Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

[Host, don’t be stunned, read your lines]

Hu Yang came back to his senses, looked at Wendy with affectionate eyes, and said, "Wendy, are you willing to spend your life with me? If so, accept this bottle of wine. If not, I will leave with it."

"Promise him!"【╭( ???)? 】

A voice came from the crowd below.

"Promise him!"【(?w?)hiahiahia】

There was another sound coming from nowhere.

"Promise him!"

"Promise him!"

"Promise him!!!"

"Wow! This kid is so popular." Lisa also raised her hands to her mouth and shouted, "Promise him! Promise him!"

Captain Qin next to him had a black line on his forehead.

In mid-air, Wendy's eyes were blurred, and her eyes never left the wine gourd in Hu Yang's hand.

He instinctively took the wine gourd and put it to his nose to smell the aroma of wine inside.

"Xiao Yi, what kind of wine is this? Why do I feel something is wrong with Wendy."

[Xiao Yi's special brew "Feng Shen Zui", to others, this is just a good bottle of wine, but Fengshen has no resistance to it. Whatever the host wants to do to Wendy now, he will agree to it (／≧w＼ )]

Singing sounds

"Forgot how it started

Maybe I just have a feeling for you

suddenly found myself

Already deeply in love with you

really simple

It doesn't matter if we love you so much, it doesn't matter if the earth is dark or the sky is dark

Can't decide between right and wrong

I have no regrets and follow you day and night for love

That crazy person is me

oh......"

Wendy on the opposite side sniffed for a long time before putting the wine bottle to her mouth and taking a sip of wine, and then...he was drunk.

Hu Yang supported him and fell to Wendy. He licked his lips and swallowed as he looked at the problem close at hand.

"Goo~"

Then he reached for the wine gourd in Question's hand.

"I have to try something so good."

Hu Yang pulled twice, but couldn't take the wine gourd from Wendy's hand.

"You still hold me so tight even when you're asleep."

He simply drank directly to his mouth, but he couldn't pour out a drop of the wine from the gourd.

"Little one..."

[This has nothing to do with Xiao Yi, it was Wendy who sealed the mouth of the wine bottle]

Hu Yang looked at Wendy in his arms, stretched out his hand and pinched her cheek hard: "I'm really taking advantage of you."

boom! ! !

The hot air balloon exploded in the sky, and red candies fell from the sky like raindrops.

Lisa caught one behind her. The candy was wrapped in red paper with the word "囍" on it.

"Wedding candy, this seems to be Liyue's custom. It turns out that this interesting kid is from Liyue. No wonder I haven't seen him before."

She opened the candy wrapper and put the candy inside into her mouth.

"It's quite delicious."

He peeled off another one and stuffed it into Qin's mouth.

Qin quickly spit out the candy in her mouth: "What are you doing, aren't you afraid of being poisonous?"

"What are you afraid of? You are poisonous and I will die with you. We can't be together in this life. I will be a man and marry you in the next life."

The projection in the sky gradually dissipated, and Populus euphratica in mid-air slowly fell down holding Wendy in its arms.

Qin led the people from the Knights of the West Wind around.

"Captain Qin, what mistake did I make that troubled you to bring so many people to arrest me?"

Captain Qin said: "The big commotion you created in Mondstadt City has already affected the residents here. I hope you say that the Liyue people don't know about these things. Let's forget it this time."

"I understand, I will definitely report to the Knights before doing this next time."

"Oh my, little one, I'm still holding my beloved in my arms, and I'm thinking about the next thing I want to confess to."

Lisa came over with a smile and looked at Populus euphratica.

"Bless you, little ones, don't care about worldly opinions and work hard to pursue your love. My sister supports you."

Hu Yang showed a sweet smile to the other party: "Thank you sister for your blessing, and I also wish my sister and Captain Qin to get married soon."

Lisa covered her mouth and said with a smile: "My little brother has such a sweet mouth, my sister accepted my brother's blessing."

Qin: "..."

A group of members of the Knights of the Good Eaters looked at their leader and Ms. Lisa with the same eyes.

No wonder the leader has never had a boyfriend. It turns out he already has Ms. Lisa, who is really a big deal.

After Captain Qin and others left, Hu Yang found Zhongli holding Wendy.

Zhong Li looked at him with a strange expression. He had experienced thousands of years and had never seen any big storms, but today's incident still stirred up waves in his calm heart.

"You...really want to be with him?"

Hu Yang rolled his eyes at Zhongli, threw Wendy in his arms to him, and turned around to pick up the candies on the ground.

"Xiaoyi is too wasteful. There is no need for these candies. You might as well leave them to me."

[Host, you are really... diligent and thrifty, I believe Wendy will live a good life with you]

"Fuck you, I'm not interested in him. Gan Yu and Shen He are about the same, but I think I should get along well with Shenzi. Lisa is also good. Life will not be boring if you marry them."

[嘤嘘嘤, the host is so heartless. He just confessed to Wendy and is thinking about other women. He is such a playboy, so bad~]

"Cut~"

Hu Yang soon picked up a large bag of candies, stuffed his mouth into his hands and returned to Zhongli.

Wendy lay on the seat beside her and fell asleep.

"Isn't anyone awake yet?"

"The drink was ordinary. I just don't know why he didn't wake up."

"Who knew...wait, are you drunk?!"

Hu Yang stepped forward and grabbed Wendy's arm holding the wine bottle, and came to Zhongli's side and looked at him expectantly: "Pour me some and let me have a taste."

Zhong Li shook his head: "This is little friend Wendy's wine. It's better not to drink it without his consent."

"Hey~, Zhongli didn't realize that you are still a double-standard dog."

"Double-standard dog?"

"It's okay to do bad things yourself, but others can't do bad things. This is called a double-standard dog."

"..., I just want to confirm the condition of little friend Wendy, and I don't mean to drink from him."

“Look at my eyes (﹁“﹁) ”

Zhongli was silent.

"Okay, if you don't want to drink, then I won't drink."

Hu Yang put down Wendy, sat down, looked up at the sky and said, "Where will we sleep tonight? We won't be sleeping on the streets, right?"

There was no answer from Zhongli for a while.

Hu Yang looked at Zhongli in surprise: "No way, we are really going to sleep on the streets tonight. Where have you been resting recently?"

"The starry sky at night in Mondstadt is slightly different from Liyue. The starry sky in Mondstadt is free..."

"I&#%$&! You two are really good at it."

A wind god and a rock god spent their time in the wild.

Hu Yang reached out and dug into Wendy's clothes.

"Ahem!" Zhongli coughed twice: "Little friend Populus euphratica, it's not in good taste to take advantage of others' danger."

"What are you thinking about? I'm looking for Maura, otherwise we will really sleep on the street tonight."

"Strange, why isn't there a Mora?"

After searching all of Wendy's body, there was no sign of Maura.