Wanjie: Only I Time Travel Comprehensive Comic
Chapter 34 Colleagues’ common sense is so strange
The Lott brothers looked at each other and smiled, their hearts filled with joy.
"Let's just say, Brother Du Ming is still normal." Brother Lott smiled reassuringly.
Harold deliberately exaggerated and used a dragon that was very different from humans as a metaphor, just to make Du Ming understand that two different species coming together is something that normal people would not do or think about.
It is also unacceptable to a normal person.
So far, the effect seems to be very good.
"Yes, I can't be arbitrary about such a grand matter as marriage." Du Ming's eyes were full of wisdom, full of wise words after careful consideration: "What if I don't fall in love with her at first sight? I have to get along with her for a while. You know whether we are suitable for each other, don’t you think?”
"----ah?!"
Harold became anxious and shouted: "Du Ming, don't you have the common sense not to marry a dragon?"
"Hey, you don't have this kind of common sense, do you?" Du Ming was quite surprised and complained repeatedly: "Where did your common sense come from? It has been misled by others!
"As long as a normal person understands it, no matter how rich or poor it is, no matter the age or religion, no matter the knowledge gap, no matter the physical appearance, no matter the past, no matter whether you are a human being or not.
"The most important thing is love!
"You two brothers, you haven't even heard of such simple common sense. I'm going to despise you."
Du Ming sighed repeatedly.
"What weird theory...wait a minute! Let's not talk about whether what you are saying is common sense...!" Harold said with a black line: "Poverty, age, religion, ethnicity and even gender, this kind of thing, other than this... I’ve also heard a little bit about similar things..."
"But where the hell did you hear about 'regardless of whether it's human or not'!" Harlot gasped in anger and yelled: "Lot and I have never heard of such an outrageous statement like yours!"
Du Ming continued to scorn: "I have to say something to you. Is this common sense? Haven't your teachers and elders told you about it? Brothers? Even if they haven't told you, you must have said it in your daily life and in books. Have you seen similar sayings:
"If you love elves, take them home and get married!"
Harold was so angry that he pointed his index finger at Du Ming, and he was so angry that he couldn't say a word.
Lott looked at Du Ming with his mouth wide open, wondering why Du Ming's common sense was so different from theirs.
They completely forgot about cats.
Basically, the so-called sayings in Du Ming's mouth are very strange!
Not only is it a declaration of crime, but it is also an interracial crime. The nature is so vile!
This is a serious crime that must be tied up and burned to death!
Lott hesitated and said tremblingly: "Brother Du Ming, people can't...at least they shouldn't, they shouldn't..."
Du Ming showed an expression of pity, patting Harold with one hand and Lott with the other:
"I don't blame you either. You must have been practicing martial arts since you were young. You often don't go out, so it's normal that you don't have a basic understanding of some common sense."
"There's something wrong with you!" Harold almost vomited blood.
Before today, he had not noticed anything unusual about Du Ming, and he told him that he was not unusual at all.
did not expect.
Unexpectedly, Du Ming was a person who regarded abnormality as normal.
"Forget it, I can't continue talking with you two people who are isolated from the world and have no common sense." Du Ming turned to encourage Lott:
"Lot, I know you rejected Maomao because of your old ideas. When are you going to officially meet Maomao? Didn't you make a fool of yourself during the video chat with Maomao?"
"No...no, not really." Lott followed Du Ming's words unknowingly: "But Maomao is very smart, and he can probably read my thoughts from my eyes."
"Then what are you still doing here?" Du Ming stared angrily.
"I..." Lott felt that his stature was getting smaller and smaller, and he couldn't say strong words: "I just don't know how to talk to Maomao. I want to go to the gym...where I don't have to think about anything."
"Leave this gym alone!" Du Ming said sternly: "Hurry back and video chat with Maomao! I told you to marry her when you get back! Let's see if she is willing to forgive you!"
"I...I...I..." Lott was frightened by Du Ming's momentum and took half a step back, his eyes moist.
"Go quickly!"
"Yes, go, go right now!" Lott crawled and rolled back to his room.
He was feeling dizzy.
After the video with Maomao, Maomao told him that she was a cat demon, Lott has been confused.
When Harlot pulled him out and told him to go to the gym to calm down, his mind was in a mess and he was too confused to think.
By now, he was confused about who he was, who he was, and what cat he was. He spoke purely on instinct.
It wasn't until he was shocked by Du Ming's "common sense" that he regained some of his thinking ability.
But this little thinking ability gradually collapsed under Du Ming's heavyweight words that seemed to make sense.
Feeling dizzy, he did as Du Ming said.
When Lott left, Harlot and Du Ming were left alone.
Glancing at Lott who was returning to the room, Harlot looked back at Du Ming.
He was not Lott's client. He was very clear-headed, but there was no reason for him to be confused by Du Ming's very common sense language.
"Brother Du Ming, I want to ask you something." Harlot smiled as he always did.
"just saying."
"If there really are dragons, elves, vampires, cosmic beings, and other weird non-human girls, brother, wouldn't you be cool with them and fall in love with them all?"
He hugged Du Ming's neck and laughed.
"Of course not." Du Ming looked at him speechlessly, "I'm not a pig. I eat whatever I see. Of course it's fate. Maybe I've been with him for more than half a year and we don't like each other anymore. Who knows."
Harold could see Du Ming's strangeness, he laughed and didn't care, and asked the question he was most concerned about.
"Brother, let me ask you..." Harlot paused, a smile flashed in his eyes: "You just said that it was common sense... Brother, where did you hear this common sense... Oh, I learned it."
"My sister." Du Ming thought for a while.
"What, you have a sister?" Harold was surprised.
Du took a look and said, "Why would you be surprised to have a sister... But, it's not like she's a biological sister."
"So..." Harlot's smiling face showed a strange expression of confusion: "Is your sister a girl?"
"...Absolutely!" Du Ming glared: "She's a younger sister, so she's not a girl."
Harold still looked puzzled: "Is it a human?"
Du Ming's eyes twitched: "You can say this in front of me, but if you say this in front of my sister, she can chop you up."
"Haha, brother."
Harlot patted Du Ming's shoulder fiercely and looked at Du Ming with envy and pity: "I'm really looking forward to your future brother. You must call me and Lott when you get married one day. I must see it." What kind of wife did you marry?
"I also want to see what kind of human being you...sister are."
Du Ming scratched his head: "Well, try your best."
His wedding will also be in the main world. Unless it is a make-up wedding in the Dragon Ball world, it should be difficult for Harold to see it.
"Brother, take care of yourself from now on!" Harlot lightly punched Du Ming's chest, sighed, looked at Du Ming, shook his head and walked away.
Du Mingyun was confused and couldn't understand.
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