Went to the wrong table on a blind date, got married to a cold and beautiful CEO
Chapter 326 The little fat boy!
Chen Ailan was about to make a call to see where her second uncle Ling Guoqin and his family had returned so that they could take a ride back to the countryside.
They had agreed before that they would go back to the countryside together on New Year's Day to worship their ancestors and pay New Year's greetings to their fellow villagers.
At this moment, a mountain bike suddenly came from behind.
Although it has been renovated, you can tell at a glance that it is an old model that is more than ten years old, and it has been decorated with many fancy things.
The mountain bike drifted to a sudden stop, raising a cloud of dust in front of the three people of the Ling family.
Ling Ruoxue frowned in anger. Is there something wrong with the driver?
Do you want to show off your driving skills?
I still want to pick a fight!
"Hey, isn't this Amu Chen?"
The next moment, a round head poked out of the mountain bike window and called out to Chen Ailan.
He's a little fat guy.
Then, his eyes fell on Ling Ruoxue.
Ling Ruoxue was wearing gray stockings today, which tightly wrapped her long legs. She wore an elastic skirt underneath and a long mink fur coat on the outside. At first glance, she looked very impactful.
The little fat man opened his mouth slightly and was about to drool when he was suddenly stunned, and then excitedly called: "Wow, it turns out that Sister Ruoxue is here!"
"Hey, it turns out to be Little Fatty!"
Ling Ruoxue also recognized this round head. Wasn't it his younger brother's younger brother?
What's your name?
I really can’t remember it for a moment!
Forget it, just call him chubby.
Ling Yu had a good memory, so he immediately went to say hello: "Hero, is it you? I haven't seen you for many years. I didn't expect you to grow up so much?"
"Haha, what are you talking about? Don't handsome people grow up? Brother Yu, you are really a four!"
The little fat man opened the car door and jumped out.
He tried his best to show off his strong skills, and even twisted his shape when he landed.
It's a pity that with a height of over 1 meters, a round body, and wearing green clothes, he looks like a big watermelon.
"What does 4 mean?"
Chen Ailan saw that her children ignored this little cutie, so she still asked casually.
"Haha, four divided by two is still two, minus two is still two, really two plus two, minus two is still two...ah, am I very talented?"
Little Fatty Shen smiled and raised his eyebrows, looking like he was ready to praise me for my talent.
Ling Yu: "..."
Ling Ruoxue: "..."
Chen Ailan also laughed awkwardly: "Little Fatty, you are still as cute as before!"
"Eminem, although what you said is right, it's not completely correct. You can't ignore my handsomeness just because I'm cute!"
Little Fatty Shen dressed up in new clothes and knocked on his shiny leather shoes.
The clothes are brand new, but they feel like a child wearing adult clothes.
Ling Ruoxue had so many black spots that she couldn't bear it and said sternly: "A person will be a bitch for a lifetime, and a pig will be bitten with a knife. Little fat boy, please stop showing off your beauty in front of me. You have made us covered in dust. I won't care about you, but you must Take us into the village quickly!”
"Oh!"
The little fat man surprisingly obeyed Ling Ruoxue's words.
Ling Yu was not surprised, after all, he knew Xiaopang Shen very well.
He is an orphan who was picked up and raised by an old drunkard in Hero Village many years ago. Ling Yu learned some kung fu from the old drunkard when he was a child, and he can be regarded as the senior brother of the little fat man. The little fat man has been called Sister Ling Ruoxue since he was a child, and he was always clinging to him when he was a child. she.
The little fat boy has never been serious since he was a child, always making faces and making trouble to attract others' attention.
But I didn’t expect that after so many years of not seeing him, he would actually become such a stinker now.
"Brother Yu, why did your family suddenly come back to celebrate the New Year this year? You haven't been back for many years!"
The little fat man asked while driving.
Without waiting for Ling Yu to answer, he answered his own question: "Isn't he married to a wife?"
After looking at the rearview mirror again and confirming that Ling Yu only had a family of three back, he shook his head and said, "Impossible! You are so stupid and don't look like you are doing well, how can you get a wife?"
Ling Yu: "..."
Ling Ruoxue smiled and felt that the little fat man's IQ was normal.
She used to think that her brother would never get a wife because of his stupid mouth, but a sister Qin fell from the sky for him. If the little fat man knew about it, would he be angry to death?
"Haha, your brother Yu just married a wife and went back to the countryside to kowtow to his ancestors."
Chen Ailan then responded to the little fat man's words.
But the little fat man was like a lightning strike, with a look of disbelief on his face, and shouted: "This world is really unfair! You think Brother Yu is taller than me, better-looking than me, and has better martial arts than me. What else can you say? Comparable to me? Even I don’t have a girlfriend yet... Bah! I mean, there are so many girls who like me and I don’t know which one to choose, so I’m still single at the moment. Why should Brother Yu be ahead of me? get married?"
Ling Yu just smiled and said nothing.
Ling Ruoxue also listened to this living treasure talking all the way, and was ready to watch the live cross talk on the first day of the new year.
Chen Ailan was very happy. She was a good old lady and she used to worry about the little fat boy's livelihood when he grew up. Now it seems that he should have no problem supporting himself.
Thanks to the little fat man, the three of them finally returned to Hero Village at around eight o'clock in the morning.
The road conditions outside have changed a lot, but the Hero Village has remained the same as it was ten years ago.
The village is very simple and very old.
Half are stone brick houses, and half are mud brick houses.
The roads are very clean, completely different from the villages in Dongxing Mountain.
Because Hero Village advocates protecting the family and the country, over the past century there have been an endless stream of people joining the army and fighting on the battlefield, and there have been many great men. There are many stone statues and even bronze statues erected in the village!
Most of the people in the village are very simple. They still wear buttoned cotton jackets. Some farmers even wear headscarves. Most of them have dark skin, which is tanned in the fields.
Very few people in the village have cars, so when Little Fatty Shen drives in, he attracts a lot of attention.
The car stopped and when they saw Ling Yu's family getting out of the car, someone immediately exclaimed: "I'll go, Ling Yu, you finally went back to the countryside to celebrate the New Year?"
Ling Yu looked a little surprised: "Lin Fan, why is it you?"
The two of them came from a small village, so they had such a close relationship.
Ling Yu thought that Lin Fan's family, like them, settled in the city and would not go back to the countryside to celebrate the New Year.
Especially Lin Fan is still single!
"Haha, I only came back for a blind date this year. People say that the women in the village are still honest, and I don't want to look for money-worshiping girls from outside anymore! I'm tired..."
Lin Fan patted Ling Yu on the shoulder and said.
Ling Yu hadn't spoken yet, but the little fat man immediately joked: "Lin Fan, look at what you said, it seems like the ladies outside are tired of playing outside and want to go back to the village to find an honest man to take over! Also, don't think The women in the village have low expectations. I’m afraid there’s still a gap between your style and their standards.”
puff.
Ling Ruoxue was amused by this damn little fat man again.
Lin Fan's face immediately turned green, he pointed at the little fat man and cursed angrily: "If it weren't for you not being fat enough, I wouldn't be able to beat you, I would have done it long ago!"
The bragging and joking here attracted more and more neighbors nearby.
"Ah, is this the Ling family back?"
"That seems to be Ailan!"
"Are those tall men and women her children? Or has his son brought his daughter-in-law back?"
Some aunts, six wives, four uncles and five uncles began to gather in this direction, as if there were new people in the village, and they started talking enthusiastically.
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