After rebirth, the little seductress coaxed him to kiss him and seduce him every day

"When you chased Xi Yuyi, how did you catch him?"

Yu Xiaohan was picking up the wine glass to drink when Shen Zhishang's sudden question caused his CPU to crack.

Li Shaotian was eating melon seeds next to him and burst into laughter.

Shen Zhishang was puzzled and frowned slightly, "Why are you laughing? I really want to ask for advice."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Li Shaotian laughed so hard that the melon seed shells fell to the ground. Yu Xiaohan glared at him fiercely. Li Shaotian tried his best to control the corners of his mouth, but in the end he couldn't help it. He turned away for less than a second and started laughing again. .

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"..." Shen Zhishang pinched his eyebrows and said, "Stop laughing. If you laugh again, you will die of laughter."

"But I really can't help it."

Li Shaotian took a long time to recover, and then said to Shen Zhishang, "No brother, are you sick?"

Shen Zhishang: "..."

"Who are you asking? You ask Yu Xiaohan?" No more, Li Shaotian wanted to laugh again.

"Is there a problem?"

He saw that Yu Xiaohan and Xi Weiwei had a very sweet relationship, so he came to ask for advice.

Li Shaotian recalled the past and started to laugh up at the sky again, "You actually come to consult a man who gives carnations on Valentine's Day? Hahahahahahahaha."

Shen Zhishang: "..."

Yu Xiaohan: "..."

"Is there still this matter?"

Shen Zhishang was well-read and knew that the carnations were given to his mother.

"How not?"

Li Shaotian held his stomach and laughed wildly, pointed at Yu Xiaohan and said, "The only stupid things he did when chasing seats are not just one or two, they are simply too numerous to describe."

However, they all ended in failure.

It was only after countless tragic failures that Yu Xiaohan bowed his head for the first time and was willing to lower his dignity and ask Li Shaotian for advice.

As a result, Li Shaotian was only slightly better than him.

The difference between the penultimate and the penultimate.

"He also read the Encyclopedia of Love and the Thirty-Six Strategies for Chasing Girls, which changed into seventy-two. Then he learned every move he saw."

"The funniest thing is that there is a message in it called "Shameless kiss brings back the sweetness of the past", so he ran to kiss Xi Youyi forcefully, but in exchange, Xi Youyi opened her left and right, with two big sinuses."

"Hahahaha... Lao Shen, didn't you see? He was so stunned that he almost cried because of his grievance... Hahahaha."

Li Shaotian laughed more and more crazily, and the corners of Shen Zhishang's mouth twitched.

Yu Xiaohan, with a dark look on his face, took the cup in his hand and smashed it towards Li Shaotian.

Li Shaotian was cowardly and arrogant. While hiding, he said, "Even if you beat me to death, you did those things yourself!"

Yu Xiaohan: "..."

"But what impressed me most was when he climbed up the wall and window to deliver fireflies to Xi Weiwei in the middle of the night. Because Xi Weiwei was sleeping, he stood beside Xi Weiwei's bed for more than two hours. As a result, Xi Weiwei woke up in the middle of the night Seeing him, a black mass, I was so frightened that I lost my soul and ran away, shouting that I saw a ghost."

"Xi Weiwei's mother poured garlic and black dog's blood on him, not to mention that she even asked the master to get a ghost-suppressing charm."

"..."

Li Shaotian laughed so hard that he fell on the sofa in the private room with his arms and legs spread out. Shen Zhishang opened his mouth several times, but closed it again when he saw Yu Xiaohan's coffin face.

It's just that Shen Zhishang's expression is more difficult to express than words can express.

"Now you know why I laughed?" Li Shaotian said confidently, "Really, I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it, hahahahahahahaha."

Yu Xiaohan: "..."

Shen Zhishang: "..."

"Smiling like a hammer?" Yu Xiaohan walked over and kicked Li Shaotian, "I have a lovely wife in my arms now, what qualifications do you, an old bachelor, have to laugh?"

Shen Zhishang agreed, "The words are rough and the reasoning is not rough."

Li Shaotian: "..."

What's wrong with him being single? What's wrong with him being single? What's wrong with him being single?

Is he proud of being single?

Li Shaotian quickly changed the subject, or rather got back to the topic, "Who are you going after? You don't really have a crush on Su Chi, do you?"

Shen Zhishang said, "No?"

Li Shaotian said disgustedly, "Aren't you looking for trouble?"

"What do you mean?"

"You are not Su Chi's type at all. It can even be said that you and Su Chi's preferences are completely opposite. Do you understand?"

"Why? Do you know what she likes?"

"Of course I know." Li Shaotian said, "She used to take Xi Weiyi to see male models every day. I accompanied Yu Xiaohan to catch Xi Weiwei several times."

Shen Zhishang: "..."

It seems that he really missed a lot of exciting dramas during his time abroad.

Li Shaotian continued, "The male models she orders every time are always 188cm tall, with eight-pack abs, a great figure, and a bronze complexion..."

"I'm still 189cm tall."

"Pfft..."

Li Shaotian spurted out a mouthful of salt soda water.

Li Shaotian said, "No, brother, I haven't finished speaking yet. What are you so anxious to claim?"

Shen Zhishang, "I also have eight-pack abs and I have a good figure."

Li Shaotian: "..."

It's over, another one fell in love.

"Wait until I finish." Li Shaotian was tired. Why the hell is he so obsessed with love?

"Okay, you continue."

"Su Chi likes people who are bad-tempered, handsome, and a little sunny and humorous."

Li Shaotian stood up, scanned Shen Zhishang from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top, shook his head and sighed, "Do you think you are consistent?"

Shen Zhishang is good.

He has been a top student and a top student since he was a child. He is the peerless good kid from other families who is envied and longed for by countless parents.

Su Chi has an outgoing personality. She likes her daily life to be full of passion and excitement, likes to be interesting, curious, and pursue something different.

But Shen Zhishang, apart from his cases, his hobby is reading, reading quietly.

He could read books all day long, immersed in the world of knowledge. A few days ago, he even saw him studying ancient Chinese characters, oracle bone inscriptions, Xiaozhuan and the like.

When Su Chi sees this, she will go crazy.

"If you two were in the same school and in the same class, then you would be the kind of outstanding student who is praised and praised by the teacher every day. Su Chi is the kind of problem student who gives the teacher headaches and troubles."

Li Shaotian spread his hands, but he sincerely wanted to do good for Shen Zhishang, "So, while you are still not in deep, stop your losses as soon as possible! You and Su Chi are not from the same world at all."

"is it?"

In the dark box, Shen Zhishang sat in the corner, his slender fingers tapping the table from time to time. The occasional light shone faintly on Shen Zhishang's face. The eyes under the glasses could not see the emotions at all, but It’s also unpredictable.