After Chuan Shu became the president’s special assistant, I was targeted by the boss

Jiang Jing: "Bah, who is his wife?"

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At this time, the WeChat message rang again, and Brother Bai Zhou started to go crazy again on time.

Gu Hanzhou: Let me tell you about the spicy levels: mildly spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy, abnormally spicy, I miss you spicy

Gu Hanzhou: Let me tell you about the types of shrimps. They include boiled shrimps, spicy crayfish, braised prawns, and Can you miss me?

Gu Hanzhou: Let me introduce you to the types of mud. There are cement, mashed potatoes, cherry blossom mud, and I miss you very much today.

Jiang Jing:..........

Natural Volume: Let me introduce you to the types of ducks: the duck, the little yellow duck, the flat-billed duck, and the shut-up duck! !

Gu Hanzhou: What’s wrong, Jiang Jiang, why have I made you unhappy?

Jiang Jing:......(You haven't done many things to make me happy)

Natural volume: I drew a painting today and will give it to you when you come back.

Gu Hanzhou: Okay, okay

Natural volume: You don’t even ask me what I drew

Gu Hanzhou: No matter what you draw, I like it

Jiang Jing: "..." Humph, when you come back I will give you a porridge painting to see if you are still happy.

【Try to sleep until natural volume】

Gu Hanzhou: Jiang Jing said he would give me a painting! !

Song Chengze: What painting? Which artist painted it? Is it collectible?

Gu Hanzhou: You are so utilitarian. This was painted by Jiang Jing himself. It is priceless in my heart.

Song Chengze: .........(Damn, you, a capitalist, actually say that I am utilitarian, aren't you the most utilitarian?!)

Lu Yanli: Brother Lu is right, Song Chengze, you are too utilitarian and secular.

Song Chengze:......(I was so angry that I vomited blood!!)

Gu Hanzhou: Alas, but today I sent a love message to Jiang Jing, and he actually told me to shut up. Did he not like the love message I sent?

Lu Yanli: How many love messages do you send him in a day?

Gu Hanzhou: Almost a hundred, not many

Lu Yanli: .........(You don’t call this much, I will tell you to shut up)

Gu Hanzhou: But I’ve almost finished sending out, and there’s nothing left to send out.

Gu Hanzhou: @宋成泽, please send me more love quotes.

Song Chengze: Actually, I think we don’t need to record Jiang Jing’s love words for the time being. We can be indifferent to him for a while. You know what play hard to get is, right? You keep licking someone, and suddenly you stop licking. Let me tell you, He will be very unaccustomed to it and even take the initiative to lick you. (Actually, I won’t tell you the real reason because I don’t have a collection of love quotes, so I let you take the hard-to-get approach.)

Gu Hanzhou: What are you licking? You are so wretched.

Song Chengze: .....(Gu Hanzhou, could you please go online and look up the word licking a dog? I am just tired of chatting with people on 2G network? ヽ(`Д′)?!!)

Song Chengze: Anyway, you should ignore Jiang Jing for a while. When the time comes, he will not be used to you ignoring him and will come to you.

Gu Hanzhou: Really?

Song Chengze: Really

Lu Yanli: I think Song Chengze is right. Brother Gu, you still have to maintain your persona of being a cold-blooded male god from time to time.

Gu Hanzhou: Okay, I listen to you

.........

In the past few days, Jiang Jing had not received any harassing text messages from Gu Hanzhou. At first, he was a little uncomfortable with it, but later on, his mood could be described as so happy that he took off! !

Without Gu Hanzhou's daily harassing text messages, Jiang Jing now spends more and more time with He Huaichuan.

The two often draw, cook and watch movies at home, just like close friends who met each other late.

[System: Mr. Gu, please take care of yourself. When you come back, your wife will probably run away with someone. 】

Although Gu Hanzhou, who was far abroad, wanted to send a text message to Jiang Jing to express his thoughts, but thinking of Song Chengze and Lu Yanli's warnings, he still endured it.

Maybe after a few more days, Jiang Jing would turn around and lick himself.

Shy shy.

Brother Bai Zhou was still having sweet dreams abroad, while Jiang Jing was already in China, eating N times with He Huaichuan, watching N times movies, painting N times, drinking N times...

It was New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye, and He Huaichuan took the initiative to call and invite Jiang Jing to his home for dinner.

"Brother He, aren't you going home on New Year's Eve?"

"I won't go home for a long time."

"Why?"

Jiang Jing couldn't go back because he was wearing a book. He didn't understand why He Huaichuan didn't go back either.

"Well, because my family is urging me to get married, I don't really want to go home."

On the other end of the phone, He Huaichuan's tone was a little helpless.

Also, He Huaichuan is 35 years old. It's time to get married and have children. It's normal for his family to urge him.

"What about you? Why don't you go home?"

He Huaichuan asked.

He Huaichuan was a very careful person. He found that Jiang Jing had taken his annual leave early, but he had not heard anything about him trying to grab tickets to go home for the New Year. He guessed that Jiang Jing, like him, would stay in a big city to celebrate the New Year.

"I......."

Jiang Jing racked his brains, thinking about what kind of excuse he should find to explain to He Huaichuan.

As a result, He Huaichuan on the other end of the phone said considerately: "It's okay. Everyone has their own little secret. It's okay if you don't want to tell it. Remember to come to my house for dinner tonight. I will cook a table of delicious dishes for you."

"Brother He, why are you so embarrassed? How about I go to your house early to help? You are tired of cooking alone."

"Okay."

...........

In the evening, Jiang Jing and He Huaichuan were chatting and eating when their WeChat message started ringing again.

Jiang Jing turned on his phone and saw that it was Brother Bai Zhou who had disappeared for a long time.

Gu Hanzhou: Jiang Jiang, happy New Year’s Eve

Gu Hanzhou: I miss you so much

Natural Volume: Happy New Year’s Eve, Brother Baizhou

Gu Hanzhou: Jiang Jiang, what are you doing?

Natural volume: eating

Gu Hanzhou: What to eat?

Natural roll: eat chicken, duck, fish, meat and shrimp

Gu Hanzhou: Jiang Jiang, why haven’t you come to me these days?

Natural Volume: Why should I look for you?

Gu Hanzhou: "..." Why are Song Chengze and Lu Yanli's tactics not working? Jiang Jing is not licking himself at all now.

Natural volume: Brother Baizhou, let’s not talk anymore. I have to eat. Let’s talk next time. Bye.

Gu Hanzhou: "..." Not only did he not lick now, but he also became even more indifferent, hey...

He Huaichuan: "Who bothered you on New Year's Eve?"

Jiang Jing: "My boss, he chatted with me."

He Huaichuan: "Your boss really cares about you."

Jiang Jing: "Yes."

He Huaichuan: "What kind of person is your boss?"

Jiang Jing: "A greasy man."

He Huaichuan: "Oh, then he shouldn't be handsome, right?"

Jiang Jing: "No, he is very handsome."

He Huaichuan: "Really? It's a bit hard to imagine what a greasy but handsome man looks like."

Jiang Jing: "He is handsome, but his words are a little greasy."