Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Bai Shu: "..."

Chang Sheng, who was wrapped around Bai Zhu's neck, had already opened his mouth and pounced towards him.

Hu Yang had long been prepared to be attacked by Chang Sheng. He held the plate with one hand, grabbed the snake meat in the plate with the other hand, and raised his hand to block the mouth that was biting him.

Changsheng fell to the ground with a mouthful of snake meat in his mouth.

"Bah! Bah! You bastard made me eat snake meat!"

Changsheng was originally just angry that Populus euphratica used snake meat to make himself look like him. After all, he was no longer an ordinary snake.

But being stuffed with a mouthful of snake meat by the other party was a bit too much.

Hu Yang took a few steps back to distance himself from Changsheng, then grabbed the remaining snake meat with his hands and ate it into his stomach.

The system sends a notification that the task is completed.

"Doctor Bai, let's take our leave first." After saying that, Hu Yang held the wooden box in one hand and held Zhongli's sleeve with his other greasy hand and walked out.

"Asshole! Don't leave! See if I don't bite you to death!"

Hu Yang quickened his pace and got rid of Chang Sheng who was chasing him.

Beside the lotus pond, Populus euphratica loosened his arms.

Zhongli looked at the grease on his sleeves expressionlessly, then shook his sleeves and the grease slid down the cuffs.

"I went too far this time. Is this the price?"

"Yes." Populus euphratica leaned on the railing of the pavilion next to the lotus pond, quietly looking at the blooming lotus in the distance.

He opened his mouth and said calmly: "Mr. Zhongli, I have no choice. I don't want to be stupid for the rest of my life."

In my heart: Oh~, I am so kind, I feel guilty for a snake

"Will you do this kind of thing again in the future?"

"I don't know. The price I paid was random. Who knows what I will do next time."

[Host, eh, eh, it’s all because Xiao Yi is not strong enough, otherwise the host wouldn’t have to do these things]

Hu Yang rolled his eyes and whispered: "White Lotus."

【嘤嘤嘤(?o﹏o?)】

Zhongli looked over with doubtful eyes.

Populus euphratica looked at the lotus and said: "Seeing this lotus, I suddenly remembered a saying, "It emerges from the mud but is not stained, and washes the clear ripples without being evil." This sentence fits the situation very well with the lotus in the lotus pond."

Zhongli also looked at the lotus flowers all over the lake and said: "It emerges from the mud but is not stained, and washes the clear ripples without being evil, but it expresses the meaning of the lotus."

At this time, an orange figure floated out from the lotus leaves.

It's crispy rice.

The rice cake is floating in the water, with freshly picked lotus pods placed on the chest.

"Crisp! Crisp!"

Hu Yang looked in the direction of the sound and saw Xiang Ling carrying a backpack. Next to Xiang Ling was a little lolita in green clothes. The little lolita was carrying a backpack like Xiangling.

Xiangling also saw them and waved to them: "Mr. Zhongli! Populus euphratica! Have you seen the rice dumplings!"

Populus euphratica pointed to the lotus pond below.

Xiangling understood instantly and walked around from a distance with the little loli next to her.

"It's true Guo Ba, you disappeared in the blink of an eye."

Suddenly a spear appeared in Xiangling's hand, and she used it to fish the rice cake out of the water.

Guo Ba handed the lotus pod in his hand to Xiang Ling.

"Don't run around next time." Xiang Ling touched Guo Ba's head.

Then he looked up at Zhongli and Hu Yang and said, "Hu Yang, how does the Bai She Xian I made for you yesterday taste?"

Hu Yang nodded and said: "It's delicious, but a friend is not satisfied with your cooking."

"Who is it?"

"Longevity."

"Changsheng?" Xiangling didn't expect that she knew the person named Changsheng.

The little Loli on the side said: "Xiang Ling, longevity is the white snake on Mr. Bu Lubai's body."

"So it's him, wait!" Xiangling looked at Populus euphratica in shock: "You gave a snake fresh food to eat?!"

"Ah."

Xiangling: "..."

Little Loli said: "Sir, what you are doing is wrong. How can you let a snake eat snake meat?"

"Yes, Populus euphratica, how did you come up with the idea of ​​letting a snake eat snake meat? But if the immortality is made into snake soup, I don't know how to suck it~" Thinking about it, the cook cells in Xiangling's body were ready to move.

……

Bu Lu Nei

"That bastard named Hu Yang! Don't let me touch you and me again..."

Just as he was cursing, Changsheng's body suddenly shivered.

"That bastard Hu Yang must be thinking of some bad idea."

……

Little Loli pulled Xiang Ling's sleeve and said, "Senior sister, immortals cannot cook."

"Yao Yao, is it really impossible?"

Yaoyao shook her head repeatedly: "I really can't."

"That's such a pity."

Hu Yang left the railing and said to Zhongli beside him: "Mr. Zhongli, let's go back."

Seeing that the two were about to leave, Xiangling said, "Are Mr. Zhongli and Hu Yang going back now? I also want to invite you to attend the lotus banquet."

"Next time if you have a chance."

Hu Yang, Xiang Ling and Guo Ba waved goodbye and left with Zhong Li.

Liyue Hong Kong is full of people coming and going, talking and shouting.

Populus euphratica was walking on the street, and the sounds in his ears made his head feel hazy. He suddenly felt that he was out of tune with the world.

but……

He is not from this world, so why should he want to integrate into this world?

He smiled, walked to a stall selling masks, and picked up a red Yaksha mask: "Boss, how many molas does this have?"

"500 molas."

Hu Yang didn't let his boss remember the money in his pocket. Before going out, he discovered that there was money in the pocket of his clothes. Hu Tao must have put it there. After all, Zhongli didn't even have a mola, so it was impossible to put a mola in his pocket.

After paying Mora, take the Yasha Mask.

Hu Yang walked towards Zhongli with the mask and said, "Mr. Zhongli, I will do some rude things to Mr. Zhongli later. Say hello to Mr. Zhongli in advance."

Zhongli asked: "What's the matter?"

But he saw the young man opposite him smile, put on the red Yaksha mask, and then...

"My Zhongli is the King of Rocks!"

quiet--

The originally noisy streets suddenly became quiet.

【Progress 167/1000】

Looking at the progress bar of task completion, Hu Yang patted his head.

He should have thought of it earlier.

The system did not give him a fatal task, it just gave him a word game. These tasks can be solved in a few minutes in Liyue Port, a place where people come and go.

"My Zhongli is the King of Rocks!"

Hu Yang shouted again, and this time the progress bar reached over 300.

"1000 is not the number of people?"

[(?e?) I have already said that everything is for the sake of the host, so why would you give the host a task that cannot be completed?】

[That was originally a one-day task, but the host had to divide it into several days to complete it. I really don’t understand what the host was thinking, ugh~]

Populus euphratica always feels that the system is taking pleasure in others' misfortune.

But since this is the case, are the other two tasks also word games?

Forget it, let’s complete this task first.

"My Zhongli is the King of Rocks!"

"My Zhongli is the King of Rocks!"

"My Zhongli..."

[Congratulations to the host for completing the daily task and obtaining 10 rough stones]