The happy coffin is opened, all ghosts disperse, the princess comes from hell
Chapter 429 When disaster strikes, everyone will fly away, right? !
The next day.
Zhen Guohou Mansion.
Yesterday at the wedding banquet, Yunzheng and Yan Gu drank a lot of wine from Huo Yi. After General Huo pretended to be drunk and escaped, he and Yan Gu drank a lot of wine together and actually drank themselves drunk.
Fortunately, he had a rest today and could rest peacefully at his house.
However, Yun Zheng didn't sleep until three o'clock in the morning, and the shrill braying of a donkey woke him up.
"What's wrong? What's the fuss about so early in the morning?" Yunzheng didn't even bother to put on his outer robe. He rubbed his messy hair and pushed the door open.
Miaofa ran up to him in a hurry, forgetting to speak human words in such a hurry, and could only bray like "Ah uh - ah uh -".
Yun Zheng blocked her ears with one hand and patted her donkey's head with the other: "It's so miserable. Could it be that a robber stole your carrots last night while you were drunk?"
"There is a thief!! My radishes were stolen!! All gone! Not a single one left!!" Miaofa Donkey's eyes were bloodshot.
Yun Zheng paused and sobered up from the wine: "Are there any thieves who can steal things from you?"
You must know that Miao Fa's several "Miao Hands Qian Qian" in the capital some time ago caused many people in the thieves to regard her as their ancestor, and some even carved a tablet for her to carry with them.
Could she be stolen?
Ah, this...isn't it a happy cycle of retribution?
Yun Zheng almost said what was in his heart, but seeing the red eyes of Miao Fa crying, he didn't hesitate to do so.
He went in and got a comb, combed her mane, and said, "In the past, you hid that pile of radishes in your belly and refused to let anyone take a second look. How did it get stolen?"
The 'radish' that was stolen was not that radish, but a kind of fairy grass called 'Kunlun root'. It looks like a radish and takes a thousand years to mature. Eating one radish can increase one's cultivation level by 500 years.
Although it is a fairy grass growing in Kunlun, its effect is not inferior to those carefully cultivated sacred trees and plants on the thirty-sixth level.
And only Kunlun can grow this thing.
Now that Kunlun has sunk, those dozens of Kunlun radishes are the only remaining seedlings at that time. Even if the magic trick makes me drool, I can't bear to eat them. At most, I can take them out to smell the smell.
Hearing that Henglu Mountain was the place where her dog cousin was enthroned, she was prepared to bear the pain and plant some roots in Henglu Mountain to see if she could leave some blood for these 'Kunlun radishes'.
Never thought that her carrots would be gone! !
"Ugh, I drank too much last night, so I took out all the carrots and fell asleep smelling the smell. But when I opened my eyes today, they were all gone!"
Yun Zheng's eyes changed slightly, and he looked at her with a subtle expression.
Miaofa met his gaze, and she didn't understand it at first, but then she realized it and became angry and said: "It's not for me!! I don't have a thief. Catch the thief!!"
Yun Zheng coughed lightly: "I believe you."
"You believe me! There's doubt in your eyes! Bad guy, you don't believe in my magic!"
Yunzheng: No, I just doubt your character.
"I really didn't eat! If I had eaten it myself, I wouldn't have the shame to cry!" Miaofa had tears hanging from the corners of her eyes and sat down on the ground in grievance.
Yun Zheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing that the flowers on her head were wilting, he knew that she was really sad.
He pondered for a moment and suddenly said: "Did you see Uncle Yan after you woke up?"
Miaofa raised his head: "No, did he stay at your house last night?"
Yunzheng pursed his lips and started to have a headache. He forced a smile and said, "Don't cry yet. I'll buy you your favorite sweet fruit. I'll help you find the carrots later."
"Then, it's settled, if you lie to me, you will become a donkey!"
"Okay." Yun Zheng nodded the flower on her forehead and used up a little bit of the magic power.
The flowers on Miaofa's head immediately became brittle. She swallowed and said, "Your witchcraft smells good too. I can give you some more."
Yun Zheng looked at her angrily, comforted Miao Fa, and immediately went to find Yan Gu.
Yan Gu had come back with him after drinking last night. Among those who had been coveting the little silly donkey's carrots, apart from his own Wu Wu, the only one left was Uncle Yan.
Wuwu would never do such an immoral thing.
But Uncle Yan...
Maybe he really stole the little silly donkey's carrots and soaked them in wine.
Yun Zheng was in a hurry to look for Yan Gu. It was best to snatch the food from the bird's mouth and save some radishes, otherwise the little silly donkey's tears would flood his palace.
Just entering the room where Yan Gu was resting, Yun Zheng just opened the door and walked in when a piece of paper fell lightly and floated directly in front of his eyes.
The words above were written like the claws of a bird.
——I’m gone, don’t look for him. He’ll be back when the radish wine is brewed.
Yun Zheng's eyes darkened.
This terrible uncle!
Before he could break the note and crush it, the note burned to ashes.
Yun Zheng took a few deep breaths, his head hurting more and more.
The little silly donkey who knows the truth is probably going to cry because his flesh and fat are separated!
At this moment, Yunzheng suddenly felt something, turned around suddenly, and an unfamiliar face came into his eyes.
Taichen: "Child..."
Yun Zheng was extremely vigilant and suddenly teleported away. The next moment Tai Chen was chasing after him: "Don't run away——"
Yun Zheng's body stiffened, and he felt a strange force blocking him. For some reason, he felt that the force was particularly kind.
In a daze, Taichen held his arm.
"Asshole Zheng!"
Afterwards, Miaofa, who realized something was wrong with Yun Zheng's face, happened to arrive and saw the scene of Tai Chen locking up a man.
"Let him go!" Xiao Miao Donkey was furious and rushed forward.
Taichen was shocked, "Can you speak?"
It’s no wonder that Hu Taichen was surprised. He had just seen this little fat donkey yesterday. At that time, he thought Miaofa was just an ordinary and plain fat donkey.
But now, the wonderful method does not cover up its own aura.
She practiced the Taotie magical power, and her aura was so unique that even if it only leaked out a little, it would be enough for Taichen to feel it.
Plus her voice...
Taichen remembered that that day in Kunlun, the voice of the goddess of magic hidden in the clouds and mist was this voice.
Even the most clueless person can figure it out at this moment.
The donkey in front of you is the magic trick!
The one who knocked him out in the brothel yesterday and stuffed his bellyband into his mouth was this little fat donkey from the beginning to the end!
Taichen no longer cared about recalling how many stupid things he said yesterday in front of Miaofa Benfa, nor did he care to embarrass himself or settle old scores.
The top priority is to take away the eldest brother’s child!
"Since you're here, let's go together." Taichen's eyes were firm: "Goddess Miaofa, I'm offended."
The donkey's hooves stopped suddenly but failed to stop.
Hey...hey! ! What happened to Taichen? Why did his aura and cultivation become different from yesterday?
"I'm a little donkey. I'm ordinary and unremarkable." Miaofa said quickly: "You can just catch him and leave. I can't see anything."
Yunzheng: OK, OK, OK, you little silly ass!
When disaster strikes, we all fly away, right?
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