Genshin Impact: I announce that I will quit Liyue and join Dao Wife

That was a long, long time ago, and it was an era when "immortals" (generally referring to Liyue Immortal, Rice Wife Demon Tribe and other creatures) in Teyvat were as numerous as dogs and demons were everywhere.

The Demon God of Fire and the Demon God of Wind and Thunder are at war.

The reason is that common territorial disputes and a little bit of friction have become the trigger for the two demons who were originally incompatible.

There was a lot of fanfare.

The main fighting power of the demon god was the sky and the earth were in darkness. Their families were fighting for their lives, and the mortal soldiers below came and went.

As a well-known fun-loving demon, how could Calbet miss this battle? Not only did he watch it with great interest, but he also remotely summoned Osel, who was far away in the deep sea.

Auxerre traveled all the way from the sea to the inland. When he arrived at the designated place, he looked around and saw not even a single scale on Calbet. There was only one person, one table, and two chairs in the empty and open place.

This place is neither far nor close to the place where the battle is taking place. It will not be easily affected, and it also provides an ultra-close viewing experience.

The person who dares to sit here knows without thinking that he is not a human being. Moreover, this is the place where Calbet asked him to come. This person must be Calbet, but Calbet in human form.

So ugly.

In terms of Auser's aesthetics, smooth and translucent scales, a powerful and majestic body, sharp teeth, and tall and hard horns are the real "beauty". There is no difference between naked humans and common monsters in Teyvat. , but other demon gods are raised, and humans are quite smart. They will occasionally offer things to him and praise the demon gods who protect them, so Ossel does not mind raising some and giving them to these little ones who are much weaker than the demons. Something some blessing.

But there is a difference between raising and turning into these ugly things. Ossel can't figure out why a demon would like to turn into such a thing and try to blend in with humans.

Criticizing Morax by name. As his lifelong enemy, Morax was an indirect insult to Auxerre, and even lowered Auxerre's style.

But the person in front of him was Calbet. Of course, what Calbet did was different from Morax. If Morax was mentally ill, Calbet was playful, which is understandable.

Understanding is understanding, but it doesn't mean that Ossel will accompany him.

"Here we come!" Kalbet turned to greet Him, with unbridled interest on her face.

"Yes." Osel replied gruffly, ignoring the other chair next to Calbet. It looked like it was reserved for him. He took a few steps forward, one head stretched out to look at the movements of the battlefield, and the other eight all stared at it. With Calbet.

This place is too close to the battlefield. Originally, there was only one human, Calbet, who was not very conspicuous. Now that Ossel is added, it is a clear target. People on the battlefield next to him not only have to deal with their opponents, but also take time to be wary of Ossel. However, distraction is a taboo on the battlefield. If you don't pay attention, your head may be cut off, and the war will reach a stalemate for a while.

"Auxerre, let's place a bet! Which one do you bet on to win?" Bai Xiao turned around enthusiastically and continued to watch the battle, as if he didn't notice the stiffness of both sides of the war.

A few more heads turned to observe the battlefield, seeming to be seriously considering placing bets.

"Calbet!" The hot-tempered Wind and Thunder Demon God gritted his teeth, glanced sideways in their direction, and became more ruthless with his attacks.

The Demon God of Flame was also very angry. He silently accepted the moves of the Demon God of Wind and Thunder and responded with a big move.

Originally, there was only Calbet, a small human being. He just moved a table to drink tea and watch. Anyway, he wouldn't pay attention to it during the fight. Now when Ossel comes, it's hard not to notice. He can't help but pay attention. At the same time, the deliberately blocked sound kept drifting into the ears.

"Tell me! Which one do you support?" This is Calbet.

"Neither." This was Auxerre.

"Ah, no? It would be pointless to watch something like this without betting. Alas, they are not worthy of your eyes."

"Well, the devil is okay, but the people below are really indifferent."

"Hey - it's not like comparing yourself to humans, then just bet on the devil."

"It's boring if you don't gamble."

"Oh. Why is this happening?"

The conversation ended, and it was time for Calbet to show off alone.

"Is that okay, you guys!"

"Fight! Why are you looking at me! It's not me fighting you!"

"Okay! You won't hit any of these? I won earlier!"

"Ah Yan, please enchant! What! The Demon God of Returning Flame, I know how to use this power better than you!"

"The wind and thunder are spreading! Hide! Oops! Didn't the two attributes of wind and thunder bring you a little increase in speed? Or is this already the result of the improvement?"

"Don't fight, don't fight. You've trampled to death more humans than your opponent. If you continue to fight, why are you fighting for territory? Just go and rob Morax's followers."

"Pay attention to the poor dependents! They were killed by the aftermath of the battle between the two of you just after being wounded. What's the difference between winning and losing?"

"Oh, Osel, you are right, there is no need to gamble, they are all idiots."

……

Calbet's loud shouting and Ossel's sometimes indifferent responses successfully diverted the hatred.

Although it was impossible for human hearing to hear Bai Xiao's voice, which was not even loud, in such a noisy place, the demon who could hear it clearly felt insulted and lost face in front of his believers.

I have to say that the person who knows you best is indeed your opponent. The Demon God of Wind and Thunder and the Demon God of Fire, who have been fighting each other for many years, looked at each other and understood each other's thoughts in a flash:

——Work together to beat Calbet to death!

Taking advantage of the opportunity when Kalbet lowered his head to drink tea, the Demon God of Fire charged up his flame slash and struck down. The Demon God of Wind and Thunder used the wind to assist him, and hid the thunder in it. They made perfect coordination and overloaded Kalbet who swallowed the tea in his mouth. It flew out and rolled on the ground more than a dozen times.

Perfect fit!

"Ahem!" The double damage caused by the unswallowed tea in his mouth and the overload caused severe pain on Calbet's body and made his lungs hurt from the coughing.

"Ahem, just hit him, hit him hard, don't affect innocent people! Ahem." After being out of breath for a long time, Calbet half-lyed on the ground in pain and patted his chest, his clothes were burnt, and he was not at all calm.

I thought it was over like this, but I didn't expect that the Flame Demon God and the Wind and Thunder Demon God looked at each other and stepped forward at the same time.

"Alas!" Calbet transformed back into his original form, dodged the attack, and the injuries he suffered as a human completely disappeared.

"Okay, okay, stop looking, I'm going to walk, you guys take your time."

Already begging for mercy, his body kept retreating, and he did not fight back against their attacks. He just kept dodging while begging for mercy.

"You beat me, you beat me, I'll go, I'll go."

"Gone, gone. Hum."

Just when he was about to leave the battle and turn around to fly away, the Wind and Thunder Demon God appeared behind him and blocked his retreat.

"Seriously?" Calbet's voice no longer had the joking tone of the past, and the brilliant flattery completely disappeared. There was only ice in her eyes as she asked sternly.

Yes, the Demon God of Flame and the Demon God of Wind and Thunder really planned to fight him to the death today.

The two demon gods' silent attacks together answered his question.