The happy coffin is opened, all ghosts disperse, the princess comes from hell

"Ah...I'm not alive anymore, you're so shameless..."

"How can I still afford it after I've eaten so much...Cangming, you are not a god, oh, oh, oh..."

Miaofa sat on the ground, crying and rolling around.

Xiao Chenyan had no consciousness of bullying the little girl, and said in a cold tone: "Do three things for me, and the things you eat will be written off."

Miaofa choked and made a gesture of two.

Xiao Chenyan: "Five."

Miaofa hurriedly made a 'three' gesture.

Xiao Chenyan: "Ten."

Wonderful method: "Promise! I promise! Five things, five things, don't go up any more!"

Xiao Chenyan: "Okay, I swear with my soul."

Miao Fa mentally scolded Cang Ming for being a bitch, but on his face he still swore obediently.

When she finished her oath, Xiao Chenyan said: "First thing, do ten more things for me."

Wonderful trick: "[○?｀Д′?○]!!"

Shadow Cat: Wow, Master, you really...

Immortal Badou: Good...good dog...

This time the little goddess truly cried for herself.

She just ate up all the spiritual beads in the three private treasuries left by the villain Cang Ming, and then sold herself into slavery.

With the little goddess's contract (oath) in hand, Xiao Chenyan asked about the business.

"What's going on in heaven these days?"

Miaofa scratched her head: "There are many rules in the sky, and I haven't been back for a long time, but Miaoyin likes the sky. I heard her ramble a few days ago that two stars fell from the Tiangong array, and the shrine sent heavenly soldiers and generals to come down to earth to investigate. The result These heavenly soldiers and generals have disappeared..."

"Miaoyin also went to investigate this matter according to the order of the Queen of Heaven, but it seems that nothing was gained."

Miaofa said, and then asked: "Cousin, when did you come back? But how did your soul escape into the human body? Hey, that's not right. Your body is a bit weird, and it doesn't look like a human. You..."

Xiao Chenyan didn't give the little goddess a chance to investigate further, so she changed the topic and said, "The second thing is, you must keep your meeting with me a secret today."

"The third thing is, if the gods send heavenly soldiers and generals to the human world again to investigate, you can find a way to intercept them. Kill them, lie to them, or eat them. It's up to you."

Miao Fa was stunned, and when he realized what was happening, he stamped his feet angrily: "I don't eat people of the same race!"

"Oh, okay." Xiao Chenyan nodded.

The little goddess was so perfunctory that she almost became a puffer fish in anger.

She still wanted to explain something, but her eyes were dazzled. Everything in the private vault was taken away by Shadow Cat, and several pieces of the stalactite spirit crystal were also broken off.

Xiao Chenyan looked at her: "Miaoyin asked you for the key to this private vault, just give it to her."

After he finished speaking, he threw a spiritual stone to Miaofa. A magic circle was engraved on the spiritual stone: "If anything happens in the future, I will use this stone to contact you."

After saying this, he disappeared with Shadow Cat and Immortal Master Croton.

Miaofa held the stone and looked at the empty private treasury. After a while, she threw the stone to the ground angrily and cursed:

"Cang Ming, you are a piece of shit, you have wronged my aunt, right?"

"You have emptied your private treasury yourself, and externally it is because I failed to monitor it and enriched my own pockets, right... Ouch!"

A pebble suddenly flew out and hit Miaofa on the head.

She knelt down again, clasped her fingers in front of her, bowed left and right, nodded and bowed: "Cousin, you haven't left yet~ Cousin, I was joking~"

"Cousin, you are the best~"

"Cousin, I will definitely work hard~"

"Well done, cousin~"

Miaofa blew a rainbow fart for a long time, and after confirming that Xiao Chenyan had really left, she let out a long breath and cursed the bad luck in her heart!

"Gou Cangming's soul has been missing for so long, and he is back. Now the heaven will be very lively."

"Haha, that little bitch Miaoyin was not happy when she heard the news. Tsk, she can continue to dream of her princess dream again..."

"Oh...how are we going to live in the future? Gou Cangming is very vindictive and petty. If I default on my debt and run away, he will definitely take me back and throw me into the alchemy furnace to be refined..."

Miaofa is really afraid of Cang Ming, the dog cousin.

The rules of the heaven are strict, and the gods must not be emotional, otherwise they will be punished.

But the matter of being emotional is actually quite paradoxical.

After all, the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven were still married, and they gave birth to the prince Cangming.

The Emperor of Heaven also had an affair with the previous Peacock King, and gave birth to the epileptic Bird Miyan God King who caused headaches to both the gods and ghosts.

Therefore, the fact that Miaoyin likes Cangming is not a secret in the heaven. It is mainly supported by the Queen of Heaven. Many gods have tacitly accepted that Miaoyin is the future princess selected by the Queen of Heaven for the prince.

It seems normal to designate your niece as your son's wife and kiss her.

But Miaofa felt there was something wrong with this.

She didn't like Miaoyin, a bitch, but she was her sister after all, so she pinched her nose to remind him.

——Cousin dog is definitely not a good match! That guy, who had never been in love, looked like a ruthless character who killed his father, his mother, and maybe even his wife to prove his enlightenment!

——Whoever becomes his wife will die young!

——Miaoyin, keep your dog eyes open and don’t be fooled by the appearance of your dog cousin!

Miaofa's heartfelt words were met with a severe beating from Miaoyin.

Facing the obsessive bitch sister, Miaofa hated her and decided to...respect the other person's fate and laugh at the other person's divine life!

But...

Miaofa's original words to persuade Miaoyin were heard by Cang Ming.

After that, Miaofa's life was not so easy.

Cousin the dog stopped pretending in front of her!

Miaofa thought about her dark life because of her dog cousin, and unconsciously left the private treasury. She couldn't help but sigh, but she heard an angry female voice questioning her.

"Wonderful method! What have you done? Where is the Galaxy Waterfall? You are a starving ghost in that underworld, and you actually ate the Star River Waterfall?"

Miaofa raised his head in confusion and looked around.

After a few breaths.

Wonderful method: Whew...I held a piece of grass? ?

What about Galaxy Falls? !

"I didn't eat! It wasn't me!" Miao Fa defended angrily.

Opposite her stood a group of people, headed by a goddess whose face was similar to hers, but unlike Miaofa's round and lovely oval face, she had a standard oval face and a beautiful peak on her forehead.

The eyebrows and eyes are a bit sharper than Miaofa, and the figure is more skinny and slender.

"It's not you, who else!" Miaoyin stared at her with disgust. Her eyes didn't look like her own sisters, but like looking at a bed bug.

Miao Fa was used to the way Miao Yin looked at him.

Ever since she kindly reminded Miaoyin not to have any thoughts about her dog cousin, Miaoyin has been hating him.

Later, she was forced to become Cousin Dog's lackey, doing dirty work for him (although Cousin Dog took care of the food), but this matter fell into Miaoyin's eyes, and her heartfelt words to persuade him were distorted. It has another meaning.

Thinking of Miaoyin always treating him as an imaginary enemy, Miaofa wanted to roll his eyes again.

What a bad luck!

What an incredible woman to fall in love with a scumbag like Cousin Dog who only has power in his heart.

To put it another way, for a guy like Cousin Dog, who has tens of thousands of people whose minds are full of power and desire, would he waste his time on the love between his children?

Is there really a woman in this world who can make him feel passionate?

If there really is, then the magic method can only be said...

Sister-in-law, how many lifetimes have you done immoral things?

Sister-in-law, your existence is just to overcome the disaster, right?

Otherwise, how could I be so unlucky to be spotted by my bitch cousin!

Having already left Penglai Island, Cousin Dog, who was sitting on the back of a turtle and preparing to cross the sea, covered his mouth and nose with his hands and suppressed his sneeze.

Xiao Chenyan seemed to hear the curse.

The scolding... was really dirty.

Under the shadow of thousands of people.

His Majesty Chasha was very satisfied with the pie he had drawn. Just as he was about to make some more promises, he opened his mouth:

"Ah Qiu——"

"Ah, ah Qiu——"

"My God, which god is scolding me for being a thief?"