When I was reborn, I was living on the interstellar farm.
Chapter 229: Not Funny Sneer Chapter
A person stood outside Lingsang's courtyard, it was Feng Mingchen.
After being informed by the peak beast, Lingsang brought the people in.
Sitting down on the familiar recliner, Feng Mingchen lay down directly without Lingsang's reminder this time.
"Are you worried?" Lingsang felt that something was wrong with him tonight.
"Is it obvious?" Feng Mingchen asked.
"Of course," Lingsang pointed at his face and said, "It's just written on his face."
"Would you like a drink?"
Feng Mingchen didn't understand the meaning of Lingsang's words, "What to drink?"
"Good stuff." Lingsang smiled slyly, "Just wait for me."
He took it out in front of others, pretended to go back to the small building and showed up again, already holding two bottles of Erguotou and a pot of barbecue skewers.
Before the person arrived, Feng Mingchen had already smelled the fragrance.
"What is that in your hand? It smells good."
"Barbecue skewers and Erguotou are a perfect match." He took a skewer of barbecue and handed it to Feng Mingchen, "Try it, it's delicious."
In the night, even with bright lights, he couldn't see clearly what the string of food looked like.
It looked like the meat of some kind of star beast. It was grilled very shiny and something was sprinkled on it. It looked very tempting.
Seeing Lingsang eating with big mouthfuls, Feng Mingchen stopped hesitating and started eating. Once he started eating, he couldn't stop.
With a flick of Lingsang's fingers, the bottle cap of Erguotou was lifted and handed to Feng Mingchen, "Would you like to try this? It's a bit irritating. People who are not good at drinking tend to drink it. How about it? Do you dare?"
"Come"
Feng Mingchen took the Erguotou and took a sip. The spicy aroma of the wine stimulated his throat and hit his head.
The whole face is red.
It felt pretty good. Feng Mingchen drank a few more sips, his head felt dizzy, and he slowly lay down on the recliner.
Lingsang suspected that he was drunk, so he stretched out a finger and asked him, "What is this?"
"Two", Feng Mingchen made a joke, deliberately saying it wrong to see how she would react.
"I'm not drunk, my mind is still clear."
Feng Mingchen smiled, "It seems you are the one who is drunk."
"Impossible, I won't get drunk after a thousand cups. Let me tell you a story. Do you want to hear it or not?"
"Okay, you say."
Lingsang started her cold joke, "The dog will thrive, the cat will meow, but what will happen to the chicken?"
Feng Mingchen: "Laying eggs?"
"No," Lingsang shook his head and said seriously, "The chicken club is for those who are prepared."
Feng Mingchen was confused, "That chicken wants to die so much?"
"..." She changed another one, "Let's start again. A long time ago, there was a kind of bird in the forest called a woodpecker, which specialized in eating pests in big trees. On this day, the woodpecker was facing a big tree. It kept pecking at it.
The big tree was so annoyed that it said to the woodpecker: Stop pecking, I'm not sick.
The woodpecker said: It's okay, just take two steps.
The big tree only said one word to the woodpecker, get out. "
Feng Mingchen still didn't laugh after hearing this, and even asked, "The mutated plant can walk. It can obviously prove to the woodpecker that it is not sick, so why do we let the woodpecker go away?"
"...Maybe the big tree is really sick, but it doesn't want to treat it because of shame."
Feng Mingchen nodded in agreement.
Lingsang was even more speechless. Is her joke really that bad?
The last one, "A long time ago, a crab met a shrimp in the sea. The crab's claws fell off. The shrimp picked it up for it and returned it to the crab. The crab said: Thank you.
The shrimp corrected the crab very seriously and said righteously, "I am a shrimp, not a crab."
This time Feng Mingchen didn't ask any questions. Lingsang thought it was funny and waited for the other party to laugh at her joke.
Feng Mingchen didn't respond and looked at Lingsang intently.
Lingsang thought he was drunk, so he waved his hand in front of his eyes and asked, "How many hands are these?"
"One hand, five fingers."
"You're not drunk either." Lingsang retracted his hand, a little shocked. It seemed that his joke was too bad.
"Is the story you just told me a joke?"
"Yeah", Lingsang was very discouraged, "You didn't smile at all, so it's good to guess that it was a joke."
As soon as she finished speaking, sweet laughter reached Lingsang's ears. It was Feng Mingchen who was laughing, looking at her, and laughing.
This is the first time that Lingsang has seen Feng Mingchen smile so brightly and cheerfully after meeting him. When he looks at you, his eyes in his bright smile are filled with stars.
Inexplicably, Lingsang felt distressed and covered Feng Mingchen's eyes with his palms, "Although I don't know what you have been through, I hope you live a selfish life."
"I don't know what role Feng Mingchen plays in the eyes of others, but in my Lingsang place, you are the first good friend I made here, a very important friend, and as a close friend, Very qualified.”
After I started to get in contact with him, I discovered that Feng Mingchen was actually a person without self, just like a shell, always living for others, for other people's expectations, and for the goals given to him by others.
Speechless for a moment.
Lingsang didn't let go of his hand, just covering it.
Feng Mingchen said: "If I am no longer the commander of the Seventh Legion of the Alliance, nor the young master of the first-class star noble Feng family, will I still be your very important friend?"
"Of course, my original intention of becoming friends with you is not because of how powerful your background is. On the contrary, if you fall into despair, I am a very powerful friend. It will be very easy to make a comeback~"
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