The devil respects the generation guide, and my sentinel loves brainstorming.
Chapter 211 Extra: Ning Momo has a guilty conscience
Ning Zhiyuan saw a very small store on the roadside, too small to open a fried chicken restaurant. There was a wooden sign at the door of the store.
It is written in a flying voice: [Telling fortune by measuring characters, one calculation will be accurate]
"It's accurate every time you calculate it, yo, that's pretty crazy - eh, uncle?"
The emperor and a green-haired man wearing sunglasses opened the door and came out talking and laughing.
Ning Zhiyuan's hand fell on the green-headed man, and his pupils shrank: "Fuck, God——"
He couldn't say the next word.
It's a gag spell.
The green-headed man raised his index finger to his lips and made a silent gesture.
Yu Weining pulled Ning Zhiyuan behind him and looked at the green-headed man warily: "What did you do!"
The emperor didn't understand what was going on. He introduced: "When you got married, I went to Mr. Tian to calculate it. He said that you two are a match made in heaven. What do you think? The calculation is accurate!"
Yu Weining vaguely remembered that the emperor said that he wanted to find a blind man under the overpass to settle the matter.
You actually did it, wasn't it just nonsense?
At this time, the green-headed man had broken Ning Zhiyuan's gag spell.
Ning Zhiyuan asked the emperor: "Uncle, what are you planning today?"
The emperor smiled and said: "I am here to do the math for the prince and Huaiyu."
The result was good, and it was a match made in heaven. Mr. Tian also said that good things were about to happen for the third child.
The emperor was very happy.
"Oh, then I will also ask him to figure out when he will become the richest man in the empire."
Ning Zhiyuan put his hands in his pockets and strolled into the store.
The emperor had something else to do, so he didn't stay. He told Yu Weining: "Make sure you have dinner in the palace today, and remember to remind your parents."
Yu Weining nodded to show that he understood.
The first thing Ning Zhiyuan said after entering the store was: "You are the way of heaven."
The green-headed man took off the sunglasses he used to pretend to be blind, revealing his silver-gray pupils: "You are the only person who has seen me in the world of cultivation who recognizes my identity."
"It's normal. After all, I am the most awesome person in the world of cultivation."
Ning Zhiyuan folded his arms and leaned on Yu Weining, looking at the way of heaven: "No, you said that someone in the world of cultivation has seen you. Is there only one way of heaven in the world?"
Mr. Tian smiled: "Not every world has the way of heaven. There is no way of heaven in this world."
Ning Zhiyuan: "Why, it's not easy to get along in the world of cultivation, why are you here?"
Mr. Tian: "No, I brought you here."
Ning Zhiyuan put down his arms and stood up straight: "Did you hit me with thunder?"
"correct."
In this regard, Mr. Tian is quite helpless. To be a god, you have to travel to other places for business. Traveling to other places is not a problem. In the end, you have to immigrate.
"In view of the fact that you have made so many contributions to the world of cultivation and accumulated a lot of merit, the Tiandao Association has decided to reward you with a destined marriage.
Unexpectedly, Yu Weining's reincarnated soul directly changed the world, so I had to send you here to get married. No, after getting married, the original world of cultivation has a new way of heaven, so I will stay here. "
A demon lord has accumulated much more merit than a Buddhist cultivator. It is simply outrageous to open the door to outrageous people. It is extremely outrageous.
Yu Weining didn't quite understand the conversation between the two, but he understood the core gist: Ning Zhiyuan and I are destined to be married.
Happy(=^^=)
Ning Zhiyuan was not very happy: "Can't you send him there? I have snatched so many treasures of heaven and earth, and I don't know who is getting the advantage."
Mr. Tian: "Don't worry, the new Tiandao has set up a formation that no one else can touch."
Ning Zhiyuan stretched out his hand: "Send it to me."
Mr. Tian shook his head: "No, you grabbed too much. The sudden influx of too much spiritual energy may cause instability in the world."
Ning Zhiyuan covered his heart, feeling heartbroken.
This is not a reward! This is cutting his flesh alive!
However, dual cultivation improves cultivation very quickly, and there is no thunder disaster.
"Even if there is no lightning disaster, it will be counted in the reward - wait, contribution, merit?"
Ning Zhiyuan pointed at himself: "I, the Demon Lord!"
Not only was he rewarding the wrong person, could it be that there was someone else destined for Yu Weining?
Ning Zhiyuan gritted his teeth and found him. If he couldn't be sent away with money, he would just fight him away!
"Thunder tribulation is a specialty of the world of cultivation, not found in this world."
Mr. Tian didn't know what Ning Zhiyuan was thinking in his heart. He held up his hands and said with a smile: "You were indeed a demon king, there is no doubt about it. But you did bring benefits to the whole country, eliminate evil and promote good..."
"wait wait wait--"
Ning Zhiyuan raised his hand to stop Mr. Tian's words.
No, who is this praise for?
"I only did two things in the world of cultivation, fighting and robbing. Even the largest sect in the Immortal Sect asked me to loot everything."
Mr. Tian: "That sect secretly captured many boys and girls practicing evil arts. It also bullied small sects and controlled the allocation of resources in the world of cultivation."
When Ning Zhiyuan went to rob, he injured all the masters of their sect, and even beat their Zhenshan elder to the point of falling into a state of decline.
The small sect that had been oppressed for a long time took the opportunity to attack in groups, annihilating the sect and saving hundreds of boys and girls at the same time.
Ning Zhiyuan pointed at himself: "Does all the merit go to me?"
Mr. Tian shook his head: "Many such things have happened, and most of the merits are recorded on your head. After all, without you injuring and maiming these people, others would not be able to do anything."
Ning Zhiyuan said that the merits picked up for free were so fragrant.
"Then what if I robbed so many treasures of heaven and earth?"
Mentioning this, Mr. Tian couldn't help but want to laugh. He said: "You like to collect treasures like a squirrel. You have also set up a spirit gathering array to nourish these treasures. All creatures within a radius of hundreds of kilometers are blessed by it."
Ning Zhiyuan frowned: "I made a mistake, I should charge a fee."
"Hahaha!" Mr. Tian laughed heartily.
Ning Zhiyuan patted Yu Weining's arm: "Yu Laosi, so many of my merits have been exchanged for marrying you. You are getting a big deal!"
Yu Weining smiled and held Ning Zhiyuan's hand.
Mr. Tian said: "It's not like he's taking advantage. You two are destined to be together. You were the one who failed him in your previous life. This can be regarded as repaying your love debt."
Ning Zhiyuan: Who betrayed whom? !
Yu Weining: Although I don’t know what the love debt is, opportunities come day and night.
Ning Zhiyuan suddenly felt a chill in his buttocks.
Mr. Tian talked about the cause and effect of Ning Zhiyuan and Yu Weining's previous lives.
This started when Ning Zhiyuan went to the human world to eat and drink and get to know a human emperor.
Ning Zhiyuan's eyelids twitched: "The tyrant who killed the nine tribes?"
Yu Weining: "Tyrant?"
But it is said that Yu Weining was the king of the Yu Kingdom in his previous life, and he worked hard to govern and usher in the prosperous age of Yu.
Logically speaking, he is expected to become an immortal at the end of this life, but in his early years he met the Demon Lord Ning Zhiyuan who was eating and drinking, and his heart fell into Ning Momo.
The prime minister wanted to marry his daughter to Yu Ning, who had an empty harem, and become the queen. He saw that Yu Ning was focused on a man who appeared out of nowhere.
He then spread rumors that Ning Zhiyuan was the incarnation of a demon fox and was trying to confuse the king, so he should be killed.
As a result, Ning Zhiyuan, who didn't know anything, ate and drank, patted his butt and left, ready to change places to play. King Yu Ning thought that the prime minister had found someone to send away the "naive and ignorant" and "powerless" Ning Zhiyuan. deep.
Before Ning Zhiyuan appeared, Yu Ning had great trust in the Prime Minister. After Ning Zhiyuan disappeared, he ordered people to secretly search for Ning Zhiyuan's whereabouts starting from the Prime Minister.
After an investigation, it was discovered that the prime minister actually colluded with foreign enemies and leaked secrets such as the Yu State's military deployment plan. He hopes to make his daughter a queen, and after giving birth to a prince, he will cooperate with others to kill the king, and he will be the regent.
Ning Zhiyuan interrupted: "Is this Prime Minister out of his mind?"
Mr. Tian shrugged: "People are always ambitious. Who knows what he thinks."
Yu Ning killed the prime minister, then thoroughly cleaned the court, emphasized talents and talents, and emphasized both civil and military affairs. Taxes were reduced and corvees were lightened. Agriculture and commerce flourished. The strong national power made surrounding countries dare not act rashly.
Until the end of his life, Yu Ning's harem was empty. When he passed away, he was holding the wooden hairpin given by Ning Zhiyuan in his hand.
Wooden hairpins...
Ning Zhiyuan thought about it again and again, and finally remembered it.
He bought the hairpin to exchange change with the vendor, and then gave it away...
Ning Zhiyuan peeked at Yu Weining's expression with a guilty conscience.
Can't see anything yet.
Mr. Tian slapped his head: "I almost forgot to mention that the Tiandao Association decided to give you two a child."
Ning Zhiyuan:? ? ?
Yu Weining: "No."
Mr. Tian tried his best to sell it: "Don't worry, this child is very worry-free. He has developed spiritual intelligence since he was born. Don't you want to have a child who looks like the other person and see his growth process?"
Turn on...spirit?
Is this child not a human being? !
Ning Zhiyuan shook his head: "I don't want to."
Yu Weining nodded: "Okay."
The two looked at each other.
Ning Zhiyuan nodded: "Okay."
Yu Weining shook his head: "Forget it."
The moment when the prince and the princess had the least understanding appeared.
Mr. Tian smiled and said: "There is a handling fee, a crystal or half a million in cash."
The two men left holding an empty flowerpot each.
Ning Zhiyuan looked at the soil in the flowerpot and felt that he must have lost his mind: "Is he kidding me?"
Yu Weining comforted him: "Go back and check everything first. If it doesn't sprout, we will burn down his shop."
Burning Tiandao's shop? Very brave.
Putting the flowerpot in the back row, the two of them almost forgot to take the flowerpot out of the car when they entered the palace and went home after dinner.
Mr. Tian said that if you put three drops of blood into the flower pot every week, the flowers will sprout in about two months.
Yu Weining licked away the blood dripping from Ning Zhiyuan's fingertips, and licked and kissed all the way from his fingertips to his palms.
Ning Zhiyuan curled up his fingers: "Hey, just yesterday..."
Yu Weining said in a deep voice: "I sometimes wonder why I always have a feeling of not being enough, why I always want to tear you apart and never separate. It turns out that it is the obsession from the previous life."
Ning Zhiyuan looked away guiltily.
How could he know Yulas's emotions in his previous life? At that time, he felt that the world was prosperous and there were so many delicious things.
Moreover, Yuelaosi never said he liked it in his previous life. He just became more and more obsessed with asking the imperial kitchen to cook delicious food for him every day.
Yu Weining bit Ning Zhiyuan's earlobe and rubbed it gently: "Baby, I..."
Ning Zhiyuan closed his eyes and gathered his thoughts: "Okay, don't be miserable, just do whatever you want, that's it!"
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The main text mentions that Ning Mo Mo watched and killed the nine tribes in Chapter 139.
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