Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

On the blood-stained beach, Populus euphratica sat cross-legged in the air, holding a barbecue in one hand and red wine in the other.

There is no other reason why he does this~

Meet the occasion.

"This roasted suckling pig is pretty good. I remember it was bought by Wanmintang, right?"

"Master Mao has never thought that his cooking skills will improve at this age. Thank you!"

"I don't know if he wants the Eye of God. If so, I will definitely get one for him. Maybe with the Eye of God, Master Mao's cooking skills will be even better."

Hu Yang was chewing the meat in his mouth, and when he caught sight of a scene in the distance, he was so disgusted that he spit out the food in his mouth.

"Who is that over there! It's you! You're mentally ill! His body has turned into meat paste and you're still trying to pull it off for me! Ugh~"

Not far away, the soldiers of the shogunate army were working on the body that was crushed by Zheping. When he lifted it with his hands, the shredded internal organs fell to the ground.

"Lord Joy!"

When he heard someone calling him, Hu Yang lowered his head and waved to the person below: "So it's Brother Milk Tea. When did Brother Milk Tea find me?"

Kujo Sora was the first to speak: "God of Joy, I need to take the bodies of these casualties of the Shogunate Army back to their relatives. I hope you will forgive me."

Swish!

Populus euphratica's figure disappeared from mid-air and suddenly appeared in front of Jiu Jiao Shuuluo.

"Okay, but I need corpses, so why not exchange them for one? You give me one corpse, and I will give you another corpse. How about it? If it is the corpse of the owner of the Eye of God, I will exchange ten for you."

Kujo Sora looked directly at Populus euphratica and said coldly: "They are not goods for trading."

Hu Yang spread his hands and shrugged: "It doesn't matter. I don't care if they are goods or not. I just want enough corpses. Of course, living people are better. How about it? Do you want to trade?"

He turned his head and shifted his gaze to the wandering warriors resting in the distance. Those were the reinforcements called by Ayato Kamisato.

"Don't you like those ronin very much? Give them to me. I don't want any of the corpses of the shogunate army."

Pink Fox smiled and said: "Master God is really unkind. I wonder what Master God wants these things for?"

Hu Yang looked at Pink Fox and said three words: "I want you to take care of it~"

"Lord Kujo, I don't think it's better than this. Aren't there still some death row prisoners in the city? It's useless to keep these people, so why not..."

Kujo Sora interrupted Kamisato Ayato's words: "Those prisoners on death row will be dealt with according to Inazuma's laws."

Kamisato Ayato smiled helplessly: "It's me who talks too much."

"Tsk, tsk, it's really hard for you two to have such a companion who doesn't know how to adapt."

In the evening, the bodies on the beach were cleared.

The blood is also washed by the sea water and merged into the sea.

Human life is so insignificant. A tsunami or an earthquake can take away traces of people's past lives.

……

Sun rises

The day for the immortal ceremony is one day closer.

Ying and Paimon had just returned from a mission in the wild. They were tired and looked a little embarrassed.

Paimeng complained: "It's really unlucky. You can hit a landslide even if you pick medicine, Ying. Otherwise, why don't you ask Mona to learn astrology and make a prediction for yourself before going out. If it's unlucky, don't go out."

Ying nodded, feeling that Paimon's words were very reasonable. Why hadn't she thought of this before?

"Huh? Ying, do you think that is Populus euphratica over there at the entrance of the Adventurers Association? I haven't seen him for a long time, and he doesn't lack Mora. What are you doing in the Adventurers Association? Let's go and take a look."

The two stepped forward.

Paimon said: "Catherine, Hu Yang, what are you talking about? Do you have any important commission?"

"Traveler, Paimon, welcome to the Adventurers Association." Catherine said politely.

Hu Yang smiled and waved, "Hey, Ying, Paimon, how have you been lately? Have you found any immortals?"

"Ying and I met the Immortal Mandrill at the last banquet, but he didn't like to talk, so Ying and I didn't ask for any news."

"Mandrill, it's really difficult for you to ask anything from him."

"Hu Yang, what are you and Catherine talking about? Do you have any commission to make a lot of money? Ying is your friend. If you have such a commission, don't forget us."

"It's not a commission, I'm here to discuss business."

Paimon asked curiously: "What kind of business is this?"

"Confidential business." Hu Yang smiled mysteriously, turned to look at Catherine and said, "Miss Catherine, let's go."

"Master Hu Yang, please come with me."

Hu Yang followed Catherine into the Adventurers Association.

"What are you doing? It's so mysterious. I really want to know."

"Paimon, don't be too curious. Let's go and hand in the mission."

"Ying, aren't you curious?"

"Not curious."

Hu Yang entered the Adventurers Association, followed Catherine down the stairs, and came to the door on the second floor.

Catherine opened the door and made a gesture of invitation.

As soon as Hu Yang walked in, the door behind him was closed.

"I was doing serious business, but now it looks like I'm doing shady business."

He looked around at this small house. The decoration in the room smelled of Mora. It looked like it was the place where a guy who liked to show off lived.

"Have you seen enough?"

The person sitting on the sofa in front spoke, and Hu Yang looked politely at the boss with whom he was discussing business.

"Huh? Your sofa is nice. We don't have this kind of sofa in Liyue. Can you give me one?"

"If Mr. Hu likes it, just take it."

"How generous. I'm determined to be your friend!" After saying that, Hu Yang sat down on the soft sofa and lay sideways on it.

"It's so comfortable~ I almost want to sleep in when I sit on it."

The person opposite said: "Let me introduce myself, Phantarone, who is also the ninth seat of the Fools - the rich man."

Hu Yang lay on the sofa and squinted for a while, then said lazily: "So you came to me to discuss some business~ I don't think you came to me to ask for the Eye of God~"

Phantaronye smiled and said: "Liyue's Eye of God is the task of other fools. At this moment, I am talking to Mr. Hu as a businessman."

Hu Yang raised his eyelids hard, looked at the smiling Phantalonie across from him, and said carelessly: "You look handsome when you smile. I kind of want to chop off your legs and store them away."

"If Mr. Hu gives me a price that satisfies me, I can sell my legs to Mr. Hu."

"Ten billion molas."

After hearing Populus euphratica's bid, Phantarone was not angry. He still smiled and said, "I think my two legs can bring me more molas."

"Forget it if you don't want to. Let's talk about business. Tell me what kind of business you want to discuss with me."

"How about Hu Gongzijue's Adventurers Association?"

Hu Yang changed into a comfortable posture and said: "Don't talk to me so much nonsense. I don't understand. I like to be direct. If you keep talking nonsense, then don't do business."

"Haha, I thought Mr. Hu was just like those businessmen, but I was disappointed."