The system is invincible, but this kitten is very depressed

In the room, Boss Zhang was carefully studying a pot of green grass. The tips of the leaves turned yellow. He pursed his lips. Suddenly.

"Ugh~"

As a voice sounded, the smell of alcohol filled the room. Boss Zhang vomited out the contents of his stomach and wiped the corners of his mouth with a gauze towel.

Zhang Shan immediately covered his nose and circled around Boss Zhang.

"It's been a few days. The functional test is normal, the connection is stable, and the adaptation is good. The disadvantages are the mechanical eyes, no body temperature, and the movements are a bit mechanical, but to use another adjective, it's called style!"

"Produced by the system, it must be a high-quality product!"

Zhang Shan nodded, it's time! She waved her paw, and another boss Zhang's brother appeared in front of her.

This intermediate puppet is different from Boss Zhang. It mainly adds points to its combat power. Its appearance and expression are more mechanical. Except for the head, other parts of the joints are exposed and no leather treatment is done.

Let’s call him number one.

Although Zhang Shan is not yet able to do three things at once, he is still a bit reluctant to do two things at once. However, the intermediate puppet itself can accept complex instructions and perform tasks of a corresponding level. No. 1 does not need to be controlled at all times like Boss Zhang. His task is simple and he only needs to issue orders.

"Boss Zhang!"

Boss Zhang and No. 1 squatted down and looked at the civet cat in front of them.

The civet cat stood up and patted Boss Zhang's forehead with its black flesh pad. Then she turned around and looked out the window. The cat's whiskers drooped and she frowned, her face full of melancholy.

"Ever since I learned that there are cultivators of immortality in this world, I have been both happy and sad at the same time, to the point where I don't even think about food and drink, and I can't sleep day and night!"

"I'm glad that this cat can become an immortal and get rid of the lifespan restriction of more than ten years and the boring cat life."

"The sad thing is that I met a big boss in my first fight. I am not too dissatisfied with this. After all, it is the standard choice for the protagonist to fight the weak against the strong. The problem is, I lost!"

The civet cat paused, with a fierce look in its eyes.

"This seriously impacted my self-confidence. I began to reflect on myself. After all, I was too weak. So I changed the spiritual spring water I drank to a concentrated version, took medicinal baths, slept with the spiritual stone in my arms every day, and used the Moonlight Pill. , Qi Gathering Pill, Beast-Benefiting Pill...Lingxin Fruit, Vermilion Fruit, Wood Spirit Fruit, Millennium Shouwu...take them as three meals a day, and finally——"

The civet cat stretched out its claws and slapped the stool next to it. There was a "snap" sound and the stool fell apart instantly.

"I'm angry! I'm so strong! I'm about to explode!"

"I don't know how many Eunuch Li, or enemies more powerful than Eunuch Li, are waiting ahead. I don't have time to grind. Only by finding my own path of cultivation can I find my own path!"

"I read miscellaneous books on human skills every day, and learn about cultivation and beast control. I study hard and work hard. I have never worked so hard in the college entrance examination!"

"After two months of exploration, I have come to understand the method of breathing and cultivating monsters, but it is still a theory and has not been put into practice. I cannot guarantee that this method is feasible!"

Zhang Shan glanced at the more than 40 million points remaining on the panel, turned around, and looked at Boss Zhang seriously.

"So I need to test it out. I don't know when I will return. I leave my underground industry and future business tycoon to you!"

Boss Zhang solemnly said, "Go without worry, leave this to me!"

Hearing Boss Zhang's answer, Zhang Shan felt relieved and took out the flying sword, shield, amulet and other items and handed them to Boss Zhang.

Boss Zhang’s items.

Flying sword, shield, amulet, cylindrical needle, thirty-one poisonous needles, a poetry book, Conan version monitoring speaker set, royal token, white soft rapier, wine bag, 5 smoke bombs, fog There are 5 bullets, 2 pounds of drug powder, 2 pounds of poison and venom, and more than taels of silver.

Boss Zhang took out the amulet, placed it close to his body, and put the rest into the space.

Zhang Shan looked at No. 1 again, "No. 1, you can cultivate immortality in this world. According to Eunuch Li, immortality does not refer to cultivation of immortality. And Eunuch Li doesn't look like an immortal. That immortality is probably not a good thing, although I don't know There is something in the far north, but I have to take a look after all, and I will leave this matter to you. Take it easy and don’t be discovered by Eunuch Li!"

Number 1 received the order, said, "Yes", and took the flying sword, shield and amulet.

The farewell ceremony was over, and the main body and No. 1 disappeared from sight. Then the window was opened, and the two left with their swords. Boss Zhang waved. At this time, he wanted to recite a poem.

"The wind is rustling and the water is cold. As soon as the strong men are gone - ah! Take care, you two!"

Zhang Shan looked at the long and winding mountains on the map and flew south, with No. 1 pointing directly to the north.