God-level clairvoyant security guard

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"

In the night sky on New Year's Eve, Shen Youwei, the female monkey, was hanging tightly on Jiang Hao's body.

And below them was the endless sea.

Shen Youwei's computer had been down for a long time. She was always very smart, resourceful and calm, but at this moment her brain was blank.

A flying human!

It turns out that cousin Ergou can fly!

It turns out that Ergou’s cousin is not a human being!

It turns out that cousin Ergou is so awesome.

Well, her Prince Charming, it seems her choice was not wrong.

But where is cousin Ergou? How come it becomes dark as he is flying? And all the sounds including the wind and waves disappear?

Also, she couldn’t see anything and could only hear the beating heartbeat of her cousin Ergou!

Well, his hands are still rough and there are a lot of calluses on them.

Well, cousin Ergou, where are your dog paws heading?

Hmm... so itchy...

Gradually, Shen Youwei was stripped naked under confusion, tension and excitement.

What appeared before Jiang Hao was a Jade Rabbit spirit from the Moon Palace.

That’s right, at this moment, Jiang Hao could only describe Shen Youwei’s perfection in this way.

At this moment, she is more than just sexy.

There is also beauty, the soft lines are smooth and euphemistic, bold yet shy;

The skin is white and flawless, gleaming with youthful radiance.

Jiang Hao was overwhelmed at this moment, and Shen Youwei's slight pleading made Jiang Hao's blood boil.

"Cousin, love me!"

Well, just with this one sentence, Jiang Hao forgot about the New Year, the annual party, and he also forgot that he had thrown away all the beauties.

At this moment, he transformed into a South China Sea pearl diver. Experienced and skilled, he showed his talents in the new space.

Well, the female monkey was screaming and biting the male monkey's shoulder, and then her ten sharp nails pierced into the male monkey's back.

……

After an unknown amount of time, the female monkey woke up slowly, and as soon as she woke up she continued to scream: "I'm going to bite you to death, I'm going to bite you to death, you... you're not a human, what kind of cow or horse did you transform from?"

"I'm going to file a complaint with the Heavenly Court. You, a monster, came to the mortal world and harmed the fairies..."

Jiang Hao laughed loudly, and then continued to look for pearls in the clams!

After an unknown amount of time, the sound of two people chatting could be heard.

“I’ve been in Sanya for a while.”

Shen Youwei said in a low voice.

"Well, are you coming here for vacation?" Jiang Hao asked.

"No, I'm planning to make some investments. There are projects here."

"You're now the boss?"

"I guess so. We have to do something, right?"

"You can actually lie down?"

"You can also lie down. I will support you, you male duck that flew down from heaven."

"Are you sure you want to support me?"

"Uh... let's not do that. It will kill people. I, a human, can't stand a monster like you!"

"Then you still want to support me?"

"That's not included."

There was a brief silence in the darkness.

After a moment, she asked softly, "Cousin, do you have a girlfriend?"

"I just remembered to ask now, what did you do so early?"

Jiang Hao said with a helpless smile.

"I was impulsive. It was the fourth time. It was God's will. So I was impulsive the moment I got excited!"

"Do you regret it?" Jiang Hao asked back.

"No, I never regret anything I do."

Shen Youwei shook her head: "But you haven't answered my question yet."

Jiang Hao thought for a moment and said, "You should ask me how many girlfriends I have!"

"Ah...you monster, eat me...take a bite of me!"

Shen Youwei bit Jiang Hao's arm hard, as if to vent her dissatisfaction and take revenge on Jiang Hao's previous answer.

But she also knew, how could Jiang Hao not have a girlfriend?

Jiang Hao didn't move, letting her bite him hard for a long time without even a hum.

"You really are a monster, you don't even feel pain!"

After a moment, she said dissatisfiedly.

"Being bitten by your own woman is happiness, why should it hurt?"

"Hehe, you're quite good at coaxing people!"

"You know how to lick him."

"Ahhh, don't say that, don't say that, you are the most perverted person in the super universe!"

After a moment, Jiang Hao said again: "I really have several girlfriends."

"Does it have anything to do with me?"

Shen You smiled and said, "I'm not meeting them. When I need you, you can just come and serve me. The rest of the time, you can go wherever you want."

"Why do I feel something is wrong?"

Jiang Hao scratched his head.

"Because you are a drake from heaven."

"I want to execute you now." Jiang Hao said viciously.

"Cousin, I give in. You are not a drake, you are the king, okay?"

The two of them were whispering in bed, telling sweet little things between lovers.

"But seriously, who are you, cousin Ergou?"

Shen Youwei was just joking when she talked about heaven or something like that. She knew Jiang Hao was different from others, but she had never met a flying human like Jiang Hao, so she didn't know who Jiang Hao was exactly.

"A practitioner is also called a cultivator or an immortal cultivator!"

"Ah? Immortal cultivator?"

"Yes, it shouldn't be a problem for me to live to be three thousand years old now!"

"I... a thousand-year-old turtle, are you a turtle?"

"I'm your sister, I'm telling you, I left something in your body."

Jiang Hao whispered.

"I know. You left behind many children."

"I……"

Jiang Hao almost spit out his mouth, Shen Youwei can also drive.

Well, this is love talk!

"I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about my true qi, the eternal true qi!"

Jiang Hao patiently explained to her: "As for you, after my research, you should also have the qualifications for cultivation of the highest grade."

"So just now when you weren't paying attention, I used my immortality energy to help you circulate your meridians, but I also sealed my immortality energy three inches below your navel!"

Shen Youwei: "Why didn't I feel it?"

"Because you haven't started practicing yet, and your immortality energy has been sealed and not moved, so you naturally can't feel it!"

"What about the top grade?"

"She is the woman with the best aptitude for cultivation among humans. I have three girlfriends who are of the best aptitude, and you are the fourth one. So you will also be able to cultivate soon, and by then you should be able to live for three thousand years!"

"Do you have three girlfriends? Are they all as beautiful as me?"

Shen Youwei said curiously.

“You’re the most beautiful!”

Jiang Hao is really good at coaxing people with his words.

Shen Youwei naturally also liked to hear such coaxing words.

So I hugged Jiang Hao tightly.

"You didn't answer my question truthfully just now. I asked you if you had three girlfriends? You seemed to pause for a moment. Does this mean you have more than three?"

This woman is almost a witch, her IQ is too high.

Jiang Hao scratched her nose and said, "If you really want to know, I'll take you to meet them. They're all in Sanya. You should be able to get together a few mahjong tables!"

"puff."

Shen Youwei almost vomited blood.

"You sea king, you scum duck!"