The happy coffin is opened, all ghosts disperse, the princess comes from hell

At the stables.

A few unicorns huddled in the corner and shivered.

Not long ago, they were arrogant and arrogant, acting like I'm the boss of heaven and I'm the second child, and you guys, monsters and scum, don't mess with me. When Qing Wu showed up, they immediately behaved like grandsons.

The two horned Suan, who was fighting for food rations and had his own leg cut off, was even more obedient and allowed Bai Miaomiao to help him heal his injuries.

"咴咴~咴咴~" Several one-horned turtles made begging sounds to Qingwu, with flattery in their eyes.

The purple fox and other spirits were itching to look at these snobbish beasts.

Qing Wu pinched her nose and stepped forward, looked at the animals up and down, and raised her hand to twist a stray hair from a horned suan.

"What did you put together with these unicorns before?"

Purple Fox: "It's nothing... Oh, I remembered, I locked up a little fat donkey."

驴？

Qing Wu raised her eyebrows: "Where's the donkey?"

Purple Fox: "Lama has gone."

"Where did that donkey come from?"

"Your Majesty, your eldest brother sent it. A few days ago, the thief stole all the spring seedlings from the farmers outside the city. Mr. Yunzheng went over to check. The little fat donkey was so brave that he actually took the initiative to attack Mr. Yunzheng. Launch an attack..."

The purple fox felt sad when he thought about what happened that day.

Mr. Yunzheng was quite good-tempered, and he actually didn't make that fat donkey into donkey meat and burn it.

He rambled on and on: "...that little fat donkey is just an ordinary wild donkey from a farm. After turning on Lingzhi, he didn't want to work anymore and made the farmer very angry..."

"Then it was brought back."

"But that fat guy is really lazy. He eats and sleeps every day. Now people especially like to ask our Demon Suppressing Division for help. Our Demon Suppressing Division doesn't raise idlers..."

"That donkey has no other abilities besides being smart, so I just lent it to the Agriculture Department for grinding..."

When Qing Wu heard this, she turned around and left: "It's over."

The purple fox swallowed, a little confused, "Can't a donkey... be used for grinding? That donkey... doesn't look special to me, except that it's a bit thicker and a bit more stinky..."

Yeyou clicked his tongue and answered calmly, looking back at the wasp: "This fox can't see any clues. Your insect eyes are also blind. There are so many abnormalities on these one-horned swans, but they haven't even noticed them." come out?"

The wasp looked at Ye Yuxi's playful eyes and wished she could find a hole to drill into.

Yeyou didn't have the kindness to help the purple fox and other demons solve their puzzles, so he ran away with Qingwu. Faced with a group of 'single-stupid' monsters, the hornet cursed:

"A bunch of blind people, didn't you see that these one-horned turtles were beaten and deformed?"

“A group of goblins were given to a donkey, what a shame!!”

The purple fox is speechless, the purple fox is aggrieved!

The conscience of heaven and earth, these one-horned turtles were covered in scales and armor, and there was no sign of any injuries at all. You still point your nostrils at them all day long, and you don’t look like you’ve been bullied? !

……

When Qing Wu rushed to the Agriculture Department, it was already too late.

The granary was empty, and several agricultural officers were sitting on the ground crying. Others were also in a panic, shouting to go and invite the Yinghun Army.

Qing Wu picked up a person from the ground and asked, "Where's the donkey?"

"Donkey... that damned one... Hey, Queen Mother... ah no, Your Majesty Chasha..." The petty official stuttered after seeing Qing Wu.

Qing Wu slapped him on the head, and the other party calmed down and told the whole story:

The culprit was the little chubby donkey borrowed from the Demon Suppression Division. When the donkey first came here, it looked obedient, and it was licking and licking until it flew up.

The farm officials thought they had borrowed the treasure, but Jin was picking up grain nearby.

When they came back after lunch, they saw the little fat donkey, who had been doing well in the morning, immersed in cooking, and all the ground grain went into its belly.

The farmers and officials were frightened. Those who pulled the donkeys pulled the donkeys, and those who saved the grain saved the grain. One of the peasant officials got so angry that he whipped the donkey on the butt, instantly destroying it.

Auntie Donkey became ruthless and rewarded each of them with a donkey hoof. She opened the donkey's mouth and sucked in, just like a whale swallowing all the food in the Department of Agriculture.

"That Zhang Nongguan who whipped the fat donkey was swallowed by it, but it seemed to think that Zhang Nongguan had athlete's foot, so it vomited him out again, and beat him for a long time and retched."

The junior official was sobbing and pointing at Zhang Nongguan who was lying on the ground unconscious and covered in saliva.

"It's miserable, it's miserable!"

Qing Wu twitched the corner of her mouth speechlessly and threw the official away.

Yeyou arrived just now. After listening to the whole process, his expression was very strange: "It sounds like this donkey is very capable. He can eat so much. He is almost catching up with the legendary Taotie, but the Taotie didn't put it into his mouth." A good temper that spits out meat.”

"Not Taotie."

Qing Wu had already made a guess. She rubbed her eyebrows and wondered whether to laugh or cry: "Why did you become a donkey?"

"Hey, he's still a mature donkey? Do you know the dead guy?"

Qing Wu did not answer directly, only said: "Let's find the donkey first. It... shouldn't hurt anyone, but according to its appetite, if you let it eat non-stop outside, I'm afraid it won't be enough to build a city." of."

Yeyou: "..." Good guy, is Taotie cheating on you, or is the donkey cheating on you?

With Qingnu's ability, it would be easy to find a fat little donkey. However, the causal thread on this little fat donkey is intermittent, like noodles that have been cooked for a long time.

He raised his hand and twisted it and it broke.

This was the first time Qingwu had seen this situation. She clicked her tongue in displeasure: "Trouble."

She glared at Ye You: "Go and call Xiao Chenyan for me. Let him solve the trouble caused by his relatives."

Yeyou blurted out: "Wouldn't it be faster if you sent the message directly..."

After saying that, Ye You understood and held back his laughter when he saw Qing Wu's shy and angry eyes.

Your Majesty, you feel like you have been slapped in the face!

"Okay, okay, I'll call you, I'll call you! But when did my cousin-in-law get a donkey relative again? His ways are quite wild..."

Qinzheng Hall.

After Xiao Chenyan entered the palace, he became one with his clone.

He looked at the hill-like pile of memorials piled up on one side of the imperial case, casually pulled out one, opened it and saw that it was the one that had been reviewed.

He recalled the clone's memory, his expression slightly strange.

After Zuo Xiang heard that he was back, he went directly to the palace to ask for an audience. Xiao Chenyan saw the smile on Zuo Xiang's face and was silent for two breaths: "Why is Zuo Xiang so cheerful?"

"Having His Majesty in Dayong is the greatest good thing." Zuo Xiang's eyes were filled with emotion.

Xiao Chenyan: "..."

The Prime Minister Zuo looked at him expectantly: "Your Majesty, you have transformed into one, two, three, four, five or six clones in the past few days since you left Beijing, handling government affairs day and night. Your Majesty, you said that when you and His Majesty Chasha come back, you can still transform into More clones to handle more government affairs.”

Xiao Chenyan: "..." No, I didn't say that.

The left prime minister looked at him energetically: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I will never drag your Majesty back. Old minister, I..."

It was at this time that Yeyou came. He tilted his head and said, "Let's talk about business? Is it the wrong time to come?"

"No, it's the right time." Xiao Chenyan stood up suddenly, nodded to Prime Minister Zuo and said, "Prime Minister Zuo, the right way is to relax and relax."

"Since Ye You is here, Qing Wu must be in big trouble." Xiao Chenyan looked at Ye You: "No need to talk nonsense, let's leave quickly."

Ye You: "..." It is indeed troublesome, but the cousin-in-law is so pretentious, why does he feel like there is a ghost coming up if he doesn't leave?

His Majesty the Human Emperor left as soon as he said so.

Prime Minister Zuo looked at the empty Qinzheng Hall, feeling a little confused.

It's so strange, why does Your Majesty look like he has encountered a savage beast? Completely missing the donkey-like diligence that defeated him in a battle a few days ago.

"It's an illusion, um... look again, look again, anyway, the government affairs have been dealt with now..."

"This time His Majesty comes back, there should be a dozen more clones."

"Alas, the people of Dayong are blessed!"