Card: My wife is a bit dull, but she leads thousands of dragons

Late at night, the sea breeze gently brushes across my cheeks.

Luo Bai stood on the beach, his whole body disheveled in the wind, like a forgotten sculpture.

I originally thought that Yilan had hidden some rare treasure at the bottom of the sea, but instead she hummed a mysterious ballad.

Then dozens of little mermaid heads popped up from the sea, two of which looked particularly familiar.

Class A war criminals Merlot and the Little Mermaid?

The other two combative fish were nowhere to be seen.

Yilan seemed to be talking to Mello in a low voice, his voice was very light, mixed in with the whistling sound of the sea breeze.

Luo Bai was too far away and could only vaguely catch a few blurry syllables.

Suddenly, Mello let out a loud cry: "Wooooooa ...

She suddenly threw herself into Yilan's arms and hugged her tightly, like a wronged child, and her tears fell like beads from a broken string.

For a moment, Luo Bai seemed to see Siren, and her figure slowly overlapped with Yilan's.

Crying does not necessarily mean sadness, it can also mean being touched or happy.

Or, in other words, being pinched unexpectedly.

Yilan patted Melo's back gently, soothing her emotions as gently as coaxing a child.

The other hand caught Mello's falling tears.

Then, Mello shouted to the other mermaids. That was the language of the Pearly Tear Elegy tribe, which Luo Bai could not understand at all.

Dozens of other mermaids were stunned for a moment, then swam towards Yilan and joined in collecting the pearl tears.

If you don’t know, you might think it’s collecting wedding gifts.

An hour had passed and the collection of pearl tears was nearing completion. Melo and Xiaomei glanced at Luo Bai meaningfully, narrowed their eyes in scrutiny, and then turned and dived into the sea.

"That should be enough." Yilan walked ashore, spread out her hands, revealing sparkling pearls.

She smiled and said, "My sister said there are negative square crystals in the pearls."

Luo Bai frowned, thought for a while, took Yi Lan's hand and said, "Come with me."

"Huh?" Yilan was confused.

As she was staring in confusion, Luo Bai summoned a familiar wooden door and pulled her in.

"You also have a small dark room?!"

"Oh--"

"It seems there is also a big fat cat!"

During the fourth-level league, Luo Bai was poisoned and knocked unconscious, and a fat cat dragged him into the wooden door.

"Have you met Teacher Tony?" Luo Bai raised his eyebrows and nodded slightly, "Okay, it saves me from introducing him."

As soon as the two men entered the store, Teacher Tony sensed a hint of danger, woke up from his dream, and trembled violently.

It looked at Yilan and retreated step by step cautiously.

He turned to look at Luo Bai again, his eyes seemed to say: "You brought a woman back?"

The status of the store is -1 alert.

Luo Bai was too lazy to pay attention to it and took the pearl and put it into the converter.

Yilan was quite interested in the cat. She squatted in front of Teacher Tony and looked at it carefully, and whispered, "Why is it so thin?"

"Meow——" Teacher Tony made a hoarse cry.

Luo Bai said casually: "It said it lost weight recently."

"It clearly said that there was no food in the store." Yilan retorted, "And you're trying to lie to me."

"It says you're a bad person..."

Teacher Tony kept on talking and complaining madly.

"Wow, you let the cat make cards..."

"You're not much better." Luo Bai was exposed and defended himself, "Pierri is still the acting dean."

They both said in unison: "It's all exercise."

【Ding--】

The converter made a ding sound and the pearl conversion was completed.

【Income: 654.88g of negative square crystals】

"Beautiful!" Luo Bai clenched his fists.

"This is mine." Yi Lan took out a black box from the supercomputing ring and took out the negative square crystal inside.

This is the negative cube crystal that the saint can use freely, 200 grams, and she has not touched it at all.

I was thinking... to use it as a dowry.

Luo Bai took the black box, frowned, opened the darkroom and said, "Come here, I have something to tell you."

"So mysterious." Yilan was puzzled and followed his steps to the door of her dark room.

"Ahem." Luo Bai eased his throat, his voice awkward, "It may be a little strange...but listen to my explanation."

The iron door slowly opened and the lights in the room gradually came on.

"I know, I believe you..." Yilan's voice suddenly stopped, not knowing what he saw.

"elder sister?!"

A devastating scream exploded in the afterlife shop.

"Ah?" Luo Bai was confused.

He was petrified on the spot, with countless cosmic truths and past scenes flashing through his mind.

"Oh——" Yilan suddenly thought of something and shouted, "You guys are playing the imprisonment play!"

After Luo Baijing heard her shout, he came back to his senses and tapped her on the top of her head: "Where did you learn this phrase?"

"So that's how it is." He whispered to himself, "Your sister is..."

Many doubts are explained at this moment.

Thanks, this is horrible.

"Why is my sister here with you?" Yilan walked forward to take a look, and after discovering something, she said, "No, this is just my sister's body?"

"Yes." Luo Bai explained, "The body that Teacher Tony picked up."

"The soul is wandering between this world and the underworld, leaning towards the underworld."

"I'm just about to use a high-energy Otsuka to pull the soul back. If I use too much force at once, it will be damaged. I can only fight a protracted battle."

"You want to take down Fang Jing, right?" Yi Lan said nervously, "I'll go and ask for more!"

"Oh, that's enough."

"Kido Carlos's side..."

"Don't worry." Luo Bai laughed dumbly and calmed her nervousness, "That's enough."

"I'll go and calculate."

After communicating with the programmer, they learned that connecting the two softwares, Master Duel and YGO, to the Metaverse would consume between 1-1.1 grams per hour. The negative cube crystals they stockpiled would be enough for a month.

It’s just that the data stream cannot be directly connected to the node, and the store manager needs to bring the interface into the Metaverse.

The consciousness will be trapped inside and may never get out.

Once he enters the metaverse, his legendary body will lose its meaning, and the only thing he can trust is the bound magic card.

Luo Bai took out a helmet, smiled bitterly and said: "If I can't come back..."

"Use the Negative Cube Crystal on the Siren."

"You are now the acting store manager and have this authority."

"No." Yilan said softly, "I will wait for you."

"Something's wrong. I'll go in too."

"At worst..."

"No!" Luo Bai shouted in a deep voice. He glanced at Yi Lan's belly, and his eyes flashed with an electronic light. "You can't get into trouble."

"I will return."

He smiled and joked, "I'll come back early, and we'll split the unused negative crystals 30-70."

"Pfft, 30% and 70%." Yilan couldn't help laughing, "How come I'm only 70%!"

"Seventy percent of it is mine." Luo Bai said with a smile.

Yi Lan was unhappy: "I invested money, hired people, and helped you run the store, and I only take 30%?"

"Close your eyes, and I'll give you something else to compensate you." Luo Bai said with a wicked smile, "Don't open your eyes secretly."

"And you're asking me to close my eyes." Yi Lan blushed and said angrily, "Is your compensation serious?"

She said this, but she still closed her eyes obediently.

"No hugging!"

She said first that those affectionate couples in novels like to use kisses and hugs as "rewards".

"No kissing!"

"No -"

Feeling a warm sensation in the palm of his hand, Yilan stopped talking abruptly, and his whole body trembled slightly.

Something passed through her fingers and was put on tightly.

"I will return."

A deep and firm voice rang out in the darkness.

Yilan pursed her lips, closed her eyes, and a tear slowly fell.