Genshin Impact: I announce that I will quit Liyue and join Dao Wife

The general looked away sadly, not looking at the corpse where his favorite snack was left in the corner of someone's mouth, and couldn't help but accuse:

"Son of God, that's the last piece."

This scene is more or less familiar. Yae Kamiko always seems to be able to eat the last piece of snacks accurately, whether it is from the hands of the shadow or the hands of the general.

Underneath the flat tone was a huge grievance, which made Yae Shenzi, who was looking at the blind man with his charming eyes, choked with anger.

As expected, the Thunderbolt General was made by Ying based on himself, he is exactly the same.

so what? Do you think I just want to eat your snacks?

The fox smiled evilly and hooked his arm around the general's neck, "So? What should the general do?"

In fact, there is another box here...

The weird atmosphere surging between them made Bai Xiao, who had always been careless, silently swallow the words he was about to blurt out, and chose to keep his mouth shut to reduce his sense of presence.

I learned it when I was out in the dark sea, and it’s super easy to use.

However, as one of the parties involved, General Leiden was always thinking about the third party who was the key to breaking the situation, and tried to distract her by dragging her into the water.

"It's okay. I'll take Bai Xiao with me when I go out tomorrow." Use tomorrow's happiness to heal today's pain.

The general turned his gaze to Bai Xiao and said, "You can do it."

The general's flat tone turned this question into a statement, as if he was certain that Bai Xiao would agree.

"Ah, yes. I will!" Bai Xiao, who was trusted, said bravely, agreeing with the general's statement while continuing to lower his sense of presence.

"Then the General is planning to let me go like this?"

If the general can classify questions into declarative sentences, then the Son of God can put all sentence patterns in a cloak of deception, making people's hearts itch. A good question was said with hooks every word, making people's hearts itch.

The ears are really itchy.

Shenzi's shallow breaths fell on his ears, and the temperature difference between hot and cold made his ears feel uncomfortably hot. When he spoke, the wind blew straight into his head, making his head dizzy.

The weather is hot and dry.

The general silently turned on the cooling system in his body to speed up the heat dissipation on the body surface and dissipate the heat accumulated in his ears. And blame everything on the weather.

"Yes. The palace minister is still young, and it is normal for him to be gluttonous. He should not be punished too much." The general said, "If the palace minister likes it, just send someone to deliver it tomorrow. But the food is delicious, so don't be greedy."

Yes, Yae Shenzi is just a five-hundred-year-old little fox. What evil intentions does she have? What feelings does the little fox know? It's all just the fox's fun. She was overthinking it.

The general silently entered this sentence into the program, overwriting his previous evaluation of the Son of God. He successfully convinced himself, and even the look in his eyes when he looked at the Son of God softened a lot.

"Ha." Yae Shenzi laughed in anger, gritted his teeth and asked, "Really? I'm young? Am I greedy for your snacks?"

You were created less than five hundred years ago, and you don’t care who is younger!

Shenzi's words were automatically interpreted by the general as reflecting on his own sins, and instead he comforted her, "You don't have to worry about it, Palace Secretary. On weekdays, Narukami Taisha Shrine is boring with trivial matters, and it doesn't matter if you show off your temper. I won't mind."

Although she is much younger than the Eightfold Divine Son based on the time she was created, she has inherited Balzebul's memory of more than two thousand years, so she is more than 2,600 years old, not even a fraction of the age of a child. It's not good to care about the little fox who can't compare.

Bai Xiao, who had been successfully forgotten, silently opened the cause of the incident - snacks, and watched the show up close while eating these weird snacks.

Ah, the taste is really weird, although it is quite delicious. Does the general like this kind of thing?

Bai Xiao silently made a note in his mind that he could look for it and bring it back later.

Shenzi sneered and said nothing. The general saw that her expression was not kind and remained silent.

Is the Son of God angry?

Seeing that the situation was not good, Bai Xiao poured the remaining snacks into his mouth and swallowed it, trying to say something to lighten the atmosphere.

Before he opened his mouth, there was a knock on the door. After two moderate knocks, the maid's voice came.

"General, the meals have been delivered."

"Come in!" Seeing that neither of them spoke, Bai Xiao could only regain his sense of presence and let the maid in.

The well-trained maids with exquisite faces filed in, ignoring the weird atmosphere between them. They lowered their heads and removed the table in front of them. The maid behind them replaced it with the newly moved dining table, and the maid behind them placed the meals, and The maids arranged the bowls and chopsticks to make hot tea, then they all exited and silently closed the door.

Everyone performs his or her duties in an orderly manner. The whole process was silent, the movements were skillful and fluent, and the entire process only took three to two minutes.

Life at the castle tower is so luxurious.

"Eat, eat, and after that we'll set off fireworks to see how Xiao Gong learns."

Eat without talking and sleep without talking. No one spoke during the meal, and the delicate and delicious meal was tasteless when put in his mouth. Unable to bear the awkward atmosphere, Bai Xiao speeded up his eating speed and finished the meal as if chewing wax.

After finishing their meal and putting down their chopsticks, the two of them also put down their chopsticks at the same time.

Looking at Shenzi's barely reduced meal, Bai Xiao hesitated and said, "Shenzi, are you full? It's not good to eat too little. Eat more and don't waste food."

"It's not good to eat so much at night. If I turn into a fat fox, someone won't be able to hold me."

The awkward atmosphere was relieved by Shenzi's teasing words.

"No. With this kind of strength, he can be the leader of thousands of palace ministers." The general replied seriously.

The atmosphere is more relaxed.

Yes, who could handle the weird atmosphere before? Except Bai Xiao.

Bai Xiao let out a long sigh, opened the whirlpool and took out a plate of fried tofu.

I bought this before. Bai Xiao likes to collect things and buy them for storage. This plate of fried tofu was originally for collection. Time no longer flows in the whirlpool, and the preservation effect is excellent. The fried tofu is still steaming freshly out of the oven.

"Eat as much as you can. If you can't eat, just eat the fried tofu." He said, grabbing the rice in front of the general, "I'll eat the general's, and the general will eat what the Son of God hasn't finished."

The water that was thrown out after speaking out made the atmosphere relax, and the food smelled fragrant again, but Shenzi couldn't continue to eat the food in front of her, so she asked her to eat some fried tofu to cushion her stomach.

Bai Xiao's emotional intelligence returned, thinking thoughtfully.

Although I don’t understand why he did this, couldn’t Bai Xiao just eat the food of the Son of God? But the general chose to keep his mouth shut and put the god's son's meal in front of him.

Shenzi was angry for some reason just now. It will be better now, so don’t mess with her anymore. Although I don’t know why she is angry... Can’t waste it, eat it.

Bai Xiao took the tableware with him, so the general was using Shenzi's chopsticks.

He took out the new chopsticks and handed them to Shenzi. Putting the general's chopsticks aside, Bai Xiao picked up his own chopsticks and continued to chop the rice.

Shenzi watched the general continue to eat calmly, and suddenly regretted not taking more bites just now.

Don't you spit directly into it?

Bai Xiao's emotional intelligence is back, but not much. Why not just give her the general's chopsticks? You can also save a pair of chopsticks.

When you take a bite of fried tofu, it still tastes the same as before, and it's still delicious. It's just a pity that I didn't eat the food at the castle tower, and I didn't taste it much. I'll try it again next time I get a chance.