After rebirth, the little seductress coaxed him to kiss him and seduce him every day

"Yu Xiaohan, is this how you take care of and raise a child?" For the first time, Shen Zhishang felt extremely speechless. He really had nothing to say.

Yu Xiaohan glanced at Shen Zhishang and said righteously, "You look like I did something that was against the will of heaven and earth? Is that necessary? Didn't I just cook some instant noodles for the children? Look for yourself, how happy and enjoying they are eating!"

"Hehe..." Shen Zhishang didn't want to talk anymore. He took out his cell phone and said, "I'll call Xi Weiyi right now. Yu Xiaohan, if you have the guts, just repeat what you just said to Xi Weiyi."

Yu Xiaohan compromised instantly: "Alright, alright, put your phone away, I don't have any guts, okay?"

Shen Zhishang: "..."

Damn it, this person is shameless and truly invincible. He couldn’t accept this.

Yu Xiaohan continued, "It's just a pack of instant noodles. It's not like we eat it every day. The most important thing is that the child is happy."

Xiao Tuantuan quickly agreed, "That's right, we don't eat it every day. We don't eat it every day."

After Xiao Tuantuan finished speaking, she tugged at Xiao Chenchen, who understood and immediately agreed, "The child's happiness is the most important, the most important."

Shen Zhishang: "..."

After just one afternoon of absence, Yu Xiaohan has already trained two supporting actors?

"Uncle Shen, don't tell my mom, don't tell my mom." Seeing that Shen Zhishang still didn't let go, Xiao Tuantuan quickly ran over and hugged Shen Zhishang's thighs, saying pitifully: "Uncle Shen, I promise, I will only eat it this time. The second time, I will eat it next month."

Shen Zhishang: "..."

Tomorrow is exactly next month!

"Uncle Shen, my mother will be angry if she finds out." Xiao Tuantuan said vividly, trying to soften Shen Zhishang's heart: "Uncle Shen~~My mother is scary when she's angry. She'll punish us by making us stand. It's okay for me to stand, but it will cause my father to be punished as well."

Yu Xiaohan: “…” My dear daughter, there’s no need to say this, it will be counterproductive.

Shen Zhishang: “…” So that’s the case. It seems I have to say it.

After all, not everyone has the opportunity to watch Yu Xiao standing in the corner as punishment.

"Don't worry, Tuantuan, my dad won't tell." After Xiao Chenchen finished eating, he wiped his mouth with a tissue and considerately handed Xiao Tuantuan a few tissues.

Xiao Tuantuan took the tissue, her eyes blinking with curiosity: "Why are you so sure? Uncle Shen hasn't agreed yet!"

Yu Xiaohan slowly stood up for Shen Zhishang: "Because a man who is already the master of the house will not be a dog that complains."

Xiao Chenchen said very sincerely: "My father is not a snitch."

Xiao Tuantuan quickly looked at Shen Zhishang: "Uncle Shen, I believe you are not a complaining dog."

Shen Zhishang: "..."

Xiao Chenchen suddenly looked at Shen Zhishang and gave him a fatal blow: "Dad, I was the one who made a fuss about wanting to eat. It has nothing to do with Uncle Yu and Xiao Tuantuan."

Shen Zhishang: “…” Little traitor!

Xiaotuantuan: “…” Little hero!

Yu Xiaohan: “…” Savior!

Yu Xiaohan instantly cast an admiring look at Xiao Chenchen, and then threw a basin of dirty water on Shen Zhishang: "Shen Zhishang, if you really want to make a fuss about this matter, you have to blame it."

Shen Zhishang snorted coldly: "What does it have to do with me?"

Yu Xiaohan said righteously: "Chenchen and Tuantuan are hungry. The two little guys specifically asked for the food you cooked, but you didn't care about the two children at all and just didn't come back. I couldn't let the two children starve, so I had no choice but to... only."

"...You're nothing." Shen Zhishang really wanted to spit, but his quality didn't allow it.

He wanted to say a few more words, but Shen Zhishang looked at the time and said, "Don't blame others for your mistakes. If you don't want to be exposed, clean up the crime scene quickly. Your wife and my wife will be here in ten minutes."

"Didn't you fucking tell me earlier?"

Yu Xiaohan immediately cleaned the pots and pans used for cooking noodles at lightning speed.

After doing all this, Yu Xiaohan breathed a sigh of relief.

However, when he sniffed, he could clearly smell the scent of instant noodles in the air.

Yu Xiaohan quickly turned on the air purifier to purify the air. Just as he finished all this, Xi Weiyi and Su Chi came back as expected.

"came back."

"Yeah." Xi Weiyi nodded and took off her coat. Yu Xiaohan took it from her promptly and naturally and put it on the hanger.

"Mom, change your shoes quickly." Xiao Tuantuan took Xi's only pair of slippers and put them under her feet.

"Thank you Baby."

This was a very common occurrence, so Xi Weiyi didn't notice anything unusual.

"Have you eaten?" Xi Weiyi asked while changing his shoes.

"I've eaten." Yu Xiaohan asked, "How about you guys?"

"We've eaten there too." Xi Weiyi said, "On the way back, we saw an old hotpot restaurant, so we went in to eat. The food was very good. I'll take you guys there to try it someday. By the way, how about you guys? What did you eat?"

Just as Xiao Tuantuan was about to speak, Yu Xiaohan quickly picked up his daughter. In a short period of time, the father and daughter had exchanged countless glances.

Xiao Tuantuan understood what his father meant and chose not to speak. Yu Xiaohan signaled Shen Zhishang with his eyes. Shen Zhishang was speechless, but still cooperated and said, "I made some home-cooked dishes for them."

Xi Weiyi laughed softly after hearing this, and looked at Shen Zhishang teasingly: "President Shen, you are almost becoming our family's royal chef."

Su Chi took over the conversation: "Then give him a salary."

Shen Zhishang: "..."

Wife, you are such a good wife to me!

Xi Weiyi changed his shoes and walked towards the kitchen. Yu Xiaohan then remembered that he had cleaned up everything but the garbage had not been taken out.

So, Yu Xiaohan quickly chased after her: "Wife, what are you doing in the kitchen?"

Xi Weiyi said: "I'm washing my hands!"

"Go to the bathroom and wash."

"Same for the kitchen, it's closer."

"It's different." Yu Xiaohan pushed Xi Weiyi to the bathroom in another direction: "The kitchen has just cooked, and there is still a smell."

Xi Weiyi nodded when he heard this, then turned and went to the bathroom.

Yu Xiaohan took advantage of this gap and immediately ran to the kitchen, then cleaned up the trash can. He even ran out directly carrying the trash can.

Shen Zhishang pinched his brows and leaned on the sofa speechlessly. Su Chi looked confused and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Shen Zhishang straightened his expression and continued to lie to the end. As expected, one lie requires countless lies to cover it up.

He really got on Yu Xiaohan's pirate ship, so Shen Zhishang had no choice but to continue lying: "When I was cooking, he wanted to show off again. This time he even broke the trash can. I guess he was afraid that he would lose face after Xi Weiyi knew about it."

"..." Su Chi gave a thumbs up with emotion: "Yu Xiaohan is definitely a talent!"

Xi Weiyi came back from washing his hands and had heard it. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "He has lost face in cooking for a long time. He doesn't know what to hide."

Su Chi said: "People are like this. The less they have, the more they want to emphasize something."

"What are you emphasizing? My cooking skills have improved."

Yu Xiaohan came back from throwing the trash can, but before he entered the living room, Xi Weiyi suddenly narrowed his eyes and stared at Yu Xiaohan dangerously.

“Wife, why are you looking at me doing…doing…what?” Yu Xiaohan stepped back guiltily.

Xi Weiyi continued to approach, and Yu Xiaohan retreated to the corner with no room to retreat: "Wife, if you want to play, let's go back to the bedroom. Everyone is watching here."

"Really?" Xi Weiyi reached out and picked up some instant noodles crumbs from the corner of Yu Xiaohan's clothes and threw them in his face: "For the next three months, you can go play with instant noodles."

Yu Xiaohan: "..."