Genshin Impact: I announce that I will quit Liyue and join Dao Wife

"Where do you get thousands of children? How shameless!" Bai Xiao subconsciously criticized, "Before, he pretended to be a child and wandered around in the city, tricking Ruotuo into being a horse."

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Bai Xiao, who was bored, attended the human market and recognized the identity of the child riding the pony at a glance.

After all, these are troubled times, and ordinary children are robbed when they go out on the street, not to mention they are not well-dressed. Look at the shining golden horse under the crotch. How can there be a horse with this color? It’s like fishing for law enforcement! Such boldness, except Morax did not do what he wanted.

She quietly walked around behind him.

At that time, the little Morax on horseback was looking around one second, and the next second he was picked up and swayed in the air, mocking him wantonly.

The banter of adults and the speechlessness of children are misinterpreted by humans with extremely strong imagination, so in front of a large crowd in a busy city! Bullying children in the street! At that time, the crowd immediately surrounded them and pointed at them. It was Bai Xiao who carried Morax and explained to them that this was the child of his relatives and friends before being let go.

Bai Xiao rubbed Morax's forehead and felt a little guilty, "Oh, this is my child. His parents entrusted me to take care of him. He doesn't cry or make trouble. I know him."

As he spoke, he pinched Morax's young cheek flesh with his dirty hands, and was then kicked in the side in retaliation.

"That's not okay... I've entrusted you with the care of my parents!" When the people around heard the explanation, their inexplicable fear disappeared, and they added angrily, "We can't do this next time!" and then dispersed.

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Recalling the past, Bai Xiao couldn't help but laugh and said, "You definitely wanted to tear me down at that time, but luckily I was smart enough to stop you in advance."

Morax drank tea calmly, "No, I'm just worried that you will attack ordinary people."

"You actually look at me like this, I'm so sad." Bai Xiaoxizi praised, "I don't like humans very much, but I won't kill every one I see."

Morax nodded, "I know, that's why I will invite you to join Liyue later."

"That's right~" Bai Xiao snorted, "There is some distance between Liyue and Dao Wife, but in the final analysis, they are only separated by a sea. This natural chasm in the past was broken by a sailboat this morning. Human beings are still like this. For the devil, It is easier to say. If you want to meet each other, it will only take a while."

"Liyue is now peaceful and peaceful. It's not a big deal if Yan Shen leaves for two days. Anyway, in the eyes of the people, you only come once a year. There won't be any unscrupulous people who will cause trouble while you're away for two days. Now the matter is resolved. Taking care of the seven stars, the Zhongli transformed by Morax is nothing more than a mortal, a mortal who listens to books and drinks tea all day long."

"What fun do I have in going back to Liyue? I should have gotten tired of seeing it after such a long time. Liuyun is living in seclusion in the mountains to study mechanism skills. You are sitting in the teahouse listening to books and drinking tea. The immortals are busy with their own affairs. Even if they haven't seen each other for a long time, they are just A few days of small talk, isn’t it going on like this now?”

"And the immortals are not all good at it. Now that I'm back, they don't say anything, but they are more or less wary of me. After all, it is a fact that you and I were at war a thousand years ago. Although we are fine now, they can't protect me. I will not follow Ruo Tuo's footsteps. If immortals are like this, ordinary people will be more wary of me, the 'bad devil', and worry that I will disturb Liyue's prosperity."

Bai Xiao kept talking about the train, "Dao Wife is very interesting, the general is good-looking, and the person is interesting. Those ordinary people are not afraid of me, and now they plan to get rid of me. Isn't this more interesting than Liyue?"

With a smile on his lips, Morax let her ramble, sipping his tea and listening to her continue.

It's really the same as before, full of crooked ideas, but inexplicably persuasive.

Bai Xiao couldn't make it up anymore, so she picked up the tea cup and took a sip, "Really?"

"That makes sense." Morax nodded, "But I think the reason is much more than that."

He took out a book and placed it on the table.

The cover of the book looked particularly familiar. Bai Xiao also had an identical copy and had just read it this morning.

"I bought this from the Yaechongtang Liyue branch." Morax said in a different tone, "The content of this book is very interesting, the plot has good ups and downs, and the characters... are somewhat similar. Have you ever read it?"

"Of course I have." Bai Xiao nodded and admitted.

As an existence that cannot be ignored, it is extremely normal to have fan fiction written. During the war, some people made a living from this, but now it is not uncommon. It is normal for demons and gods to be paired with each other. After all, humans like to imagine when they are bored. There were all kinds of cp dramas in the past, let alone this kind of peaceful era.

Material prosperity, so imagine prosperity.

But fan fiction is fan fiction, and the various demonic characters are extremely over-the-top. I can’t bear to go into details. Their combat power alone is extremely broken. Generally speaking, whichever demon god the author believes in, he will deify his belief, write that demon god as the best in the world, kill the demon gods along the way, and unify Teyvat. There are those who conquer all the demon gods and become their younger brothers, those who kill and kill, and those who do other indescribable things.

In short, at that level of OOC, you can at most regard this as a novel of the same name, and you can't substitute any demon at all.

"It's three points similar."

Three points, it can be said to be one of the best among many fanfics. This shows how broken other fanfics are.

"It's a pity that I'm not as brave as in the book," Bai Xiao sighed, "I still need to study hard."

In the book, the elder brother laughed and teased Thor after being caught by him. He used his strength to tease the two in front of him. He was completely different from her who didn't dare to fight back.

"..." Morax put down the teacup with a strange look in his eyes.

Bai Xiao looked back frankly, then suddenly raised his head, "They are coming."

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, there were several different sounds of landing outside the door, and then the door was knocked.

"Emperor!"

"Enter."

Morax waved his hand, and the door immediately opened to both sides, and the immortals poured in.

The True Monarch of Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang said in a calm voice: "I have seen the Emperor, the King of Strength." His head moved slightly, and the huge antlers on his head undulated.

Master Lishui Dieshan jumped a few steps forward and said, "I have met the Emperor, Lord Li Wang." He spread his wings and showed off his gorgeous black and red feathers.

"Emperor! King of Strength." This is the three-appearing and five-eyed real person - Mandrill, Yaksha and Jinpeng. The tone of the two voices is very different. They are also watching Bai Xiao's every move vigilantly, with alertness written all over his body.

"Haha, Emperor, King of Power, long time no see." The voice was a little hoarse and a little hard to hear. Who is this?

The previous Zhenjun Bai Xiao had nodded and greeted each other, but now he was frozen in place, frowning as he wondered who the old woman in front of him was, thinking about it, but couldn't figure it out.

Upon seeing this, Liu Yun took a few steps forward and accidentally blocked the wary mandrill. He opened his wings and introduced, "This is Grandma Ping, the True Lord of Gechenlang City, who is experiencing life in the mortal world."

"Oh, I remembered it." Bai Xiao suddenly realized. The gap was too big, and it was impossible to combine the ordinary old woman in front of him with the sassy woman in his memory.

After waiting for a long time, no one said anything, and Bai Xiao finally realized that everyone had arrived.

"Are there only a few left?" Bai Xiao asked.

"There is one more person." Grandma Ping replied.

"I have met the emperor, Lord Li Wang!"

Two voices remembered at the same time that a large skylark sitting in a pot appeared out of thin air and said hello, "I was just so absorbed in the scene of the Chensong Pot that I forgot to make a sound. I apologize for this. Now we are all here."

Counting the half-immortal Gan Yu, there are only six immortals left. The number of acquaintances in the past has suddenly decreased, and now only a few Liao Liao are left. I feel some indescribable emotions in my heart.

Seeing Bai Xiao's silence, Liu Yun opened his mouth again to save the atmosphere, "There are a few more juniors. In addition to Gan Yu, I also have a disciple."

Liu Yun pushed the girl on her lap out, "This is Shen He."

"I have met the emperor, Lord Li Wang." Shen He followed the example of the immortals and saluted.

The black-haired child is wearing green clothes, has two small buns on his head, and has a delicate and cute face. But his expression was dull and his tone was a little stiff.

"Shen He? Is the prototype a crane? Why does it look a bit like a human race?" Bai Xiao wondered. Shen He came over to take a closer look and confirmed that it was indeed a human race. "It's actually a human race. It's a once in a thousand years!"

"Don't be like them and call them King Li. Just call me Bai Xiao." Bai Xiao touched Shen He's head, "Good boy, don't be like those adults who refuse to listen no matter what."

Shen He's face was still dull, but he quietly reached out and held Bai Xiao's sleeve, "Bai Xiao."

"So good!" Bai Xiao picked her up and pierced those guys who said "King of Power" with his eyes. Unfortunately, the true kings either had animal faces that could not be seen clearly, or they had kind faces that made people dare not say serious things. talk.

It seems like he has a cold face? Oh, it's too short, and it's blocked by the clouds.

"Zhenyue Zhuyang Zhenjun calculated that this child's destiny is lonely and evil, which is a very bad destiny and can easily hurt the people around her, so I bound her soul with a red rope to bind the fierceness and evil energy in her body, but this The child's emotions were also restrained, making him look a little dull." Liu Yun explained.

This "a little" is obviously a lot of beautification. It's not just a little, it's almost all.

"There's nothing wrong with this." Bai Xiao obviously liked Shen He very much, and she held his sleeve, "This child is extremely talented and cold-hearted. He is an absolute good talent for cultivating immortals! In time, he may have hope He became an immortal in a human body, and there is another immortal above the clouds."