The happy coffin is opened, all ghosts disperse, the princess comes from hell

Qing Wu said she should do it, otherwise she wouldn't have a clear idea!

However, making shit 'with your own hands' does indeed lower His Majesty's status.

But it’s okay to endure the nausea and witness it with your own eyes.

The Tiandi Temple on the outskirts of the city actually collapsed after the ceremony of Xiao Chenyan and Qingnu.

This small temple looks a little shabby, but it can be seen that there are still believers. After all, when Xiao Chenyan and Qing Wu came over, they saw some wild fruits on the incense table, although they were all wilted.

Qingwu yawned, stretched, and kicked the threshold of the Tiandi Temple with an 'accidental' kick. She gave Ye You a look.

A night tour with deep understanding.

Qing Wu pulled Xiao Chenyan back and forth, and Bi Xiaoyuan came with her. The little girl ran after her excitedly: "It's started, it's about to start!"

Seeing this, Xiao Chenyan always felt...

I'm afraid these guys have done this a lot.

Ye You rubbed his hands, took out a piece of cloth and wrapped it around his mouth and nose, and said in a muffled voice: "Come out..."

The next moment, a ghost that was as long as a sack and had four eyes and a slimy body emerged from the ground. When the ghost came out, it was called "Fragrance Overflowing".

Ye You took three steps back and pointed at the Tiandi Temple: "Go."

This ghost that popped up is a toilet ghost. As the name suggests, I won’t go into details about this toilet ghost because it really spoils my appetite.

Although the Temple of the Heavenly Emperor in front of us is just a small ruined temple, and it is impossible for the Heavenly Emperor to bow his head to the temple here, it cannot be denied that there is incense in this temple, even if it is very small, it is enough to cause a cause and effect between this temple and the Heavenly Emperor.

With the strength of this little toilet ghost, let alone entering the Temple of the Emperor of Heaven, anyone who gets close will be stunned!

But today, it is covered by His Majesty Chasha!

Qing Wu's previous move of 'Toad Kick' was not for nothing.

The toilet ghost entered the temple with fear and excitement. A bunch of proud ghosts screamed and rolled wantonly like wild boars down the mountain. The 'clay stars' were like the goddess of heaven scattering flowers, splashing everywhere, covering the walls of the temple of the Emperor of Heaven. The clay statues in the temple were "colorful" and that's when I gave up.

After the toilet ghost rolled around, he still couldn't believe it when he came out, and his whole body was shaking with excitement.

Yeyou pinched his nose: "Let's go, let's go!"

One person and several ghosts disappeared in an instant.

A moment later, a thunderbolt fell from the sky and directly smashed the small ruined temple.

There seemed to be a roar hidden in the thunder, but the tail of the roar was a bit split, as if a shit stick had poked the throat.

And the "one person and three ghosts" who retired after their success appeared at the foot of Henglu Mountain. As for why they didn't just go back to the palace.

Or the toilet ghost is too powerful.

The toilet ghost was so excited that he almost grew three eyes, "Your Majesty, I, I, I, I'm going to make a difference!!"

Is it the first ghost to shit on the head of the Emperor of Heaven in the history of the Three Realms? !

Qing Wu pinched her nose and said: "Go to the cesspit hell to report. Don't come to the human world again, so as not to be struck by lightning."

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty! Gaga gah~"

The toilet ghost laughed so hard that he almost changed his shape, and he went to the underworld to report it.

After it disappeared, Qing Wu pinched several Qingfeng Jue and Quhui Jue to dissipate the smell.

After the smell had dissipated, she put down the hand that was pinching her nose and said, "Hey, after being a human for a while, I almost forgot that I don't need to breathe."

Xiao Chenyan: "..." Thank you, I'm still used to breathing.

He looked at Qing Wu's smooth operation throughout the whole process and asked faintly: "Isn't it less?"

"No more, no more." Yeyou said with a smile, "It's just that this toilet ghost can only be used once. If you use it, you have to get it out of the underworld immediately, otherwise you will be retaliated."

Xiao Chenyan: "...It looks like there are quite a lot of toilet ghosts being taken into custody by the Underworld Division?"

Ye You: "Counting the one just now, it's only nine hundred and ninety."

Xiao Chenyan: "..." He was a little curious, who were the hundreds of unlucky people in front of him?

Qing Wu blinked her eyes: "What do you think of me? How could I, a great Alosha, come to this world to do such a thing without any trouble?"

After saying that, she pointed at Ye You and shook her head: "You, you, you are despicable."

Yeyou's smile cracked, "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, right?"

I have the job of being a night clerk and traveling around the world, should I take the blame?

Xiao Chenyan glanced at the two ghosts silently, and suddenly became wary, "Does Cang Ming not have a temple or a Taoist system in the human world?"

"No." Qing Wu and Ye You answered without hesitation.

Suddenly, deathly silence.

Xiao Chenyan said quietly: "The answer is really straightforward. It seems that I have investigated it."

Qingwu turned around and left, "How is that possible? I had no grudge against you in my previous life."

In fact, there was a grudge, but she didn't know about it until recently.

She ran too fast, and Ye You was caught in an instant, and Xiao Chenyan grabbed the back of her neck.

Yeyou pointed at Bi Xiaoyuan who was making faces at him and disappeared, and said angrily: "Why don't you catch her?"

"Too short," Madoka had to bend down to grab the pen.

Night Tour: People do things? Am I the one being blamed for co-authoring it?

Meeting Xiao Chenyan's questioning eyes, Ye You scratched his nose. Don't blame him for being a kid, it was the dead ghost who abandoned him first.

"Well, cousin-in-law, didn't you want to destroy the underworld in your last life..."

Xiao Chenyan: "She only found out about this recently."

Night excursion: Misstep.

"Hey, it's not like you don't know about her friendship with Lord Miyan...it's not friendship, it's business, business!" Yeyou changed his mind several times: "Shen Miyan and you didn't deal with each other in the previous life, plus he is so generous. , give a lot.”

Yeyou and Xiao Chenyan looked at each other, and the former blinked: "So, I just checked to see if I can take this business."

To say who inspired this 'business' is really an understatement.

When the other party and Qing Wu first met, life was not as comfortable as it is now, and her strength was not as strong as it is now. The old godly woman of the Queen of Heaven was the best at hiding things in her clothes, and she always kept Miyan and his mother in small shoes.

So the first 'drinker' of this toilet feast is actually the Queen of Heaven.

Back then, Qing Wu and Mi Yan also wanted to seduce Cang Ming, but Cang Ming was an impenetrable wall, so there was no chance...

After the night talk, he looked at Xiao Chenyan innocently: "Cousin-in-law, you are you, Cang Ming is Cang Ming, just tell me, if you have the chance to make Cang Ming look stupid in front of you, will you do it?"

"Are you just saying that you can relieve your anger or not?!"

Xiao Chenyan: "..."

He admitted that if he had the chance to face 'Cang Ming', he would kill his former self without hesitation.

Even now, if there really is a temple in Cangming, even if Qingnu smashes his golden body and stabs his soul with three swords and six holes, even if he will be implicated and suffer together, he will not care, and he can even encourage him:

Come on, stab me a few more times!

but!

This toilet ghost is really not good.

Absolutely not!

"So...cousin, you have to beat Cang Ming." Yeyou suddenly laughed evilly: "If you dare to lose, the devil will kick you without saying anything, and even pick you up."

Xiao Chenyan: "..."

The desire to survive has reached its peak.