Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Wow!"

Axing shook the bamboo tube used for drawing lots and held it in front of Populus euphratica.

"You can draw a lot from it, and then I will interpret it for you."

Hu Yang randomly drew a lot from it.

There were inexplicable symbols drawn on the signature, which he said he couldn't understand.

He handed the drawn lot to the witch A-Xing: "Let's unravel the lot."

Ah Xing took the signature and interpreted it.

Soon, her brows furrowed.

"Have you solved it yet? Tell me the answer soon. I'm so looking forward to it." Hu Yang looked at Ah Xing with expectant eyes like a friend waiting for his girlfriend.

Axing raised his head, looked at the expectant person opposite, and glanced at the sign in his hand with some suspicion: "The sign roughly means that you are a happy person, and you will share your happiness with the entire Teyvat." Everyone on the continent.”

Hu Yang seemed to have found a confidant and said happily: "Wow! Miss sister is so awesome! This lottery is really accurate. I am the kind of person the big sister said, but everyone always misunderstands me. Hey, hey, I obviously just want to Just having fun with everyone."

A-Xing continued: "This is just the first half of the signature. The second half means that if you do this, it will cause pain to others."

"Is that so? It doesn't matter, as long as I am happy, thank you very much, Miss, for helping me unscramble the signature and give you a meeting gift." Hu Yang reached for the fraud pocket at his waist.

A female doll with green hair wearing a miko costume was taken out of the fraud pocket.

"Give it to you."

Axing didn't want to accept Hu Yang's gift, but when she saw the appearance of the doll clearly, she reached out and took it.

[Unlucky doll, it will bring you misfortune]

"A-Nin? Why do you have A-Nin's doll?"

"What A-nin, I bought this doll casually, I don't know. If you like it, you can take it."

"Thank you for the gift, I like it very much." Looking at the doll that looked similar to his sister, Aixing really liked it.

"You're welcome, I treat everyone like this." Hu Yang said: "Can I stay here for a few days?"

"Of course, no problem. I'll take you to the guest room." Xing happily led the way while holding the doll, and turned around.

There was a "bang!" sound, and her head hit the edge of the door.

Hu Yang gently supported the other party and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

A-Xing shook his head: "It's okay, I just bumped into it accidentally."

After just two steps, she stepped on her clothes and fell to the ground while going down the stairs.

Hu Yang once again transformed into a caring little prince and kindly helped Aixing.

"Miss Ayuki, you don't seem to be very lucky."

"Sorry, sorry, I must have been a little happy because of A-nin's doll and forgot to look at the road. I will pay attention."

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a sound of "tear-", and her sleeves tore open.

Axing: "..."

"Guest, that's the second room on the left. I need to go back and change clothes. I'm sorry."

"it's okay no problem."

Hu Yang looked at Axing's figure leaving in embarrassment, with a playful smile on his lips.

"Interesting."

[A five-star potential character, but slightly less talented than Isshin Akekage. The opponent doesn’t have the Eye of God yet. If the host wants it, he can take it home and keep it.]

"Xiaoyi, don't say such things again in the future. It makes me look like a pervert. You say please go home, take something home, vulgar words."

[Yes, yes, Xiaoyi knows her mistake, so does the host want to "please——" her home?】

"Of course I'll pack it up and take it away with the little fox."

"Thor is pursuing her eternity and has no time for pets. As a colleague among the gods, how could I not help."

[The host is right]

[Xiao Yi rewards the host with 1 rough stone, and the host owes money...]

"You are really smart. You rewarded 1 rough stone at a time. I have never seen such a smart system."

【Huh? Has the host seen other systems?]

"Nonsense, after all, I have read tens of thousands of novels, and the system has seen tens of thousands of them."

【What(○?e?○)】

Hu Yang came to the guest room, opened the door and walked in. He lay on the bed, took out his mobile phone, opened it, and watched videos for a while.

He viewed more than a dozen videos, half of which were videos related to Wendy.

I also saw a video of Hutao advertising him and Wendy.

"As expected of my sister, she really knows how to seize business opportunities."

He found Wendy's account in the discussion forum, clicked on it and sent a private message to the other party.

Happy little boy (Polar euphratica): Don’t come out to embarrass the gods if you have nothing to do

The other side will reply instantly

I'm not the God of Wind (Wendy): Populus euphratica?

Happy little boy: Who else will care about you besides me?

I'm not the God of Wind: Where are you, Populus euphratica, I'll go find you for a drink

Happy little boy: Rice wife, are you coming?

I am not the God of Wind: the territory of that arrogant mad woman? What did you do at her place?

Happy little boy: Remind you, Baal is sitting in my arms watching me send messages

I am not the God of Wind: ╭n╮（￣▽￣）╭n╮, who are you kidding? If you say she is chasing you with a knife, I will believe it. If that person sits in your arms, she will kowtow to me more than the old man. Fake

Happy little boy: Okay, let me tell the truth. In fact, I was being pushed to the ground and beaten. The God of Thunder asked me to tell you that she will go to Mondstadt to sit there.

I am not the God of Wind:…

I am not the God of Wind: Beautiful and powerful Ms. Barr, a cute little dog was playing with my phone just now. Please don’t pay attention.

Happy little boy: bark twice

Happy little boy: It was sent by Thor just now

I am not the god of wind: woof woof! o(^o^)o

Happy little boy:......

Happy little boy: Wendy, send a video to clarify that you are not the God of Wind.

Happy little boy: Oh~, forget it, don’t tell anyone that I am a god in the future. It’s so shameful to be a god. Being a god is the biggest shame in my life.

I am not the God of Wind: It turns out that person is not by your side. I was shocked.

I am not the god of wind: Hehe, Populus euphratica, you don’t want others to know that you are a god, right?

Happy little boy: Monster! Show your true colors quickly!

I am not the God of Wind: Populus euphratica, I miss Dao’s wife’s wine (′??v??｀)

Happy little boy: Do you want to pee?

I'm not the God of Wind: You bullied me, I'm so sad, I want to post a video to express my inner sadness, but a certain god of joy won't give me a drink (つд?)

I am not the God of Wind: So sad, so sad, so sad...

Happy little boy: Okay, save some face for yourself, I’ll bring you some wine when I come back

I'm not the God of Wind: I just know the best, hehe

Happy little boy: (*￣m￣)You make me feel sick

Turn off the contact with Wendy and stop communicating with this shameless Fengshen.

There was no way around it, it was really confusing to meet a guy who was as shameless as myself.

He estimated that if he and Wendy made an appointment to run naked on Mondstadt Street, this guy might agree.

Pooh!

Shameless!

Keep watching videos.

I don’t know how many videos he viewed, but Hu Yang stopped on one video.

In the video, Ying was eating, and someone was holding up a mobile phone to film her.

The person who clicked to post the video had an account name called "Paimeng is full" and his avatar was a photo of Paimeng eating.

send message

Happy little boy: Paimon?

It took a long time for the other person to reply.

Paimon is full: who are you?

Happy little boy: Populus euphratica

Paimon is full: Populus euphratica? Who is Populus euphratica?