Eat melon! The daily life of an abandoned wife from a rich family waiting for divorce

Ruan Li took out his ears and muttered: "Why does it sound like farting to me?"

Li Fan just took a sip of water, and when he heard her words, he spurted it out with a pop.

I really couldn't hold it back.

Just in time to spray Ruan Li who was standing up: "..."

"The lake is on your right, why are you spraying at me!"

Li Fan quickly took out a handkerchief and wiped it with her, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you are so funny."

Ruan Li was stunned, suddenly stopped wiping his face, and leaned against her ear.

"What do you mean? What a fart just now? Who farted? Liang Kang or Shen Yuwan?"

It couldn't be her and Li Fan anyway.

Li Fan looked at his nose and heart, "I didn't say anything."

And Shen Yuwan, who was sitting on the bamboo raft behind, originally thought that she had calmed down.

Not long after, I felt another cramping pain in my abdomen, my toes curled up, and I almost used all my strength to hold it in.

"Liang Kang!"

At this time, how could she still be in the mood to listen to his love words.

Liang Kang turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

"Let's go back, I'm not feeling well." Shen Yuwan really couldn't laugh anymore.

Liang Kang quickly grabbed the bamboo pole and walked over, and Shen Yuwan felt that the fart had already reached the door.

She quickly stretched out her hand to stop him: "Don't come over here! You are holding the bamboo raft, don't run around, we can just go back."

Liang Kang paused and said, "What's wrong with you?"

"Don't worry about it. Women have things to do every month. Anyway, go back first." Shen Yuwan urged, cold sweat broke out on her forehead.

This time, it was fast and urgent.

Liang Kang nodded, "Then let's go back."

They turned around, and Li Fan and Ruan Li naturally followed them back.

Shen Yuwan took a deep breath, taking a chance, and slowly tried to fart again.

But this time, it felt wet.

Her face turned pale, and she was so embarrassed that goosebumps appeared all over her body.

Ruan Li heard the voice again, and an idea suddenly came to his mind, and his little last-ditch expert once again came into play.

She suddenly said: "Miss Shen, did you eat too many raw lotus seeds, so your stomach hurts?"

Shen Yuwan's face stiffened and she denied, "No, I'm here to be my aunt."

[What a coincidence. I thought I could follow them to see the beautiful scenery for a while. 】

[Yu Wan’s face turned pale. She must be having menstrual cramps? 】

[Haha, Liang Kang's opportunity has come. The goddess aunt is in pain, so he must not show it. 】

Ruan Li didn't believe it. She clearly heard fart just now.

She thought of a sentence she saw on the Internet and kindly reminded Shen Yuwan.

"Miss Shen, let me tell you, don't bet it's a fart at this time."

Shen Yuwan: "...shut up."

She couldn't bear it anymore.

Ruan Li clicked his tongue, "This is the experience summary of people who have been there, don't believe it. I just told you not to eat raw lotus seeds, but you still don't believe it."

[There must be something wrong with Ruan Li. People say it’s his aunt’s pain. 】

【Ruan Li is evil-minded, she just wants to see others embarrassed. 】

[She has some scandals of her own, and she watches other people’s excitement all day long. Have you forgotten about the heightening insoles? 】

As a result, Shen Yuwan stood up abruptly and shouted with all her strength: "I told you I don't have a stomachache, can you just stop talking?"

Her roar still echoed on the lake, and everyone was so frightened that they didn't dare to speak and looked at her blankly.

however--

At this moment of silence, a loud and long fart was released, accompanied by a rhythmic popping sound.

The air is quieter.

The two bamboo rafts happened to be juxtaposed, and Ruan Li's position happened to be right next to Shen Yuwan, so he took a deep breath.

"Hey!"

Ruan Li retched for a while, she was simply unlucky today.

"Miss Shen, did you poop out?"

Li Fan really admired Ruan Li, and even now he couldn't stop her from finishing the attack.

Shen Yuwan's face twisted, almost going crazy.

This is a hundred times more embarrassing than Gulan's smelly clothes and feet!

Because she really pulled it out!

"Go back quickly! I'm going back!" She was like crazy. Regardless of whether she was still on the bamboo raft, she rushed to Liang Kang and grabbed the bamboo pole in his hand.

Liang Kang didn't pay attention for a moment, and the bamboo pole was snatched away by her.

"Yu Wan, don't worry, I'll do it!"

He quickly took off the only T-shirt on his body and tied it around Shen Yuwan's waist. The result was another hearty puff.

No matter how thick a filter Liang Kang had on her, it was all washed away by this smell.

"Yu Wan... people... people have three emergencies. It's okay."

Shen Yuwan burst into tears, he might as well not speak!

【Um, this...】

[The most fearful thing is that the air suddenly becomes quiet. 】

[Summary: You really shouldn’t eat too much raw lotus seeds. 】

[Hahahahahahahahaha, I'm sorry, I laughed at me! 】

[Although it was miserable, I couldn’t hold it back hahaha, deduct 1, Buddha bless me! 】

Shen Yuwan grabbed the bamboo pole and scratched it wildly. The small bamboo raft couldn't withstand such tossing, and it soon began to sway.

The more this happened, the more anxious Shen Yuwan became, and finally she accidentally fell into the lake.

She could hold back even a little bit without touching the water, but once she touched the water, she completely let herself go.

Seeing the turbid yellow bubbles emerging from the lake, Ruan Li glanced at the lifeguard sympathetically.

"This...you want to go rescue me, right?"

Lifeguard:"……"

With an expression of despair, Ren Xuan took out her phone and took a look.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has never been higher.

People are afraid of being famous just as pigs are afraid of being strong. Who likes this way of becoming famous?

After finally getting ashore, Liang Kang carried the soaked Shen Yuwan back to the room.

No one can say a word of affection when they see him.

Li Fan said quietly: "Why don't you call Teacher Li out and give her some medicine?"

Ruan Li immediately ran in, "Teacher Li! Teacher Li, come out quickly, you have a place to use!"

Li Liren walked out of the room, really scared of these young people.

"what's up?"

Ren Xuan said: "Miss Shen ate too many freshly picked lotus pods and her stomach felt uncomfortable."

Ruan Li nodded like he was pounding garlic, "I have diarrhea, I have a lot of diarrhea."

"I see. I have to ask and prescribe medicine for her." Li Liren looked around and saw no sign of Shen Yuwan.

Ruan Li followed closely, "What are you asking? You ask me the same thing."

Li Liren looked at her doubtfully, "Is the excrement watery?"

"Yes."

Li Liren: "..." My mood is very complicated.

"No, it was her who had diarrhea. How did you know?"

Ruan Li spread his hands, "Audiences across the country know it."

Li Liren was shocked. Is this program so open?

Li Fan really couldn't listen anymore, so he covered his face and stepped forward.

"Teacher Li, please prescribe some medicine."

Li Liren was still messy in the wind and nodded randomly.

"Oh, lotus seeds are cold in nature and contain nephrine, which may irritate the intestines. It's okay to eat less, but it's normal to have diarrhea if you eat too much, so it's best to eat in moderation."

Li Liren wrote a prescription and asked them to go to the pharmacy to get the medicine, and then ran away without stopping, carrying their luggage.

"No need to send it off, no need to send it off, I have been very happy during the past two days of participating in the show, so I will take the first step and say goodbye!"

Ren Xuan: "..."