Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Oh~, I thought that the mighty God of Joy didn't even have any powerful attack methods~"

【Um】

"Xiaoyi, don't you think this is sad?"

[I don’t think so, why should I attack? As long as others can't kill you, aren't you the most powerful? 】

"..."

"I'm going to be beaten, right? Then where can I, the God of Pleasure, go out and save my face?"

[Host, is face important?]

"nonsense."

[Xiaoyi rewards the host with 100 facial masks]

"Ha ha……"

Whoosh!

Hu Yang stretched out his hand to catch the apple thrown from a distance, opened his mouth and took a bite.

Beidou jumped up from below: "What are you playing for?"

"Nothing to do, just sunbathing. When can we get to Inazuma?"

"We will arrive at Haizhuan Island tomorrow. I have a batch of goods to be delivered there. Then I will take a detour to the outlying island. If there is no delay, it will take about five or six days." Beidou sat down next to Hu Yang and handed him a bottle. Wine: "Would you like some?"

"I'm a good man and I don't drink."

Beitou raised his head and took a sip himself: "How can a man not know how to drink?"

"Speaking of which, your cell phone is really convenient. My crew members have to go out to sea for at least ten days and a half, and they can't contact their families for three or four months. It's much more convenient to have a cell phone. Even at sea, they can express condolences with their families."

Inazuma's business hasn't been negotiated yet, and almost everyone on the crew of the Southern Cross fleet now has a mobile phone in their hands.

"Captain Beidou, psychologically speaking, people can only fall in love more when they miss each other. Your crew members are in contact with their families every day. Be careful that they will get bored with each other and affect their work."

"Will this happen?"

"To use a very simple analogy, if a person lives in Liyue every day, he will be very happy when he first comes to Daoji. However, if he is allowed to live in Daoji all the time, he will miss Liyue. If he has been living in Liyue, he will miss Liyue. month, he will want to see the scenery outside, which is a common problem for most people."

Hu Yang said lightly: "The more you don't get it, the more you will cherish it. No one will care about things that are easily obtained."

"You'd better let your crew have less contact with their families. There is beauty in distance."

Beidou nodded: "What you said makes sense. It seems that there will be rules on mobile phones on the ship in the future."

……

Mond City

"Toward the stars and the abyss, welcome to the Adventurers Association."

Ying took out the commission letter and handed it over: "Miss Catherine, this is the commission for this time."

Catherine took the commissioned note, took out a bag of Mora and placed it on the table: "Adventurer, this is your reward."

Paimon happily hugged Maura: "There are so many Maura, now I can buy that thing called a mobile phone."

"If you ate less we would have bought a cell phone."

The two of them went to a branch that sold mobile phones, handed over 250,000 Moras, and got the mobile phone that Paimeng longed for.

"Ying, I'll play, I'll play, I want to play that little elf's game."

Ying handed the phone to Paimon and said helplessly: "Don't lose your mind by playing with things."

"I know, I know."

The phone was opened, and inside was a desktop background image of Paimon smiling.

[Hello, Smart Ah Yi is here to serve you. If you need anything, just ask Ah Yi]

"Huh? Why are there three things here, weren't there two before?"

[This is a newly developed game. The game tells the story of an adventurous traveler in Teyvat. If you are interested, you can try it]

"No, no, no, I just want to play with the elf. I want to catch pets, Charmander, Pikachu, Paimon is here to catch you."

"Be careful."

Ying pulled Paimon over so that Paimon wouldn't hit the pillar in front.

"Hey, am I too excited?" Paimon stuck out his tongue in embarrassment.

"Ying, where shall we go next?"

"Accept the commission and earn molas. The previous molas were all used to buy mobile phones. I have more than two thousand molas left in total. If you don't want to go hungry tonight, work with me to complete the commission."

"Ying(???︿???), you won't let Paimon starve, will you?"

Ying→_→: "Paimon, why don't you come for dinner tonight."

Paimon backed away in fear: "Ying, how could you have such an idea? Paimon just eat less tonight."

"Ying! Paimon!"

Someone waved to them from a distance.

Paimon held the phone and looked at it: "It's Amber."

Amber trotted over from a distance.

"Ying, I've been looking for you for a long time. How did you use the Wind Wings I gave you last time?"

Ying said: "It feels very good, very convenient."

"That's fine, but then again, you haven't obtained your pilot's license yet."

"A pilot's license, what is that?" Paimon asked.

"You can only legally fly in Mondstadt if you have a pilot's license."

"Oh~, Ying has been flying for so long, doesn't he have to be locked in a tight cell? No, Ying can't be locked in a tight cell, otherwise Paimon will starve to death."

"..." Ying said speechlessly: "You can only think of me when you are eating."

"Hey!" Pamon smiled and turned his head.

"It won't help if you close the cell tightly, but if you want to use the Wings of Wind in Mondstadt in the future, you must first have a pilot's license."

"So Amber is here to give you a pilot's license?"

"How is it possible? If you want to obtain a flight license, you must first pass the examination, and then it will be issued by the Knights. Don't think about using the back door. Besides, I am the examiner of this flight test."

"Then you go take the exam, and I'll find a comfortable place to play with my phone."

"Don't try to be lazy."

Ying grabbed Paimon and brought her back.

"Ying, Paimon can't help you with your pilot's license test, so just let Paimon wait for you here."

Ying thought for a moment, took the phone from Paimon, and warned: "Wait for me here, don't run around."

Paimon(=_=).

"Paimon is Ying's best friend. How could he leave his friend alone? Ying, I will accompany you to take the pilot's license test."

He looked at Paimon with disdain.

Amber said: "Let's go to the exam location."

Just as the three were about to leave, Kaia appeared.

"Mr. Kaia." Amber.

Paimon: "Why is Kaia here too?"

Kaia smiled and greeted the three of them: "Ying, Paimon and Amber, good afternoon."

Amber said: "Is Mr. Kaiya here to marry you?"

Kaiya nodded and said, "I have something to tell Miss Ying."

He looked at Ying: "Miss Ying, have you played the game that was recently released on your phone?"

"I just bought a mobile phone."

"In this case, you might as well play the new game. There are surprises waiting for you in it." The smile on Kaia's face turned a little nasty and playful.

Ying took out the cell phone that she had just snatched from Paimon's hand and opened it.

[You are not Miss Paimon, please return your phone to Miss Paimon]

Kaiya said: "This phone will only authenticate the first person to turn it on, and other people cannot use it."

Ying's eyes widened. Doesn't that mean that this phone can only be used by Paimon, and it is useless for her to hold it.

"Paimon——"

"Ying, Paimon can cunningly...explain!"

"No need to explain, save your meal money to buy me a mobile phone from now on."

"No! Ying!"

"Humph!"