Went to the wrong table on a blind date, got married to a cold and beautiful CEO
Chapter 501? A weird disease of a freak!
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Ling Yu turned around, quickly lifted the little fat man up, and scolded: "Didn't I just say that we can only eat soft food, not hard food?"
Little Fatty Shen looked innocent, touched his bulging belly, and said pitifully: "Brother, I'm hungry!"
"You can't eat from other people's tables even if you're hungry!"
Ling Yu sighed helplessly and quickly poked two of his acupuncture points.
At this time, a voice came from outside the door.
"The food is here!"
Xiao Hongmei carried a bowl of rice and hurried into the box. When she saw the scene inside, she was even more shocked than Qin Tiangang!
I couldn't even make a sound for a while!
Following her gaze, Little Fatty Shen quickly explained: "I just cut off a piece of your table while practicing karate! Don't worry, I'll pay for it!"
Little Hongmei swallowed nervously and nodded slightly dullly.
She had gone to elementary school, so she couldn't be fooled by this. The missing corner of the table had clearly been chewed off by someone!
"Put the food down quickly and serve it as soon as possible, otherwise you may not be able to keep the table in your restaurant!"
Ling Yu quickly reminded again.
Little Hongmei nodded and ran out in a panic.
"eat fast!"
Ling Yu pressed down Little Fatty Shen, and he stuffed his mouth randomly.
"Ha ha……"
Qin Tiangang looked at this scene and couldn't help laughing and asked: "Xiaoyu, what's wrong with your junior brother? Can you eat wood?"
It's hard enough to eat, but I wonder how he digests it? ?
Ling Yu also knew what he meant, and immediately explained to him: "Little Fatty stole the secret book of his ancestors when he was a child, practiced secretly on his own and became obsessed with it. That's why he got this strange disease. He is so hungry that he can eat anything!"
"Haha, that's it!"
Qin Tiangang still felt it was very magical. He knew that there were many strange people in Hero Village, but he didn't expect that a little fat guy could be so powerful!
"Little fat man, why are you in Ding'an Ancient Town?"
After the little fat man finished eating half of his rice, Ling Yu sat down and asked.
"Senior brother, I should ask you this! I am originally a cargo dealer and often go to Ding'an Mine. How did you end up here?"
The little fat man has a mouth full of free rice, but when he talks, people can still hear what he is saying.
"Oh, you are running goods in the mine?"
When Qin Tiangang heard this, he became interested: "Isn't the mine very peaceful recently?"
"you do not say!"
The little fat man nodded, then pointed at Qin Tiangang and said, "Ah, it's you, Grandpa God of Wealth! Why did you come to this place?"
Everyone in Hero Village remembers that on the first day of the Lunar New Year, Qin Tiangang and Qin Mingyue entered the village. Each received a big red envelope and they were both called Grandpa God of Wealth.
Qin Tiangang obviously also liked this title, and laughed heartily: "I originally came out from here!"
"Oh, that's it!"
Little Fatty Shen nodded, and then answered his question: "Isn't the mine in terrible condition recently? I heard that people come to make trouble every day, and the contractor Wang Ye's house was also ransacked. I can't take care of both ends, and they are both closed now. , otherwise I would have nothing to do and I would be hungry now!”
Hearing his words, Qin Tiangang looked worried, but didn't say anything further for a while.
"Everyone, serve the food!"
At this time, the box door was pushed open, and a middle-aged woman walked in carrying dishes.
When she was placing the dishes, she deliberately looked at the gnawed corner of the table. After being secretly surprised, she immediately said with a smile: "I have the guts to ask! Who ate the corner of my table?"
Ling Yu glanced at her and said immediately: "You will add the money for the table to the bill later, and I will pay the bill together!"
"No, no, no, you misunderstood!"
The woman waved her hands and said with a smile: "I heard from Little Hongmei that some of you here can eat raw wood?"
Ling Yu immediately frowned and asked deliberately confused: "Can wood be eaten raw? Can't it be eaten after it's cooked?"
He didn't want the news about Little Fatty Shen to spread. It was already difficult to find a partner. If this strange disease spread, no woman would dare to be with him, right?
"Sir, you are so funny!"
The woman laughed and directly stated her intention: "I am the proprietress of this restaurant. If any of you can really eat wood raw? I would like to invite you to my store to perform. I can give you a performance fee, how about it?"
Now is the age of traffic. A stunt like eating raw wood, performed in a store, and then broadcast live will definitely attract attention and attract explosive traffic!
When her shop becomes popular, the revenue it brings will be unimaginable. The proprietress is also a good business person.
To be honest, Little Fatty God is a little tempted!
He has been working hard outside for several years, but doesn’t he just want to buy a house, a car, and a wife? After struggling for so long, I finally bought a shabby second-hand car, and now I am still facing unemployment. If there is such a profitable job, I can risk it!
Ling Yu shook his head and refused directly: "You misunderstood, no one will eat wood! Your table was accidentally broken by my friend, please stop talking nonsense!"
Ling Yu knows medical skills and knows that eating too much wood will definitely cause sequelae to the little fat man's body. He cannot let the little fat man harm his body for money.
But the proprietress continued to persuade: "Guys, you don't have to lie to me. You can tell that this table has been eaten by someone. Anyway, you can eat without anyone watching just now. Why don't you put on a show for everyone? You have to doubt me. Sincerely, I can give you advance payment——"
"stop!"
Ling Yu interrupted directly and asked seriously: "Do you think we are short of money?"
"Uh--"
The landlady suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
Indeed, if you are short of money, you will not come to the best restaurant in their neighborhood, and you will have to eat in a private room!
"Well, since you don't want to cooperate, I won't bother you!"
The landlady looked unhappy and left muttering.
After she left, Little Fatty Shen couldn't help but ask: "Brother, what the boss lady said makes sense, why don't you let me eat wood to make money?"
"Eating too much will harm your body!"
Ling Yu told him directly.
“But having no money is even more heartbreaking and hurts your lungs!”
Little Fatty God said a wise saying, which left Ling Yu speechless for a moment.
Qin Tiangang burst out laughing, feeling that this little fat guy was so down-to-earth and interesting!
"Hero, listen!"
Ling Yu suddenly became serious and called the little fat man by his name and said: "Master said that we martial arts practitioners are based on integrity and should not be deceived by women, let alone lost by money. If the old drunkard Master knew about it, he would definitely not allow you. This is how you make money!”
Hearing Ling Yu's words, Qin Tiangang secretly gave him a thumbs up. It was because he was impressed by these two qualities of Ling Yu that he married his granddaughter to him.
Unexpectedly, Little Fatty Shen immediately said excitedly: "Who said that the old drunkard is not allowed? He said that as long as I can find a wife, I am allowed to do anything! Brother, look at my conditions, how can I find a wife if I don't have money? ah?"
"Uh, you didn't tell me earlier!"
Ling Yu immediately shrugged and said, "How about I go back and talk to the boss?"
puff!
Qin Tiangang almost spurted blood on the spot, but then he laughed loudly, thinking that these brothers and sisters were really interesting! It was a joy to eat with them!
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