Curse Return: At the beginning, Death Migration will interrupt you and cut you in half.

"Tongzi, please wake up. Although I am drunk, are you sober?" Yun Jing Denghua knocked on the system, "If you say you are sleeping, I will go to the courtyard and skin you right now."

"...Master Yunjing, I haven't said anything yet. Can you stop threatening me in your first sentence?" The system said helplessly, "If you don't threaten me, I will tell the truth."

"I always feel that threatening first is more effective." Yun Jing Denghua said.

"After what I have said, I hope you can stay calm. At least, don't rush over to take my skin off, because I can't stop you from doing bad things. I can only watch helplessly. I am also very helpless." The system said sincerely.

"So, I really didn't sleep until I was sober when I was drunk? Did I go crazy with alcohol?" Yun Jing Denghua said hesitantly. She didn't even know that she would go crazy with alcohol.

"Drunk and crazy, that doesn't count, because you look very sober. You don't have the crooked steps of an ordinary drunk person, nor do you have to walk in a straight line to prove that you are not drunk." The system struggled, because she went too far. things.

Back to yesterday, Li Mei carried the unconscious Yun Jing Deng Hua to the kitchen. Initially, everything was fine, because the sobering soup was really powerful, both in terms of its effects on making people faint and waking them up. , all pretty good.

The bad thing is that they can't move before she wakes up. They have to stay for a few more days until she wakes up, so they have to use the kitchen inevitably, because people are like iron rice and steel, and they will starve if they don't eat. .

Therefore, the pile of things lying on the chopping board was very annoying, and it was too redundant to put it anywhere. Li Mei carried her around the kitchen, and finally decided to put it on the pile of firewood to make it better, and then put it on her after cooking. Move back.

Who knew that at this moment, she would wake up? But the drink didn’t stop...

Then, Li Mei's disaster struck...

"Oh, my little sister is so cute! Where did you get your hair bleached? Which Tony did the highlights?" Yun Jing Denghua hugged Li Mei's neck from behind and held her in his arms, She stroked his hair fondly, "The last time I dyed it, it was stained by idiot Tony. I'm so heartbroken..."

"Let go!" Li Mei's face darkened, "Otherwise your whole body will hurt!" A bunch of ice picks were pointed at Yunjing Denghua.

"Little sister, you have a lot of personality! I just like cool sisters!" Yun Jing Denghua poked his cheek with a smile, "Let me kiss you? (°?‵?′??)"

"I'm a man!" Li Mei gritted her teeth. The ice pick was blocked by the invisible barrier around her, and the attack was ineffective. He had no choice but to patiently try to reason with the drunkard.

"You are the little sister." Yun Jing Denghua said firmly.

"How can I not know whether I am a boy or a girl?" Li Mei said angrily.

"How can I still not tell if a boy is a girl? You are my sister if you are so good-looking, and you have a standard girl's hair." Yun Jing Denghua refused to reason, but he fought hard.

"...I'll shave my head tomorrow." Rimei said dejectedly. Why was he talking so much nonsense to a drunkard? "Let me go, I'm going to prepare the meal."

"Wow! She can also cook! What a good wife and mother!" Yun Jing Denghua's eyes lit up, "I said she must be my sister! She is also a virtuous sister!"

"I'm a man!" He circled back again, and Li Mei forcefully broke open the hand wrapped around her neck.

"...I don't believe it, unless...you let me touch it!" Yun Jing Denghua narrowed his eyes, and one hand danced all the way down Li Mei's chest.

"Where are you touching!!!!" Li Mei exploded, her whole face turned red, she threw her hand away and jumped three meters away.

"Evidence..." Yun Jing Denghua said thoughtfully, holding his chin with one hand, and ran away before he could touch it...

Li Mei started to get angry with an expressionless face, and cooked a large pot of sobering soup, and poured another bowl for her with determination and determination, successfully knocking her out from the pain, and then she could prepare food with peace of mind.

This kind of thing happened four times in the three days when she was sleeping, so that big pot of sobering soup was left there unused until they moved...

"In short, rather than being drunk, you are more like being liberated by alcohol, which has been suppressed for many years." Finally, the system concluded.

Amitabha...Li Mei didn't kill her because she had a bodhisattva heart...Yunjing Denghua felt her conscience and blamed herself. If this were the case in ancient times, if her position changed, she would have to marry Li Mei back. Home is the only thing...

Okay, the charges are proven, what’s next is...

"Tongzi, you saw it all, why didn't you stop me?" Yunjing Denghua Xingshi asked.

"...Lord Yun Jing, did I make it clear just now? I can't do it!!! What can I do to stop you?" The system trembled.

"In addition to broadcasting chats and sending tasks, what other functions do you have?" Yunjing Denghua asked, suddenly remembering something. So far, she didn't know what functions this system had.

"I can give you a golden finger. Isn't that my greatest use? What kind of bicycle do you want?" the system said sincerely.

"..." Yunjing Denghua was speechless. Well, she knew that Tongzi really couldn't be blamed for this incident, and Li Mei was even more unreasonable.

But she is also very innocent!

Who is to blame? She turned her attention to the carriage.

Su Nuo on both sides! ! ! If he hadn't poured her a bowl of alcohol, she wouldn't have gone crazy with alcohol!

"Li Mei~~~" Yun Jing Denghua jumped on the carriage, "I'm tired from walking, let me sit for a while~"

"Just be patient." Li Mei still had a cold face and refused to look at her.

Forget it, she has been gone for a few hours, it is enough, not to mention that there is nothing she can do if she is really drunk. Who has been in that era? Even if she knows how tough girls are, isn't it? The rich ladies of the Heian period can be compared.

"Thank you Li Mei!" Yun Jing Denghua clasped his hands together, his eyes bright, "I didn't mean it before, please forgive me! If you really mind, it's not like I can't..." Responsible... ....

"Shut up!" Rimei interrupted with a dark face, "Don't mention it again, this matter is over."

"Oh... okay..." Yun Jing Denghua closed his mouth.

After another few hours of bumpy carriage and horseback riding, they once again arrived at their residence on a night with three moons above the moon.

"Lord Su Nuo, we are here." Li Mei stopped the carriage and opened the curtain, "Time is short and we only had time to clean part of the house."

"It doesn't matter." Liangmian Sunuo said. He is not a delicate person. Even if it is a ruined temple, he can make do with it for one night. As long as he has the conditions to improve his quality of life, he will not wrong himself.

Li Mei took Liang Miansu Nuo to the southeast side, and once again distributed the Yunjing lanterns to the farthest west courtyard. The west courtyard was so barren that it was overgrown with weeds, and not even a single room was cleaned.

Yunjing Denghua carried her small package to the west courtyard and sighed. The consequence of offending Li Mei was that she had to clean the house by herself.

But she is not Limei, and she will not be so diligent as to clean every room. She worked until early in the morning, and cleaned a room, a kitchen, and the only way to her room from the west courtyard. I have to say, look There were too many, and I felt that the weeds were also very artistic, so I kept them with peace of mind.