Genshin Impact: I announce that I will quit Liyue and join Dao Wife

Liuyun had a good habit of keeping a diary since he was a child. After he learned to write, he wrote down everything in the diary. He was so crazy that he didn't even let himself go. He also classified and organized everyone's dark history. With this, he became The bird that Liyue should not mess with.

(Note: Bai Xiao didn’t know these things before because Liu Yun secretly remembered them behind her back. Gan Yu told Bai Xiao privately because she had been suffering from Liu Yun’s big mouth for a long time.

In addition, when Calbet was away, Liu Yun often took out a small notebook to recall the past, and would tell it as a story to Shen He and Gan Yu.

Gan Yu: As long as it’s not about my dark history, you can listen to it with a smile. )

In the hands of Yae Shenzi is a mysterious notebook that records the words and deeds of Calbet. It was made using a special process. The contents of the small book actually contain a million words. When opened, the words will automatically appear in mid-air. , is a golden flowing font, which is easy to read and does not hurt the eyes. It is a very ingenious work.

How could this unfortunate kid do this? Didn't you just tell her to check what she wrote? Why was it sent out directly?

Bai Xiao gritted his teeth and decided to go back and pluck out all the stupid hairs on Liuyun's head, and put them on Gan Yu and Shen He's clothes as decoration.

Liu Yun (suddenly felt a cold feeling on his back): Why is his back so cold? I took the initiative to hand over the small notebook. His Highness King Li must be very moved.

"Oh my, it looks like there are a lot of interesting things in it, I'll take a good look~" Yae Kamiko squinted and smiled, as if he had discovered something interesting.

"How...is it possible..." Bai Xiao wanted to say firmly no, but she really didn't have the confidence to tell her about her outrageous black history, so she could only weakly beg for mercy and discussed: "Why don't you stop reading?"

The unlucky child not only writes but also performs artistic processing, and his image is not preserved after reading it.

"That's right...it seems true." The fox tilted his head and smiled evilly.

Once again, I have a deep empathy with Gan Yu. In this case, you should pluck the hair on your wings as well :)

Bai Xiao's heart was filled with despair.

"I suddenly thought of an interesting way to play." Yae Shenzi thought of something and smiled softly. Gou Gou gestured for Bai Xiao to come over.

Bai Xiao hesitated for a moment, then obediently moved forward.

"..." Yae Shenzi's eyes flashed with cunning, and he whispered softly: "..."

After finishing speaking, Bai Xiao silently retracted his head.

"...Oh, the Kujo Formation House is going to be in bad luck." She acknowledged the insidiousness of this plan.

When I think of someone who is worse off than me, I feel a lot more balanced inside.

In fact, the general who could hear it completely said: ...

So why are you whispering in front of me? Why are you whispering like this?

The general felt isolated.

"The Son of God is still as fun as a child." Isshin Pure Land smiled.

Okay, okay, I won't tell you to come out, you can secretly listen to the palace minister's speech.

"Why don't you stop me from inside?" The general hesitated to speak.

"Why?" Lei Qianqian was puzzled, "The Son of God seems to be very happy, so let's just let her do it."

Your filter is not thin either. The general had nothing to say.

"The rumors of the evil demon fox are about to be confirmed." Bai Xiao pretended to sigh, "Oh my, my Lord, what should I do?"

"Does this look bad?" Shenzi held up half of his face.

"Super bad, super scary!" Bai Xiao pretended to be frightened and covered his heart, "It scared me."

Shenzi suddenly stepped forward and placed a gentle kiss on her lips. After pulling back, he continued to look at her with a smile, as if there were stars in his eyes, "Hmm?"

At this moment, Bai Xiao deeply experienced one of mankind's oldest and most successful tactics of war, and was deeply impressed by it. At the same time, she expressed that if she tried it a few more times, she would be very satisfied with it.

"...A very good decision." Bai Xiao swallowed blankly, "...Love comes from the castle tower."

"Then you still have any opinions on my suggestion?" Yae Shenzi blinked at her.

"Absolutely not, it's a very great plan!" Bai Xiao said there was no problem at all, "Let us celebrate the birth of this great decision together!"

"?"

Ying didn't understand what just happened. The general suddenly closed his eyes for a long time. She couldn't see what was happening in the outside world and could only hear their normal conversation.

"What happened to the general?" Lei Qianqing asked with concern.

"Maybe there's something wrong with the machine again." The general opened his eyes without changing his expression, "Oh, okay."

"How could this be?" Lei Qianqian frowned, "I'll check it again."

Lei Qianqian frowned and checked again, and the conclusion he got was still: there is no problem.

"How could this be?" she asked again.

"..."

The general remained silent, silently looking at the two people who were still flirting with each other. He sincerely hoped that they would avoid it next time. If she hadn't closed her eyes quickly just now, Ying might have jumped out and drawn her sword.

"It doesn't matter." The general lied without changing his face, "Don't worry about it on the inside."

After all, this problem is likely to occur from time to time in the future, so there is no use worrying about it now.

……

Tatarsha was struck by lightning.

"You still can't keep calm after taking action in person?" The young man tilted his head and looked at the thunder falling from the sky. His eyes were full of pride after succeeding. He shook his head pretending to be regretful and sighed, "Oh! , do you actually care so much about the term demon fox?"

I didn't expect that it would be like that guy said. He was very concerned about his own image. He had been fine no matter what before, but this time he couldn't help but take action.

He looked at the thunder falling from the sky and felt happy, "In that case, let's add this thunder to your great achievements~"

One, two, three... one after another lightning struck the Tatasha protective cover, and was blocked by the specially made lightning protection barrier, without any impact on the people inside.

The young man sat on a high place, watching the thunder striking down again and again, only to disappear unwillingly a few meters away from him.

What should I preach next time... He was constructing his words in his mind.

——The demon fox is furious and so on.

I really can’t wait to break that woman’s fake smile!

The young man hummed a song carelessly, resting his head on his hands and swaying his legs, watching the thunder falling in all directions.

wrong!

As time passed, the song suddenly got stuck in his throat, and he suddenly realized something was wrong.

——The thunder is too uniform! Almost every one of them contains the same amount of energy... I continued to chop for nearly half an hour, and the power did not decrease at all. This is not something that the Eightfold God Son can do!

Thunder movie!

"Hehehehe..."

He covered his face, his eyes flashed crazily from between his fingers, and he let out a meaningless roar from his throat, which seemed to be a smile, but not a smile.

It was his preconception, subconsciously thinking that such a powerful thunder could not come from the hand of the God of Thunder - the power of the gods could not even break this barrier, which would only make the fools' plan for so long a joke - the news came back from the spies. , the dog was still lying in the school grounds, and Doretto could not discern its intentions. Judging from the news sent back by the insider, it seemed that it was excluded from this incident.

"It's true..." He couldn't control the hatred in his eyes, "Protect her..."

Step outside the sand edge line.

"Have the residents been evacuated?" Bai Xiao tilted his head and asked Kujo Sura.

"Yes." Kujo Sora nodded while holding the booklet that registered the population information of the residents, "All registered residents of Tatarsha have been evacuated."

Not far away, there is the figure of the Aojie people maintaining order.