Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

For someone as crooked as the bard, the lady labeled Hu Yang a "nuisance" before even meeting him.

People's first impression is very important, and obviously, Populus euphratica has done a very successful job, leaving a bad impression on people before they even meet them.

"Ahem, stop, stop talking. If you keep talking, I won't have the shame to sit here and eat."

It’s also a bit embarrassing to be told about peeing and playing in the mud with Populus euphratica, which is a history of shame.

He only peed and played in the mud a few times. If Zhongli hadn't thought highly of him at that time, he would have done such a shameful thing. After all, it was Zhongli's fault.

"I asked you to guess our identities, not my growth history."

The lady said coldly: "Besides what I said, what other identity do you have."

"Humph!"

Hu Yang had a proud expression on his face, as if he was a successful villain.

"Nascida, tell this big-boobed lady who we are. It will shock her."

The honest Nasida said: "My name is Nasida. I am the grass god of Sumeru. Populus euphratica is the eighth god of Teyvat, the god of joy."

Hu Yang immediately said: "Humph, how are you? Are you scared? If you don't apologize to me for your rudeness just now, you dare to talk about the embarrassment of the gods. Be careful that I beat your parents even if you don't know them."

"Gods? So what." Although the two were gods, the lady was a little surprised, but even if the other party was a god, she could not let her bow.

The only place left in her heart now is the queen.

"You... look down on gods?" After saying that, Hu Yang suddenly changed his face and buried his head on Nasida with an aggrieved look.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Nasida, do you think our gods are a very low-level profession? Why would anyone look down on gods? Is there any justice in this world? "

Nasida patted Hu Yang's shoulder in cooperation: "Don't cry, don't cry."

Hu Yang raised his head and said to the lady childishly: "Woman, you look down on me, I won't give you Zhongli's heart of God."

The lady said: "The heart of God is the contract between the emperor and the queen."

"You..., okay, okay, are you bullying me? Let me tell you, my background in Teyvat is bigger than you think.

I won’t mention the two people in front of me. Does Mondstadt’s Fengshen know? He is the pretty boy pursuing me. He will do whatever I tell him to do.

There is also the Thunder God of Inazuma, that is my future wife, the Water God of Fontaine, that is my old iron, the Fire God of Nata, that is my little brother, the Queen of Winter, that is my idol, you dare to say something to me If you say bad things, I will let them beat you in a group. "

Miss:"……"

She was wrong. She shouldn't compare the man in front of her with Barbatos. This guy was less serious and more shameless than Barbatos.

"Are you afraid? If you are afraid, apologize immediately."

Facing the rude Hu Yang, the lady chose to die. She stood up and said, "Please don't forget the contract."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

She really didn't want to stay here for a moment, she was afraid that she couldn't help but attack the three gods.

"Sister! Let's go now. Sit down and chat a few more words. Don't pay attention to what I just said. I just like to brag. You..."

boom!

The door to the private room was closed and covered with a layer of ice.

"Today's young people are too impatient to chat with their elders."

Hu Yang looked at Nasida in his arms: "Nasida, don't you think so? People nowadays really don't respect the gods more and more, and the gods have no face at all."

"Just tell me, if I go out and shout that I am a god, people will treat me as a fool. Tell me, I don't look like a god anymore."

"And Zhongli, you pay for every meal. Do gods need to pay for meals?"

Nasida opened her mouth to say something, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was blocked by Hu Yang's words.

"And that Wendy, she's a good singer and singer, but she still can't make much money."

"And you, being a grass god and being imprisoned by your own people for five hundred years."

"That shadow, if you don't want to be a god, you have to be a stay-at-home girl. She doesn't go out or step out the door all day long. I think you should change territory with her. You go to Inazuma to be the God of Thunder, and let her go to Xu. Be her homegirl."

"And the water god of Fontaine, Balabala..."

Populus euphratica is open to criticism from gods and is not afraid of offending others.

Even if the gods he was talking about were in front of him, he would dare to point at their straightness and talk about them.

The God of Joy is not very powerful, but he is very courageous.

After chattering for an hour, Populus euphratica kept chattering while eating and never stopped.

Nasida's little face had long been wrinkled, and she was asked to sit on Populus euphratica's lap. Populus euphratica was nagging in her ears, and the nagging voice made her head feel dizzy.

Zhongli, who was drinking tea, had long since lost interest.

"Speaking of Ningguang, I have to talk about the girl Yelan who has a better relationship with her. I still remember the first time I met the girl Yelan..."

eleven o'clock at night

The three of them left Xinyuexuan.

"Why is your mouth so dry? The seafood must be too salty. I will have to eat from another restaurant in the future." Hu Yang muttered.

Then he waved goodbye to Zhongli: "Zhongli, I will go back with Nasida first. By the way, I will take her to Mondstadt tomorrow and won't come back until tonight. There is no need to look for us tomorrow."

After separating from Zhongli, Hu Yang held Nasida's little hand and walked on the deserted streets late at night.

The bright moonlight fell, adding a color to this quiet night.

On the way back, Hu Yang asked, "What do you think of Zhongli?"

Nasida said: "Mr. Zhongli is a learned and talented person, and he has his own opinions on many things. I will later transfer the knowledge from World Tree, but my understanding of this knowledge is shallow. I should learn from Mr. Zhongli and thoroughly understand it." Look at that knowledge with a deeper understanding, so that you won’t..."

"Okay, okay, that's enough." Hu Yang shook Nasida's arm to stop. He hated other people's nagging the most.

Hu Yang: I can do it, but others can’t＜(｀^′)＞

He asked again: "Then have you learned anything from Zhongli? I'm not talking about knowledge, but from the perspective of gods, what do you understand about the way gods perform their duties?"

This time, Naxida thought for a while before saying: "Although Mr. Zhongli is the god of Liyue, he chose to become a mortal and integrate into Liyue. Hu Yang, why do you think this is?"

Hu Yang asked back: "You don't actually have the answer to this in your mind, so why are you still asking me?"

Nasida shook her head: "I just don't understand why gods and humans can't get along as equals. Gods are obviously companions of humans, so why can't they be equal friends with humans? Even Mr. Zhongli can only do this as a human being." Integrating into Liyue Port, but isn’t this a kind of deception?”

"What does Nasita think of God?"

"god……"