Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Bu Lu

"Be patient, the pain only lasts a moment."

"Hahaha, this brat deserves it, Baizhu, harder, I want to hear this brat's screams."

Bai Zhu took Hu Yang's arm and twisted it with skill.

Click——

The weak arms returned to their original positions.

"You have good tolerance, but you can scream out appropriately. Suppressing it like this is not good for your health."

The longevity on Bai Shu's shoulders felt a bit pity: "You kid is too tolerant."

Hu Yang glared at Baizhu and said stiffly: "This pain is nothing! I am..."

Before he finished speaking, a black thing flew from a distance and fell into Populus euphratica's mouth.

The little zombie who fell to the ground in the distance stood up in confusion, stroking his little head and thinking: What are he going to do?

"Well--"

The black spherical object was stuck in Populus euphratica's throat.

Seeing this scene, Changsheng's eyes shone: "Well done, little zombie!"

Hu Yang grabbed his neck, and the suffocation paralyzed his brain. At this moment, he also felt the fear of death. The grass element on his body spread, but it was useless.

Baizhu on the side made a move. His hand was covered with grass elemental power, and he slapped Populus euphratica on the stomach.

"vomit--!"

A black ball-shaped object was sprayed out, stained with saliva.

Changsheng was dissatisfied and bumped his head against Bai Shu: "Baizhu, why are you trying to save him? I still want to see him suffocated to death."

Bai Zhu calmly picked up the black ball from the ground: "Fortunately, you didn't swallow it. This is the precious medicinal material "Yangbao" I purchased from Qingce Village. If you eat it, I don't know when I can buy it again. .”

"Ahem -" Populus euphratica coughed a few times, frowned and asked, "What is Yangbao?"

"The sheep treasure is also called the sheep stone. There are too few sheep raising people here in Liyue. It is difficult to get the sheep treasure..."

Baizhu introduced Yangbao on one side, while Populus euphratica was lying on the ground retching on the other side.

"vomit……"

"You deserve it!" Immortality (o^^o)?

Seeing Populus euphratica's reaction, Baizhu shook his head and said: "There is no need to react so much. Many medicinal materials are like this."

Changsheng nodded and gloated: "Yes, yes, talking about this, I suddenly remembered that when this boy came to Bubulu for medical treatment, Baizhu added something called Renzhonghuang, and the Renzhonghuang was still made of human Made of excrement and child urine..."

Changsheng was talking about being devoted, but Hu Yang, who was lying on the ground and vomiting, suddenly stood up and pinched Changsheng's seven inches.

"You're such a noisy snake!"

Populus euphratica pressed hard with his palms, and Changsheng wrapped around Baizhu's tail and instinctively tightened it.

"Trash, keep shouting!"

"Well--"

Changsheng had already begun to roll his eyes.

Bai Shu grabbed Populus euphratica's arm and tried to rescue Changsheng, but his strength was about the same as Populus euphratica, and he couldn't break Populus euphratica's hand at all.

In the end, it was Zhongli who rescued Changsheng from Populus euphratica.

Chang Sheng shrank behind Bai Zhu and shouted, "Ah! This kid actually wants to kill me!"

"Hmph!" Populus euphratica (▼戼#).

Baizhu touched Changsheng's head, comforted Changsheng, and said, "Mr. Zhongli, since the patient is not seriously ill, please take him away."

"excuse me."

Zhongli used the method he used to take Populus euphratica and left Bubu Lu.

After leaving Bu Bu Lu, Zhongli took his disobedient child to Dr. Cha's place to listen to books.

then……

"Hmph! Old school!"

"Rubbish!"

"It's just a demon, I will kill them all sooner or later!"

"Children love each other, huh! Only weak and incompetent losers are trapped by love."

"Old man, don't stare at me, or I'll gouge your eyes out."

"Humph……"

In short, the plan of listening to books and drinking tea fell through, and Zhongli could only leave with his naughty child and wander around Liyue Port with nothing to do.

However, the naughty boy did not calm down.

When he saw children playing, he would say: "They are like a bunch of ants."

Seeing the businessmen talking, he would say: "Hypocrisy is disgusting."

When he sees a couple walking, he will say: "Humph! The love of a mayfly, only strength will prevent betrayal."

When he sees a place selling delicious food, he will say: "How can my appetite mess with my sense of propriety. (Suck~)"

When he saw the Qianyan Army, he would say: "You are just a hypocrite, how dare you and what not——"

【?乛v乛?Hehe】

Behind him, Zhongli covered his mouth.

Faced with the naughty child who was speechless, Zhongli could only give up one day and sit with the naughty child in the Hall of Rebirth for a whole day.

I didn’t even go out to eat my lunch, I asked the staff of Shengsheng Hall to help bring it.

Hutao came back in the afternoon.

When he came back, he saw Zhongli in the Hall of Purity, but Hu Yang was still a little surprised. Zhongli didn't go out for a walk?

"Wutao, how's the business going?"

"what?"

When Hu Yang asked about the business, Hu Tao was startled. His brother also started to pay attention to the business of Shengshengtang?

Can she give up her position? After all, the position of the leader of the Hall of the Past belongs to her brother, and after abdicating, she can be honest and lazy, hehehe.

"There was something wrong with the business. I went to Qingce Village. The grandpa who was supposed to be buried came back to life. Now he is eating and drinking well. It will probably take a while to complete the business."

Hu Yang slapped the coffin nearby, startling Hu Tao.

"Huh! Isn't it difficult to kill someone if you can't do even the smallest thing well?"

"what?"

Hu Tao stared at her brother in disbelief with wide eyes. Killing someone... seems to be very simple. Just kill and bury him. Then the business will be done! (eyes shine)

No, no!

The job of the Rebirth Hall is to send away the dead, not the living, although what my brother said is very tempting...

Zhongli said: "Master, please don't forget the teachings of the old master. Killing people and burying them has lost the original intention of establishing the Hall of Rebirth."

"Hehehe, of course this hall master knows it. There is no need for guest guest Zhongli to remind you. Go ahead and drink your tea (*｀?3?)??"

Hu Yang said coldly: "Pedant, there are so many people in this world who deserve to be killed. It would be their honor to kill them and then hold their funerals."

Hu Tao approached Zhongli and asked in a low voice: "Brother, what's wrong with him? Why does he look a little wrong?"

"It's just an illness. You'll be fine in three days."

This is what Zhongli asked with his fists. Thinking that this situation will continue for three days, even him, a god, feels a little headache, and the wear and tear has intensified~

"Three days, that's okay. I don't want my brother to be like this forever." Hu Tao tilted his head and looked at Hu Yang and said.

If my brother is like this every day, she is afraid that she can't help seduce. She really goes to do the business of buried a dragon, so that there will be no shortage of customers to the living hall. I can’t stop it (?＞?＜?).

For the next period of time, Hu Yang didn't even leave the house. Who knows what Zhongli was thinking. After guarding him for three days and three nights, he was worthy of being a god.

But thanks to Zhongli, he didn't go out to cause trouble.

It's just that the past two days have been miserable. For some reason, rats got into the Purse Hall, which is cleaned every day, and many coffins have been gnawed.

The most serious loss was caused by the collapse of the pillar supporting the beam directly above the Populus euphratica resting place. The collapsed pillar directly cost Walnut 200 million molad.