The happy coffin is opened, all ghosts disperse, the princess comes from hell
Chapter 336 The 'torture instrument' Xiao Chenyan prepared for himself in his early years
Qing Wu once said that when they were young, Yunzheng and Xiao Chenyan were so good that they could wear a pair of trousers and know exactly where the dog holes in their mansion were.
In fact, the two of them dug this dog hole together.
After many years, I returned to my hometown.
Wearing a golden crown, the dignified and handsome His Royal Highness King Yan looked at the dark history of his youth and was speechless for a long time.
Yun Zheng squatted beside the dog hole with great interest, pushed away the weeds, and gestured: "This hole is really small. How did we get in and out from here? I feel like I wasn't this careful ten years ago." Dog."
Xiao Chenyan didn't want to pay attention to him, and urged with furrowed brows: "Have you found it? Dig quickly."
"You must be dirty after digging it up. Where is your cat?"
Xiao Chenyan glanced at the shadow at his feet. The shadow cat came out and breathed dissatisfiedly at Yun Zheng. He meowed non-stop, which showed that he was scolding extremely dirty.
Yun Zhenghun didn't care and urged: "Hurry up and work, I will let Wuwu reward you with a bag of dried fish on New Year's Eve."
Xuan Miaomiao instantly switched sides, meowing like a relative of the purple fox, rushed to the dog hole, and started working.
After a while, a large wooden box was dug out by Shadow Cat.
Yunzheng took the box and crushed the copper lock on the box with a strong hand. The box had just been opened before he could take a closer look.
The stack of letters placed inside flew towards Xiao Chenyan.
Yun Zheng raised his eyebrows: "You are so nervous. There are no good words in it, right?"
Xiao Chenyan put the stack of letters into his sleeve without changing his expression, "Absolutely impossible."
Yun Zheng sneered, believe him, he wants to destroy the evidence of the crime, but is it impossible?
He still doesn’t know Xiao Chenyan? In the past, he liked to bully his family Wuwu the most, and she was very bad.
Thinking of this, Yun Zheng's eyes changed slightly, and he looked at Xiao Chenyan with an unkind and critical look.
He tapped his fingers twice: "Just wait, this matter is not over yet."
Xiao Chenyan pursed his lips, a little annoyed by him.
I want to kick him into a box, lock him, and bury him.
Yunzheng lowered his head and sorted through the gifts he had put there. There were more than thirty gifts in them.
Most of them were put by him. Ever since his little sister was born, he would put a gift in the box every year.
The rest was given by Xiao Chenyan and Xie Shu.
Yunzheng found the gifts he had prepared, including the finest Hetian jade and the jewelry that his daughter's family likes. They were all studded with precious stones, gold and jade, and were very luxurious.
There are also some property deeds and property, which are more commonplace.
You can tell at a glance that Xie Shu's gifts are all unique scrolls. However, Yunzheng estimated that none of them would be liked by his sister.
And Xiao Chenyan prepared it...
Yunzheng took out a mace as thick as an adult's arm. The body of this mace was made of gold, and the spikes on it were made of black iron.
In addition, there is a washboard carved from rosewood.
Yunzheng held these two 'artifacts' and looked at Xiao Chenyan in shock. He weighed them and sighed with admiration: "Ayan, you...did you know this day?"
"This gift...when did you bury it? I don't know!"
Xiao Chenyan looked at the two gifts that could be called the inversion of Tiangang, his eyes darkened, and he wanted to travel through time and strangle his past self.
At the same time he had doubts about his own memory.
Did you prepare this kind of thing yourself?
impossible.
"Don't frame me, these two things have nothing to do with me." He refused to admit it and framed her directly: "It must be Xie Shu."
Yunzheng: "Then let's go find Ashu now?"
Xiao Chenyan turned around and left: "Go back home."
As soon as he turned around, Yunzheng's voice sounded again: "Hey, what is this!"
Xiao Chenyan turned around and saw the pamphlet in Yunzheng's hand, and his pupils shrank.
Yun Zheng joked and threw away the mace and washboard. He just saw the title of the book with his peripheral vision and took it out from the pile of books.
"I almost missed it. I put this thing on the pile of gifts prepared by Ashu. Look at the name "Handbook for Controlling Husbands"..."
Don't wait for Xiao Chenyan to deny it.
Yun Zheng turned the page and revealed the private seal and preface on the title page, "Brother Shen Yan gives a gift to foolish sister Douding."
Evidence of Chi Guoguo’s crime!
Chiguoguo’s boomerang!
Yunzheng put the manual in his arms and stared at Xiao Chenyan with a half-smile: "I misunderstood you. I wrote down my commandments so early. Don't worry, I will definitely pass them on to Wuwu."
"Ah Yan, you are determined."
Xiao Chenyan: "..."
There is no way to survive this year.
Sure enough, it’s time to spend the New Year in the north before coming back!
I hate the palace.
Qingwu is following the example and learning to make snacks. During the Chinese New Year, every family prepares fortune cakes and steamed buns.
Rather than saying that Qingnu is studying, she is playing.
The lucky cake buns made by Mu Ying and Hongrui Lvqiao are really beautiful, the flowers look like flowers and the fish look like fish.
Looking at Qingwu again, Mu Ying barely recognized that the lump in her hand was... a human head?
Dates were used as eyes, and a cut-up carrot was stuck in the nose. The mouth... I couldn't see the mouth, but the row of peanuts looked like teeth.
Qing Wu put it in and stuffed it into her mouth.
After Xiao Yulang brought the smashed walnuts, she pressed the walnut kernels on the dough head.
Mu Ying couldn't help but ask: "Why are you putting walnuts on your head?"
"This is the brain." Qingwu said seriously: "This brain has a rough shell when you pry it open. It looks like a walnut."
Mu Ying looked at the doughy head with a head full of walnuts and fell silent.
Hong Rui and Lv Qiao also had expressions that were hard to describe.
Xiao Yulang asked curiously: "Is the head of this blessing cake that my aunt pinched...is it some ghost or god?"
"No, don't you recognize it?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison.
Qingwu pointed to the corner of the dough head's eye, and there was a red bean stuffed there, which was probably the red mole in the corner of the eye.
"It's so obvious that you can't even recognize it! This is Xiao Chenyan!"
Everyone: "..."
What a terrible prince!
At this moment, Xiao Chenyan and Yun Zheng came back.
The two of them entered the Iris Courtyard with different expressions, and saw the excitement of the courtyard.
"What are Wuwu doing? Wow - good..." Yun Zheng saw his sister taking action herself. He wanted to praise her for being so good, but when he saw the ferocious dough head, he swallowed the rest of his words.
Qing Wu: "I'm making an inkstone~"
Xiao Chenyan raised his eyebrows and stepped forward. After seeing clearly what Qing Wu had made of himself, he also fell silent.
Yunzheng: "Hmm... lifelike, Wuwu is amazing!"
Xiao Chenyan slowly looked sideways:?
Are you praising with your eyes closed?
Qing Wu took in Xiao Chenyan's expression and snorted coldly: "What? Do you think I'm not good at pinching you?"
Xiao Chenyan: "Okay, Ah Wu is clever and clever." He stepped forward, wiped the flour on her face, and praised:
"What other surprises do you have that I don't know about?"
"I can't make such delicate things. As expected of you, Your Majesty Shasha."
Qingwu raised her chin higher and higher, and her laughter was humming.
Yun Zheng narrowed his eyes: Wow, Xiao Chenyan, you are really...I was blowing with my eyes closed, but you were telling lies with your eyes open!
Seeing that his brother-in-law was so shameless, Yun Zheng also joined in the fun.
"Hurry up and steam it in the pot. Give me the piece for A Yan's eyes, just in time for me to replenish my eyes."
Xiao Chenyan looked at Yun Zheng with a smile. Their eyes met with lightning.
Qing Wu shook her head: "This is not for eating."
"That is?"
Qing Wu said to Yun Zheng: "Although the souls of my father and mother have not been found yet, the proper rituals still need to be carried out. If I want to enshrine this in front of their souls, I should check with my son-in-law in advance~"
Yunzheng: "..."
Xiao Chenyan: "..."
The brother and brother-in-law had the same idea as never before: Yes, but not necessary.
When the parents (father-in-law and mother-in-law) see this thing, not to mention their souls returning to their original places, they are afraid that they will fly away...
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