After rebirth, the little seductress coaxed him to kiss him and seduce him every day
Chapter 550 Turn Him Into a Ghost
Li Shaotian looked at the three children with a smile on his face: "The way you three are doing this, those who know it will think it's Zong Zhengmo's wedding, while those who don't will think it's your wedding."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Children also have the right to love beauty..." Ye Lan'er knocked Li Shaotian and then said, "By the way, my senior brother just called me and asked me to be the bridesmaid. Naturally, you have to be the best man, so you should also get ready. Don't dress like a rough guy."
Li Shaotian: "..."
"What the hell?" Li Shaotian stood up and pointed at himself in disbelief: "Is that bastard Zong Zhengmo sure? He actually asked me to be his best man?"
Ye Laner raised her eyebrows: "Is it not possible?"
Li Shaotian took a deep breath and said, "He is my love rival. I don't want to be his rival. I hate him!"
Ye Laner: "..."
Li Shaotian then added, "It's already good enough that I don't ruin his wedding, but he actually wants me to be his best man? Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Psycho." Ye Lan'er rolled her eyes at Li Shaotian.
Su Chi also stabbed Li Shaotian speechlessly: "What you said is as if Zong Zhengmo's bride is Lan Lan. Have you forgotten that Zong Zhengmo's bride is Sister Yin?"
Li Shaotian: "..."
It seems so!
"If you don't want to be the bridesmaid, forget it." Ye Lan'er wanted to eat a little more, but she stopped when she thought about being a bridesmaid. "Actually, my senior brother didn't ask you to be one, but I think if I'm the bridesmaid, then it's only natural that I think of you as the best man. Now that you don't want to be one, let Xiao Jue be it, or find a few handsome guys from the Northern Territory to be one."
"Hehe, I heard that the boys in the North have great bodies." Ye Lan'er's tone became more and more excited, and Li Shaotian immediately changed the subject: "Well...well...well, it's not impossible for me to be one."
Li Shaotian looked at Xi Weiyi and said solemnly, "Remember to ask your brother to give me a super big red envelope! After all, this is my first time."
"..." Xi Weiyi nodded in shock: "Okay, no matter how big you want, I'll give it to you. It will definitely make your first time worth it."
Li Shaotian burst into laughter instantly: "You still understand me."
Ye Lan'er glared at Li Shaotian speechlessly: "You look like a dead person."
Li Shaotian was still smiling happily, and he continued to pick crab meat for Ye Lan'er.
Ye Lan'er glared at him again, and Li Shaotian was puzzled: "What's wrong? Did I do something wrong again?"
Ye Lan'er said, "Have you ever seen a bridesmaid eat so much? From now on, I'm going to go on a diet."
"Why are you on a diet? You're not fat. Besides..." Li Shaotian said, "You're just a bridesmaid, not the bride. If you dress too pretty, you'll steal the show, which is not good."
"Haha." Ye Lan'er stretched out her hand and pinched Li Shaotian: "Are you afraid that I, Xuan Bin, will take over? Are you afraid that I will attract bees and butterflies?"
Li Shaotian nodded immediately, and then picked up a large piece of pork elbow for Ye Lan'er. If that wasn't enough, he picked up two more pieces of braised pork: "Since you understand, then eat some more, don't let my good intentions down."
Ye Laner: "..."
"Pfft..." Su Chi was so amused, "You two are so frank that I was caught off guard. I can't handle it."
Shen Zhishang looked at Li Shaotian and said, "Do you know why Zong Zhengmo didn't even ask for your opinion?"
Li Shaotian snorted coldly: "Because he is impolite and undignified, or he doesn't want to give me a red envelope."
Shen Zhishang said: "Because as long as Ye Lan'er is the bridesmaid, there will naturally be an idiot who will rush to be the best man."
Li Shaotian: "..."
"You big idiot, take your time eating." Ye Lan'er stood up and said, "I, the bridesmaid, am going to accompany the bride to get a beauty treatment."
On the second floor, Baiyin was applying a facial mask, and Ye Laner also asked the beauty staff to make one for her.
As a result, just as Ye Lan'er lay down, Xiao Tuantuan, Xiao Chenchen, and Xiao Bao also ran in.
Xiao Tuantuan was the most enthusiastic: "I want to do it, I want to do it, and I want to be beautiful too."
Bai Yin was startled, then said, "Baby, you're already beautiful even if you don't do it."
"That's right." Ye Lan'er echoed Bai Yin and touched Xiao Tuantuan's tender little face. It was so tender that you could squeeze water out of it: "Baby, your skin is so delicate that it can be blown away."
"But I want to do it." Xiao Tuantuan took Ye Lan'er's hand and said coquettishly, "Auntie Lanlan, let me do it. I want to be the most beautiful little flower girl."
"Okay, okay." Ye Lan'er couldn't stand the little girl's coquetry, so she told the staff: "Then apply a pure natural plant-based one on her."
Xiaotuantuan has done it, and Xiaobao and Xiaochenchen also want to do it.
So all three children did it, but none of them could sit still or lie down.
When the three children came downstairs with dark faces, Li Shaotian was going upstairs.
The moment their eyes met... Li Shaotian was so frightened that he almost ran away from home.
“Ahhhhh… Fuck, fuck… Damn it, damn it… I’m going to die… I’m going to die… Ghost ahhhhh, ahhh…”
“Hahahaha…” Seeing that Li Shaotian was frightened, Xiao Tuantuan took off her hair tie, let her hair down and made a scary expression: “I’m a little black ghost, I’m here to catch you, Uncle Li, I want you to come and fuck me.”
"I'm a big black guy, I'm going to put you in a frying pan..." Xiao Bao did the same thing, but was slapped by Li Shaotian, and his hands were covered with black mask mud.
"Oh my god, what are these?"
Li Shaotian looked at his sticky, black hands and instantly felt dirty. "Is this shit?"
As a result, Ye Lan'er also came out staring at a dark face. She asked anxiously and excitedly, "Where is the ghost? Where is the ghost? Where is the ghost? Let me see what the ghost looks like?"
Li Shaotian was stunned for a moment: "..."
Because Ye Lan'er looks more like a ghost than anyone else at this moment.
"Li Shaotian, why are you pointing at me?"
"Don't you want to know what a ghost looks like?" Li Shaotian pushed Ye Lan'er to the mirror: "Look at yourself, and you will know."
Ye Lan'er: "..."
"Li Shaotian, are you looking for death?" Ye Lan'er twisted Li Shaotian's ear: "How dare you say I'm a ghost?"
Li Shaotian explained weakly: "It's not 'is', but 'like'."
"Resemble? Resemble, no way!" So, Li Shaotian was pushed into the room by Ye Lan'er, and she looked at the staff who were doing the beauty treatment.
Li Shaotian suddenly had a bad feeling and was about to run away.
Ye Lan'er grabbed him by the collar in an instant: "Where are you going?"
Li Shaotian: "I have to pee urgently."
Ye Lan'er narrowed her eyes dangerously: "Urgent to pee? Do you believe me? I will make sure you can never pee again?"
Li Shaotian: "..."
It seems that today, I can only choose between my face and my life.
really.
next second.
Ye Lan'er looked at the beauty staff and said, "Pretty lady, please do one for Li Shaotian as well, and apply it ten times thicker than ours. Don't make him look like a ghost, just make him look like a ghost."
Li Shaotian: "..."
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