Interstellar entertainment desert? best producer shot

After experiencing a series of "causes" commonly known as "causes" such as being woken up in a hurry in the middle of the night and only getting a cut, being woken up by a series of life-threatening buttons in the early morning and only eating too much, Yi Sheng was completely numb.

"Sure enough, you get what you pay for." Yi was as angry as a hairspring, "He woke me up at night for three consecutive days, and called me in the early morning for five consecutive days... I really wanted to die."

"It's better than the doctors in the emergency department." My friend comforted me, "Sometimes I have to stay up for several nights!"

"Besides, your salary is even higher..." My friend racked his brains and comforted him, "You are already luckier than most people."

"...I just can't stand it." Yi Sheng closed his eyes tiredly, "If it's a very important matter...a very urgent situation...I can accept it...I just can't accept being called for something big. Get up, and then insist on me checking carefully..."

"Just think of it as a jet lag job." A friend said in a hurry, "Your salary is paid in the evening... Others work during the day, but you just adjusted your working hours to the evening."

Yi Sheng smiled miserably: "What you said makes sense."

"Okay, okay, you should be the one to comfort me, right?" The friend changed the subject: "I have worked hard for three months, and my bonus may not be as high as yours in one month."

"This is my mental damage fee." Yi Sheng replied quietly.

"Exactly, then it's up to you to choose, would you rather earn less and do a little less, or make more and do a little more?" The friend rolled his eyes.

"Then I'd better earn more." Yi Sheng took a sip of coffee and said, "I want to retire early... Judging from the current situation, I may be able to save the target savings and retire two years in advance."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." My friend sighed with envy: "Why am I not so lucky?"

"I deserve it all!" Yi Sheng replied weakly: "You don't understand...my employers are probably two drama queens."

"...You mean, they hope to show their love through these exaggerated means?!" My friend asked in surprise: "Do rich people have this kind of brain circuit?"

"Really... Wu's mother told me that she had to listen to her employer and his wife quarrel eight hundred times every day, and then make up eight hundred times." Yi Sheng pulled out the chat history, and his friend came over curiously.

"Whose child is it? Which wild man's?"

"The child is not yours."

"Whose child is that? (furious)"

"Does it have anything to do with you?! You just need to take care of your Bai Yueguang!"

"How many times have I told you? Xinxin and I have nothing to do...can you please stop worrying about this? I haven't bothered you about the child yet..."

In the middle of reading, my friend looked like he had seen a ghost, "What are all these things? I want to know who the child is, why can't I go and test it myself? Now it only takes half an hour to get the results! Can't they afford to wait half an hour?" "

"Wu Ma said so too." Yi Sheng picked up the cup with a melancholy look on his face, "So those two bastards called me over."

"Ah...then what did you detect?" my friend asked with bright eyes.

"It's not the child of these two people." Yi Sheng said calmly.

My friend was drinking coffee. When he heard this, his hands shook and he poured all the coffee into his mouth. "Ahem...what? Ahem...not the child of these two people?!"

"That's right." Yi Sheng put down the cup and said speechlessly: "It's not related to the two of them by blood... It seems that the mistress picked it up."

"Okay, okay, so the hostess didn't lie, she really is not the male host's child." The friend was also a little speechless, "Then what?"

"Then they reconciled, and then Wu Ma was responsible for taking care of the child's daily life." Yi Sheng said sympathetically: "You don't know, she looked very haggard while raising the child."

"It's normal." The friend said with a sympathetic expression, "It's the same when I take care of my children."

"You bastard who got married young, stop pretending." Yi Sheng said with disgust, "Why are you pretending to me? It's obvious that everything you say is showing off."

"Hehehe." The friend smiled stupidly, seeming to think of his wife and children.

"But Guan Jia is the worst." Yi Sheng whispered: "Guan Jia has to deal with all kinds of trivial matters in the manor during the day, and he has to be worried at night... Because the male master and the female master often act like monsters, Guan Jia can't Asleep."

"Ah? Is this a work-related injury?" my friend asked exaggeratedly.

"No, Guan Jia's salary is higher than that of Wu Ma and I combined." Yi Sheng replied: "He deserves this money. The money he has... it really must be earned by professionals."

"It looks like it's actually not bad." A friend patted Yi Sheng on the shoulder, "Come on, try to retire as soon as possible, young man."

"What's better?" Yi Sheng said with lingering fear: "I almost got cheated that day, but luckily Mother Wu reminded me."

"What do you say?" My friend said as if he was all ears.

"Wu Ma likes to buy some useless little things online... She bought an optical brain plug-in before. As long as it is installed, she can monitor the area within five meters around her at any time." Yi Sheng continued: "Because it is usually useless, Wu Ma I even forgot about it.”

"Then what?" the friend asked cooperatively.

"Then one time Bai Yueguang, who was pulling the rice cake,...that is, the Xinxin came to the house as a guest, and wanted to poison Suli Ma, but she didn't want to damage her image in the mind of the rice farming Zongcai, so she wanted to Kill someone with a borrowed knife." Yi Sheng said happily.

"So what she wants to borrow is Wu Mama's knife!" my friend said excitedly, "right?"

"Yes, it's Wu Mama's knife." Yi Sheng said with a serious face: "Wu Mama gave the medicine to Su Lima without knowing it, but Su Li Ma noticed something was wrong, so she spilled the soup. , and even confronted Wu’s mother… Wu’s mother said that she was innocent, but no one could prove that the bowl of soup was given by Xinxin, and the situation reached a deadlock.”

"Wu Ma has no reason to harm Su Lima, right? Is it even necessary to think about it?" A friend complained: "And murder is against the law... Don't rich people like them not understand the law? They are blind to the law!"

"Uh... I also think they are all legally illiterate, right?" Yi Sheng's mouth twitched, "Then Wu Ma remembered the optical brain monitoring plug-in and produced evidence to prove her innocence."

"What about the follow-up?" My friend's eyes widened, "Don't tell me that Xinxin was let go just like that..."

"Yes." Yi Sheng nodded sadly, "Xinxin was let go just like that."

"Why?" The friend made a sharp cry, "Is Sulima the Virgin?"

"I guess it may be that Ba Dao Zongcai couldn't bear it." Yi Sheng guessed: "Ba Dao Zongcai's original words seemed to be: 'People always make mistakes, and we should give her another chance.'"

My friend's eyes almost rolled to the sky, "Give her another chance... This is a murderer! Even though it was an attempt."

"Then what can I do?" Yi Sheng shrugged, "We are just ordinary people... When gods fight, common people suffer."

"What a shame... this kind of money is really not something that ordinary people can earn. I was envious of you just now... not anymore." The friend said with emotion.