Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Senior, senior, senior, come out and see me~"

"Senior~, how can I live without you, Senior~"

"senior……"

Hu Yang lay on the ground and acted recklessly for half an hour without paying any attention to him.

He took out the endless wine bottle and drank two sips of juice to moisten his throat.

"Senior..., alas~, senior is really ruthless, so he is ignoring people."

He walked over to General Thunder, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with his eyes closed, lying on his side, resting his head on General Thunder's legs, looking up at General Thunder's chin.

"Senior, I know you are looking at me. If senior doesn't give me an answer, I will live in the General's Mansion from today on. Although I can't see senior every day, I can see Little Hu Yang, the general who looks the same as senior every day. I’m satisfied.”

With that said, he took out a box of three-color dumplings and opened it.

He picked up a bunch of three-color dumplings and brought them to General Raiden's mouth. The three-color dumplings were wiped on the other's lips: "General, do you want to eat?"

General Leiden was like a wooden man, indifferent.

"General, if you don't want to eat, then I will."

Hu Yang put the three-color dumplings that had brushed against General Thunderbolt's lips into his mouth: "It's so sweet, soft and delicious. General, do you really not want a bunch?"

He twisted his neck and said, "General, can you change your position? This position makes my neck hurt a little. I won't have a stiff neck if I fall asleep like this, right?"

Seeing that General Thunder and Lightning ignored him, Hu Yang felt a little bored, so he simply lay on General Thunder and Lightning's lap and fell asleep.

outside

"You bitch, let me go!"

Xiao Liya was tied to a tree by Jiu Jiao San Luo.

Kujo Soro blocked Xiao Liya's mouth with something: "Be honest, otherwise I would have made you unconscious for a while."

"Well -" Xiao Liya, Populus euphratica, why don't you come out! (*｀へ′*)

The sun sets and dusk approaches.

The cool night breeze made Xiao Liya feel a little cold, and the person she was waiting for had not yet appeared.

Kujo Sora came from a distance: "I'll untie you, be honest."

She reached out and took off the cloth from Xiao Liya's mouth, and cut the rope that bound Xiao Liya's body.

Xiao Liya asked: "Where is Populus euphratica?"

Kujo Sura said: "He hasn't come out yet. He is probably dead. You should go back."

"How can that guy die so easily? I'm going to wait here for him to come out."

"No, the General's Mansion is the residence of the General. Outsiders cannot be allowed to stay here."

Seeing that Xiao Liya was about to attack her again, Kujo Sanra took the lead and slashed Xiao Liya's neck with a hand knife.

"you……"

Kujo Sora reached out to hug the unconscious Xiao Liya, and carried Xiao Liya out of the general's mansion in a princess hug.

……

next morning

Hu Yang woke up from the lap of General Thunder.

He twisted his neck and felt a burst of pain: "Suck~, I'm really stiff."

General Thunder and Lightning was sitting in a cross-legged position, with his neck resting on the opponent's ankles, which just said "skin and bones".

"I'm hungry, is there breakfast?"

Ignore, ignore again.

Hu Yang stretched out his hand and grabbed the pink cheeks on both sides of General Thunder and pulled them apart. He said word by word: "General, I! I'm hungry!"

Continue to ignore.

"Ignore me, right?"

He stretched out his hand and kneaded General Thunder's cheek hard, making General Thunder make grimaces one after another, and thoughtfully took out his cell phone to record the moment.

"Come on, Sir General, smile, eggplant!"

"Let's get another one!"

"This one is good. This one is good. Take a look, General."

Hu Yang put the phone in front of General Thunder and opened his eyes with his fingers.

In the photo, Hu Yang pinched General Lei Dian's chin with one hand and squeezed General Lei Dian's cheeks out.

"I'm going to give it to the little fox to make a poster for Yaedo Hall. It will definitely be popular."

Snapped!

General Thunder reached out and grabbed Hu Yang's arm, obviously his words had an effect.

"I don't need to eat. There is no dining place in the General's Mansion."

"General, you don't know how to do it because you are afraid that I will send the photo to the little fox." Hu Yang put away the phone: "Don't worry, my love for the general is unquestionable. How could I share the photo of the general?" To others."

He stood up: "Okay, I'm going out to eat. What would you like to eat, General?"

"I don't need..."

Before General Lei Dian finished speaking, Hu Yang's big face came closer and closer.

He stared at General Thunder with wide eyes.

"What do you want to eat, General?"

"Sweet...dessert."

With those eyes staring at General Thunder, he became nervous.

Hearing General Leiden say this, Hu Yang's face immediately put on a smile: "Okay, then I'll buy it for the General."

He walked out of the general's mansion humming a happy song.

"I have a little donkey,

I never ride,

One day I had a sudden impulse,

Riding a donkey to the market,

I have a butcher's knife in my hand,

I am very proud of myself,

"Crack" sound

The stupid ass kicked my little brother

Hum hum, hum hum, hum hum,..."

Soon, Hu Yang came to the street selling food. He smelled the smell of meat and came to a barbecue restaurant.

He said grandly: "Boss, give me ten thousand skewers of barbecued meat and ten thousand skewers of vegetables."

The warm smile on the boss's face froze, and his expression darkened: "Guest, if you want to cause trouble, I will call the shogunate."

"I'll go! Why do you rice wives like to slander you? I'm just here to have a meal and you accuse me of causing trouble. You rice wives are too overbearing."

Hu Yang hit the door frame of the shop with a "bang!" punch, and the barbecue shop was crumbling: "No! You must give me this meal for free today! Otherwise, I will feel uncomfortable!"

"Humph!"

The boss snorted coldly and called out at the top of his voice: "Sir, Lord of the Shogunate Army! Someone is causing trouble here!"

"Who disturbs order!"

Two shogunate soldiers came over.

The two recognized Populus euphratica.

"Isn't this the one who was with Kujo-sama yesterday?"

"How to do?"

The two communicated quietly.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant also heard the conversation between the two shogunate soldiers, and suddenly cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

He has always been diligent, how could he offend the shogunate army.

"My lord, if you don't want me to treat you to dinner for free, forget about what happened just now."

"Forget it? Who are you? Forget it. I, Hu Yang, have never been so wronged since I was a child." Hu Yang pointed at the boss who looked like an arrogant second generation ancestor: "I tell you, I am the only one who can wrong others. , no one can wrong me? Understand?"

The owner of the barbecue restaurant nodded in agreement. At this time, everything the other party said was right: "Understood! I understand! Your Excellency is right!"

"You know what I'm saying is right, why are you still standing there? Let's go make a barbecue! You want me to rush you?"

"Sir..." The owner of the barbecue restaurant is in a dilemma. He grills ten thousand skewers of each kind. Isn't this a embarrassment?

The two shogunate soldiers also couldn't stand it anymore.

One of the shogunate soldiers said: "My lord, he is just a barbecue restaurant owner. There is no need for you to embarrass him so much."