Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill
Chapter 164 My god of joy is kindness
"What do you mean by looking at me in confusion? Don't you know how to eat sweets?"
With that said, Hu Yang picked up Nasida's little hand and took out the candy that was not yet warm in her hand.
He tore off the lollipop packaging and said, "Open your mouth, ah——"
Nacida opened her mouth obediently.
"Go away!"
The huge pink candy was stuffed into her little mouth, filling her whole little mouth.
"Well--"
Nacida's little face became bulging from the stuff in her mouth.
Her pink little tongue licked the candy in her mouth, it was sweet.
"Is it tasty?"
"Mmm, it tastes sweet."
Hu Yang touched Nasida's little head and sighed: "Poor child, even a lollipop tastes delicious. It's really pitiful. Why don't you go with Uncle Huanxuan, and Uncle Huanxuan will take you to eat delicious food outside?" , Uncle Happy, I have eaten all the delicacies of Liyue, Daozhi and Mondstadt."
Nasida shook her head and said: "I'm sorry, Populus euphratica, I can't go with you. I am the grass god of Sumeru, and Sumeru needs me."
Hu Yang knelt down, opened his hood, looked at Nasida and said seriously: "You are wrong. What Xumi needs is a god, but it is not you."
The current Xumi Order can be said to be an existence that covers the sky with one hand.
To the Ecclesiastical Order, Nasita was just a prisoner in a cage.
The only meaning of her existence is to prove that there are gods in Sumeru.
When Sumeru no longer needed gods, Nasida was the first to be abandoned.
"Come with me, I will take you out of this prison that traps you."
"No one can leave here today!"
A voice came from behind.
Hu Yang put on his hood and turned around to look at the uninvited guest who broke into Jingshan Palace without saying hello.
The person at the head is the current great sage of the Order Academy.
Hu Yang said coldly: "A group of mortals dare to break into the palace of a god without authorization. What crime do you deserve!"
"Hmph!" Azar snorted coldly: "Don't listen to his nonsense, catch this mortal criminal in front of you who broke into the Jingshan Palace without permission!"
The people who came with the Great Sage were all members of the Great Sage, and they naturally followed the orders of the Great Sage.
The great sage gave the order and the group of people surrounded Populus euphratica.
"Ignorant man, are you ready to bear the wrath of the gods?"
Xiaocao Shen behind him said: "Don't hurt them, they are just bewitched by the great sage."
"Tch~, trouble."
Space shuttle!
Hu Yang used two consecutive space shuttles, and his figure appeared behind the great sage, reaching out and patting the great sage on the shoulder.
The great sage turned his head and looked at Populus euphratica suddenly appearing behind him with a horrified expression.
He stepped back continuously, sat down on the ground because of nervousness, pointed at Populus euphratica and said: "You... what are you going to do?!"
"Yo, now I know fear."
Populus euphratica approached step by step, putting psychological pressure on the great sage.
"Weren't you quite crazy just now?"
Uh-huh! Populus euphratica disappeared again, and the second half of the sentence came to Azar's ears.
He had already put his hands on the great sage's shoulders from behind and spoke behind the great sage.
"Let go of the Great Sage!"
The guards brought by the Great Sage returned.
Hu Yang took out the painful dagger and put it on the great sage's neck: "Don't come over here. I am a coward. If you scare me, I will cut the knife in my hand."
The guards who rushed forward stopped immediately.
Hu Yang looked at Nasida and said, "Come over here."
Nasida obediently came to Hu Yang and asked, "What are you going to do?"
Hu Yang said with a smile: "Of course I want you to come with me."
He put the painful dagger in Nacida's hand: "This guy actually imprisoned a god, come on, stab him twice to vent your anger."
Nasida shook her head: "He just made a wrong choice. He deserves the punishment he deserves, but this punishment should not be made by me."
Snapped!
Hu Yang slapped those people on the back of their heads: "Are you stupid? Are you stupid? You are the god of Sumeru. The Jiaoling Yuan imprisoned you for so long and you exposed it with just one sentence. No wonder the Jiaoling Yuan people They all like to bully you, you act like a god and you are too shameless."
[Random mission: Small grass will grow into big trees
Details: Nacida, who is over 500 years old, is still young and does not know how to be a competent god.
As gods, you should help your senior learn how to be a true god.
Come on!
Go towards God!
Tip: You can ask other gods for advice
Completion: 0%
Reward: 1000 rough stones, idol*1]
Even if there is no Populus euphratica to complete this task, Nasida's ideological education must be paid attention to.
He is obviously a very smart god, but he was imprisoned for five hundred years just because he was kind-hearted and made people think he was weak and easy to bully. It was such an embarrassment to their gods!
Wendy has never embarrassed a god like this.
Being bullied by a mortal who is weaker than himself is a shame that cannot be washed away in Hu Yang's opinion, no matter what the reason is.
"Little sister, we are both gods. Let me teach you today how my God of Joy behaves."
Hu Yang took the dagger from Nasida's hand, pointed it at Azar and said: "Look at him, the expression on his face is so ugly. I am the god of joy. I hate people being sad in front of me. Man, maybe I will." Happy, old fellow, don't you think so?"
"Yes...yes!" Azar said yes, but in his heart he really wanted to cut the man in front of him into pieces.
"Then why don't you smile? Are you looking down on me, the God of Joy?"
Under the threat of the cold dagger on his neck, Azar pulled an ugly smile on his face.
Seeing this, Hu Yang immediately said angrily: "You are actually perfunctory with the gods!"
"Mortal! Accept the wrath of the gods!"
puff!
A cold light flashed, and a finger fell to the ground.
"what!!!!"
Azar screamed in pain.
He was originally a great sage, so why did he suffer such pain?
The pain from his soul almost made the great sage faint.
However, before he lost consciousness, one of his fingers was cut off, and the pain struck again.
Populus euphratica took his time and cut off the great sage's ten fingers one by one before giving up.
Looking at the great sage who was twisted into a ball on the ground, he said with a smile: "My God of Joy, if nothing else, I just have a kind heart. I hate taking away other people's lives with my own hands, so you are very lucky. Congratulations on your relationship with If you survived the battle with the gods, it would be enough for your descendants to show off to your descendants."
"Old guy, you are old enough. Now that you have lost your finger, you are about to retire. Um... Wait, it seems that you are doing mental work, so you can't retire. In this case, I am here to help you. "
Swish!
The painful dagger scratched across Azar's body, and his limbs gradually separated from his body.
In order to prevent the other party from losing too much blood, the kind God of Joy personally used his divine power to help the evil great sage Azar stop the bleeding.
"Oh~, I am indeed too kind. I really can't hurt a life with my own hands. God of joy, why are you so kind?"
Hu Yang pinched his throat and replied: "The God of Joy is the kindest god in Teyvat. Long live the God of Joy. I want to give birth to a monkey for the God of Joy!"
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