Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Near noon, Hu Yang finished his breakfast and prepared to return to Mondstadt.

When he came to the bridge entering Mondstadt, Populus euphratica formed a seal with his hands.

"Fire Escape·The Great Fire Extinguishes!"

The pigeon that was eating bread crumbs on the ground had not yet reacted, and the next moment it turned into a roasted pigeon.

Timmy stood there stupidly, looking at the roasted pigeons on the ground.

Then three figures came over.

One of them picked up the roasted pigeon on the ground and said: "The heat was not controlled well. It was cooked on the outside but still raw on the inside."

Hu Yang brought the pigeon to Timmy and said, "Come on, little friend, my brother will treat you to roast squab."

"You??(?′Д｀?)??Wow——"

Timmy burst out crying, covered his tearful eyes and ran into Mondstadt.

"Really, it's a waste of food." Hu Yang shook his head, biting the roasted pigeon in his hand: "Ugh——"

The next second he spat it out.

"It tastes really bad, bah bah bah!"

Hu Yang turned around and handed the roasted squab to Wendy: "Wendy, please eat."

"Hey~, I'm a vegetarian recently." Wendy refused: "Ask Mr. Zhongli, he might want to eat it."

"Zhongli definitely won't eat it."

"Little friend."

"What? Zhongli, do you want to eat?"

Zhongli shook his head and said: "The Sea Lantern Festival is coming soon, we should go back to Liyue."

"I'm going back soon, and I want to spend a few more days in Mondstadt," Hu Yang said.

He hasn't collected all the characters in Mondstadt yet. He hasn't seen Albedo, Sugar, or Mika yet.

"There will definitely be a lot of fine wine at Liyue's Sea Lantern Festival. I will go to Liyue with you too."

Hu Yang: "Aren't you "Wind God Drunk"? What more wine do you want?"

"There is only one bottle of Fengshen Zui, and I am reluctant to drink it."

Entering Mondstadt

They had just walked not far when a short-haired girl wearing a green maid outfit came to them and blocked their way.

Catherine said politely: "Hello, I am Catherine from the Adventurers Association. Is this Mr. Hu Yang?"

"Adventurers Association? Do you have a mission for us?" Hu Yang asked with interest.

"No, Mr. Hu Yang. The Adventure Group Association recently received a package from Mr. Hu Yang. We need Mr. Hu Yang to come to the Adventure Group Association to pick it up."

"My package?" Hu Yang asked doubtfully.

Someone will mail him a package.

It seemed that the only people he knew well in Teyvat were Hu Tao and Zhongli.

"Miss Catherine, is this a package sent from Li Yue?"

Catherine shook her head: "The package was sent from Xumi."

"Xumi?! Miss Catherine, are you sure the package was sent by Xumi?"

"Mr. Hu Yang, please don't doubt my seriousness in my work."

"Where is the package?"

"plz follow me."

Catherine led Hu Yang and his party to the Adventure Group Association.

Catherine took out a package and handed it to Hu Yang.

Hu Yang took the package and opened it directly.

Inside is a pack of Dundun peaches, a fruit that is only available in Xumi.

Sensing a familiar smell coming from the package, Qian Yongfeng spoke to Zhongli on the side: "Old man, it's the one from Xumi."

"What does the new grass god want to do with the little friend Populus euphratica?" Zhongli was confused in his heart.

Little friend Populus euphratica has been in Liyue since he was born. This is the first time he has left Liyue and came to Mondstadt. How could the grass god of Sumeru look for you?

After opening the package, Populus euphratica picked up a Dundun peach, no matter whether it was poisonous or not. He rubbed it on his body and put it in his mouth: "Well, it's quite sweet and has a lot of water. It's more delicious than Sunset fruit."

Then he handed the Dundun Tao in the package to Zhongli, and he took out an envelope with green paper from the package.

The envelope was very ordinary, but it was sealed with grass elemental power, making it impossible for outsiders to open it.

Hu Yang used his elemental power. Since this was a package for him, he should be able to open it.

The next moment, the scenery around him changed.

I was in Mondstadt just a moment ago, and the next second my whole body turned into a grassland.

Hu Yang put down the letter in his hand and looked at the little white-haired girl in front of him.

Nacida said apologetically: "I'm sorry to meet you in this way."

Hu Yang stepped forward and squatted down to face Nasida. He reached out and patted Nasida's little head, with a kind smile on his face: "Little sister, I don't seem to know you."

"This is the first time we meet, but I have been paying attention to you for a long time. My name is Nasida, and I am the god of Sumeru. Although I look like a child, I am already five hundred years old."

"God of Sumeru~, I wonder what you want from me? I don't think it's just to meet me. Could it be that my beauty attracts you? Oh~, that's really embarrassing. Beauty is I am born with it and I can’t change it." Hu Yang said narcissistically.

Nasida nodded seriously: "Although what you said is irrelevant, if you say it I will listen carefully. When I get back, I will think carefully about every word you say."

Nasida's look made Hu Yang a little embarrassed.

These gods are really not fun to watch.

Zhongli has a facial paralysis, he doesn't panic when things happen, he drinks tea calmly, you joke with him, and he tells you great truths, but all of them are correct, leaving you speechless.

Wendy is a shameless bard. It would be pointless to trick someone like this because there is no way to trick him.

Now this little grass god... is a child who knows everything. She seems to take note of everything you say carefully.

Summary: Gods are boring

"Haha..." Hu Yang laughed: "What you just said is not important. Don't take it to heart, Lord Grass God. Let's talk about what Lord Grass God wants me to do."

Nasida nodded and talked about her purpose of looking for Populus euphratica.

"I hope Populus euphratica will come to Xumi."

"Going to Xumi? What to do?"

"Sumiru is an oasis, but it has been eroded by the dead zone. In recent years, the dead zone has become more and more serious. If this continues, the oasis is likely to turn into a desert again. As a god, I want to protect this land, so I hope that Populus euphratica Come to Xumi to help solve the dead zone."

"Me? Solve the Dead Realm?" Hu Yang, who has played Genshin Impact, naturally knows what the Dead Realm is. That thing is the product of the Red King's formation through forbidden knowledge. How could he possibly have a way to solve it.

Moreover, why does Nacida think he has a way to solve the dead zone?

Nasida said: "Yes, the eye of God of Populus euphratica is connected to the power outside the starry sky. This power is essentially the same as the dead zone. After the analysis of the void technique, the dead zone is not harmful to Populus euphratica, but can make Populus euphratica Become stronger.”

[Host, what she said is true]

[Your God’s Eye and the Dead Domain come from the same power]

"Xiao Yi, you said before that my Eye of God was something from this world. How come I have power beyond the stars now?"

[The host's God's Eye is naturally from the continent of Teyvat. The host's original zodiac sign is the living grass. Xiaoyi saw that this zodiac sign did not fit the host's personality, so he changed it for the host. Otherwise, the host thought why your abilities were so good. Strong(???w???)]

"Isn't it in exchange for attack power?"

[No, Xiao Yi used his private money to exchange it for you. The host should thank Xiao Yi very much]

"Bring the private money."

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