Genshin Impact: I announce that I will quit Liyue and join Dao Wife

You can never wake up a person pretending to be asleep, let alone a fox pretending to be drunk.

The fox who successfully achieved his goal quietly opened his eyes a small slit and raised the corners of his mouth at Bai Xiao triumphantly.

"This fox is just faking, I'll take her back to the shrine right away!"

Bai Xiao jumped up angrily, reaching out to catch the fox.

The little fox seemed to be frightened by the loud voice, and pitifully buried his head in the general's arms, making a weak "squeaking" sound in his throat.

Bai Xiao put his hand on the fox's head and rubbed it hard twice. His fingertips accidentally touched something soft. Bai Xiao's body stiffened and he retracted his paws pretending to be calm.

What had she just encountered?

Bai Xiao swallowed as she recalled the soft touch between her fingers.

Although it is not that I have never encountered it before, but it was in a non-human form. Can the stickers of cats and dogs be compared with those of humans? As far as normal interactions between humans and pets are concerned, two humans would only receive the comment "You guys are having a great time".

No way? I just said that the fox is in heat now?

Fortunately, the general didn't notice anything wrong with Bai Xiao's expression, nor did he care about the touch at that moment. She straightened out the fox's messed up fur and said, "It's getting late, so the palace minister will rest in the castle tower today."

Bai Xiao coughed twice before clearing his throat, "But there is no bed in the castle tower."

The devil never sleeps and sleeps for hundreds of years.

General Thunder and Lightning is a doll and does not need sleep. He has always spent the night by meditating. After Bai Xiao came, he was too lazy to ask people to take care of these things. He simply turned into a big fluffy dog ​​and lay down on the ground every night, with his head Leaning against the general, the two chatted all night long, or just enjoyed the moment of peace without saying anything.

Yae Shenzi was different. She was just a five-hundred-year-old little fox who had just grown up. She had not reached a state where she did not need sleep. On the contrary, lack of sleep in childhood can easily affect physical development. But thinking about the blackened floor in Yaegamiko's room, he probably wouldn't be able to sleep well even if he went back.

"I'll ask the Aojie soldiers guarding outside to get the bed and quilts."

"No need, I'll just hold it."

The general sat down cross-legged, put the fox on his knees, and stopped Bai Xiao's movements.

That's obviously my place! I'm going to make a scene!

Bai Xiao lay down on the ground and turned into a big white dog. She rolled on the ground like a fox, making a squeaking sound in her throat and waving her four paws in the sky.

The dog's loud yowing mixed with the fox's quiet yowing. The two voices lasted for a long time and resounded throughout the castle tower. It even felt like a chorus for no reason, and the Okuji people guarding the door couldn't help but make up a picture in their minds. Picture of dog killing.

Why is it so noisy in there? Do you want to go in and take a look? But if you break into the castle tower without the order of the shogun, if you are held accountable in the future...

Forget it, Ojiezhong shook his head and held the spear in his hand.

Stand guard with concentration, see no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil, and ask no questions.

"Don't make trouble."

The general felt a headache for the first time and felt a little melancholy.

It is estimated that some part is broken. In a few days, let Nei Nei come out to check it. It is best to repair her palace as well. A broken palace is not conducive to the progress of eternity.

As for Bai Xiao, if he doesn't get his lost brain back, he probably won't be able to get better. If she could get it back directly, Bai Xiao would have already gotten it back during her trip to Liyue. There was no way to get there, so she could only fight, but she couldn't go to war with Morax for this. It was no longer the period of the Demon God War, let alone this. Conducive to realizing "eternity".

Anyone who hinders Inazuma from moving towards "eternity" will be killed.

This is the most important instruction in the general program.

Therefore, Bai Xiao could only continue to be a brainless baby. The demon god who is more than 5,000 years old has a mind that is not comparable to that of a 500-year-old fox.

Bai Xiao calmed down as he was told, quietly moved her body to the general's side, put her head on the general's lap, and forced herself to take up most of the position.

The fox who was pushed aside secretly kicked her several times angrily.

However, the fox was now too small, so this attack could not penetrate the thick fur, and the damage without pain or itching was 0. On the contrary, it made Bai Xiao push forward even more, squeezing the fox so hard that it could not move.

With a soft belly behind him and thick hair in front of him, the fox was squeezed so that only his big pink tail could move, and he could only use his small paws to gently hook the general's thighs.

"Woo--" Look at her!

The general pushed Bai Xiao's head away to leave a space for the fox, and then smoothed the fox's hair. The dog was unhappy again, so she put her paw on the general's hand and patted it.

I want it too, touch me!

Putting one hand on a small animal that was fragile and in need of comfort, it seemed like a talisman that made both of them quiet, and the castle tower finally had a moment of peace.

This body is the most noble and noble body in the world, but now it has been reduced to a pillow.

The world is deteriorating, and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be!

Yae Shenzi did not pretend to be drunk and stay overnight in the castle tower just to play such childish games with silly dogs, so now that he had his own place, the fox no longer wanted to talk to Bai Xiao and let the silly dog ​​bark "嘤嘤" in his ear. He just squinted his eyes and enjoyed the long-lost touch.

I don’t know why General’s system actually comes with a program for lulling a fox. The technique is superb, the content is detailed, and the steps are clear. Even where a certain fox likes to be touched the most and what the corresponding behavior means after being touched, it's amazing.

Under this breathtaking technique, the fox was quickly touched into a daze.

what happened? Is this technique a shadow?

There was a familiar smell on the tip of her nose that she had not smelled for a long time, and the hands on her body were skillful. The person who made her feel the most secure was beside her. It was another sleepy night, and Yaegamiko's originally clear eyes gradually became mist.

It’s so scary, I’m already starting to feel sleepy. No, I still want...

A hand patted her head gently with neither light nor heavy force. After taking a picture, there was an extra layer of fog in my mind, one layer after another. The fox quickly lost its direction in the vast white fog, and was finally lost in this thick fog.

What else to do?

Shenzi thought at the last moment when his consciousness completely disappeared. What's the purpose of my stay?

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

Yae Kamiko seemed to see the usually expressionless general suddenly reveal a smile that was particularly familiar to her, and heard a familiar person whisper in her ear:

I command the thunder in the worlds in the ten directions to calm down, and I hope you can sleep peacefully tonight.

Good night, Son of God.

Good dreams.