this time, An Shiyin suddenly trembled, as if having a cold war, and her eyes wandered.

Jiang Hao saw how miserable she was, but he pretended not to notice, and asked with a straight face, "What kind of person am I?"

"I'm not sure yet because there's still a third step to be done, but I'm already 70% sure!"

"Are you kidding me?"

Jiang Hao suddenly became anxious. The old thing is done, right?

Do you think I don’t know how miserable you are inside?

They say it is natural to be lustful, and it is also natural for women to be lustful. This old guy is definitely a veteran.

"No, Master, please don't misunderstand. Didn't I just say that it takes three steps? After touching the bones, I can only be sure about 70%, not completely sure!"

"What's the last step? I just want to know what qualifications and grades I have. You..."

Jiang Hao was also frustrated by Lao Jiang.

"The last step is actually simple and nothing serious. Master, you are my master. Shiyin and everyone are yours now. Master, what else are you embarrassed about?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid you didn't hold it in well for the third step. Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

Jiang Hao finally saw that the old man was very mean-spirited, and he was probably just a child in her eyes.

It is said that people become better with age, and the older they are and the more experiences they have, the smarter they become.

Therefore, the third step mentioned by the old consignment is definitely not a good step!

And sure enough, An Shiyin bit her lip: "Actually, the third step is very simple, but it is also what each sect must do when accepting disciples."

"And master, you can rest assured that I have absolutely no intention of blaspheming you. I am dedicated to serving the public good!"

"Pfft~"

When An Shiyin said that she was dedicated to serving the public, Jiang Hao almost burst into tears!

Her serious look is too funny, right?

And An Shiyin was extremely proud. She really cared about her father-in-law, but this father-in-law was not the father-in-law's father-in-law, but the father-in-law's father-in-law.

'Little guy, although you are my master, you are still tender. Didn't you get touched all over by me just now? '

But so strong.

However, when I touched the dragon just now, I didn’t know whether it was a real dragon or a fake dragon.

It must be a fake dragon. How can a real dragon be that big?

But she needed further confirmation, so there was a third step.

"explain."

Jiang Hao said with a straight face again.

"thump!"

An Shiyin knelt down first and kowtowed: "Master, please forgive Shiyin's innocence first, otherwise Shiyin will not dare to take the third step. But if the master doesn't want to take the third step, it's okay. I really have it." I'm 70% sure I can see your qualifications."

"It doesn't matter if I don't want 30%, I still have confidence in my vision!"

"Haha, you old Biden are playing hard-to-get, right?" Jiang Hao cursed angrily.

"Master, please forgive me..."

An Shiyin seemed to be even more stubborn. She kowtowed and didn't even look up!

"Okay, I'll forgive you, and I won't slap you. Hurry up, it will be dawn soon, what is the third step!"

"Whoo~"

An Shiyin took a deep breath: "Master, I need to take off your clothes. I want to see the dragon and the eighth orifice!"

The corner of Jiang Hao's mouth twitched, but just when he was about to get angry, An Shiyin said urgently: "Master, I really didn't mean to do this. When we accept female disciples, we must check the Yumen Pass and the eighth orifice!"

"What is the eighth orifice?"

Jiang Hao was also tired, but he was curious about what the eighth orifice was!

"You know that people have nine orifices, right?"

"I don't know. I only know the seven orifices. Where did the nine orifices come from?"

"Gee, Master, you must have been practicing for a short time, but it doesn't matter, it's not too late to learn now."

"The ears are two orifices, the eyes are two orifices, the nostrils are two orifices, and the mouth is one orifice. These are the seven orifices. And as I said just now, the orifices are holes, and the holes are holes. Then think about how many other holes there are in the human body. hole?"

"How many more holes are there?"

Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment, then reacted instantly.

"You will die if you don't take me with you, right?" Jiang Hao cursed in a low voice.

"But what they said is true!"

Jiang Hao opened his mouth: "Really want to check? The eighth orifice and..."

Bao Laohei wondered: "Otherwise I can only tell 70% of the time. Girls have to be stripped for inspection, and boys are the same. But when we accepted disciples, they were all young, little kids under ten years old. Just watch it, it’s nothing!”

"Are you trying to change your ways to see your ancestors?"

Jiang Hao was so angry that she laughed!

"Uh……"

An Shiyin was stunned for a moment, then nodded repeatedly: "It's the ancestor, it's the ancestor!"

"Oh, if you don't look at the eighth orifice, will it delay your 100% confirmation?"

"Don't delay, just watch the ancestors. After watching, I will be 100% sure!"

Jiang Hao pondered for a moment, then looked embarrassed and gritted his teeth and cursed: "It doesn't matter if I show you, let you see the world!"

"Thank you, Master, I'll come, I'll come..."

Bao Laohei crawled over with a flutter.

However, the moment she saw her ancestor, the old Biden said, "Oh my god."

Her eyes widened, her mouth turned into an O-shape, and after a long time she roared: "Wucao, you are the 'Pan Pattern Heavenly Dragon Body'."

As soon as he finished speaking, Bao Laohei stretched out his two claws!