After dinner, it was still some time before dark and the sun had not yet set, so several cousins ​​took Su Ziling and her sister out for a walk.

Going all the way into the mountains, when passing by the ground, Su Ziling's eyes were completely caught by some randomly discarded black things.

If she guessed correctly, these should be konjac, right?

Seeing Su Ziling squatting on the side of the road, peeing here and there, she just wouldn't leave, and some of her cousins ​​came back.

"What's wrong, cousin? Can't you walk?"

Su Ziling shook her head. When she raised her head, her eyes were bright and a little scary.

Li Zeqi was completely stunned.

"Cousin, what is this?"

He came back to his senses and touched his nose, "This thing? I don't know. It can't be eaten. It reproduces very quickly. It's all over the ground. Moreover, the seedlings grow fatter than corn trees and they won't die." . Take a look at this field of corns and look around, and you will see the ones that pop up."

Speaking of this thing, his face was full of resentment, "Look, I dug it out, smashed it into several pieces, and dried it on the roadside. It won't die. When I dug it out at first, everyone thought it was edible, but some people took it back and tried it. , the whole family was gone the next day.”

"It was only then that everyone realized that this thing was inedible, and it couldn't be killed. So they dug it into several pieces in the ground, and a few would grow in the next year. More and more of them would grow. There was no other way, so everyone dug them up and took them out to dry on the roadside. You see, I have been exposed to the sun for two months and I haven’t seen any signs of death.”

After being exposed to the sun, most of them have wilted, but they are all sprouting, probably because they cannot absorb nutrients. The leaves are very small and yellow to a bit transparent.

"Come on, cousin, let's go into the mountains, hunt some pheasants and rabbits, and roast them when we come back." Second cousin Li Mujin said.

"I'm not going!" Su Ziling waved her hand, why go to the mountains? The ones on this road are the big treasures!

Everyone, look at me, and I'll look at you.

But Su Zimu still understood Su Ziling, "Sister, if you look at it so carefully, is this thing edible?"

Su Ziling gave him a thumbs up and began to pick and choose.

"No, cousin, you really can't eat this stuff, it will kill you!"

Several cousins ​​were anxious.

Only Su Zimu heard that it was edible, so he started to help find it.

Li Mulan pulled him, "Er Niu, don't be ridiculous, this is really inedible!"

"Cousin, don't worry. My sister said you can eat it, so you can definitely eat it!"

Li Zimu secretly muttered in his heart: His sister is someone who even made and ate human fungi, how could this little black pimple stop her!

Everyone said that the fungus was poisonous. Look, they ate it and are now alive and kicking!

Seeing the worried cousins, Su Zimu stood up and comforted them, "Okay, okay, you believe me, sister," he said, patting their shoulders in a pretentious manner, "Let me tell you something. Son."

He lowered his voice, and the five people looked at each other and muttered.

Li Mulan: "Fuck!"

Su Zimu covered his mouth and glanced at Su Ziling secretly. Seeing that she didn't pay attention, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Keep your voice down, my sister won't let you talk."

Li Mulan nodded and lowered his voice, "Did you really eat the fungus?"

Su Zimu nodded, "That can still be false. Our whole family ate it, red, yellow, black, all kinds of colors. We ate two meals."

Li Mulan: "Aren't you afraid of eating and having the whole family lie down together?"

Su Zimu: "..."

Suddenly I don’t want to pay attention to him!

Li Zeqi thought the same thing in his heart, but he couldn't say it. He coughed and slapped Li Mulan in the face to signal him to stop talking.

Then he looked at Su Zimu and said, "Cousin, please continue."

"I'm telling you, that fungus is really delicious, especially when paired with steamed buns. It's amazing. I ate three steamed buns in a row."

"Didn't it say it's poisonous and can't be eaten?"

"Yes, didn't you say that someone in the village was troubled?"

"How do I know this? But what my sister means is that it is indeed poisonous, but others won't do it. If you eat it, it will cause trouble. Maybe they do it in the wrong way, so I think this black pimple should also be able to do it." Eat, it’s just that you don’t know how to do it, that’s why you’re causing trouble.”

"Like this?"

"Definitely, my sister said that many foods can be poisonous if they are not cooked properly or if the time is not enough. The simplest ones are like beans. If you do not cook them for a long time, you will cause vomiting and diarrhea. This is also poisoning. .”

Several brothers looked at each other and said, "It turns out that beans can also be poisoned!"

Li Muxin: "No wonder we had diarrhea after eating what grandma and eldest aunt cooked, but my grandma doesn't know how to cook it. I always thought it was because I caught a cold, and I never suspected that the beans were undercooked!"

"Me too, me too, I always thought it was because I was in poor health, so I ate an extra bowl with every meal, thinking of eating more to stay strong!"

Su Zimu: "..."

Su Zimu suddenly sympathized with them. What a life they were living! It’s not easy to live to such an old age!

And he completely forgot that when Su Ziling didn't cook, Su's mother did the same thing in the past. After all, they were both from Lao Li's family, and their cooking skills were surprisingly the same.

"Then..." The boss, Li Zeqi, hesitated, "What do you say about this black lump?"

He didn't know what this thing was called, but when Su Zimu called it, he followed suit.

"What can I say? It's something that can make my sister's eyes sparkle. I'm telling you, it's absolutely the best. People who are so picky like her like to eat it, that means it's really delicious!"

Li Mulan rolled up his sleeves, "Then what are you waiting for? Pick it up!"

Angrily, "Everyone move home!"

Su Ziling just glanced at them and continued to pick and choose.

Su Zimu squatted beside her, "Sister, whatever you choose, we'll be with you!"

Su Ziling raised her eyebrows, "Aren't you going to go into the mountains?"

"No entry!" What a ghost! If this thing is really edible, wouldn't it be a big deal?

Several brothers are busy.

"Pick the big ones, the ones with enough moisture, the good ones."

"Got it!"

"Roger that!"

"start!"

Several cousins ​​joined the team looking for konjac with high spirits.

"Cousin, how about this?" The boss, Li Zeqi, found a particularly big one, hugged it and ran over.

"can."

Li Zelan was not to be outdone, "Cousin, cousin, where is this?"

"good!!"

In this way, you and I found out a lot of good things.

Just like that, the group of people just came out and went back again.

The difference is that everyone has more or less black bumps on their hands.

Same opening line, same words, just different people shouting them.

Li Mulan held the konjac and rushed in like a little firecracker, "Grandma, Grandma, come and see what good stuff my cousin has found!"

The voice was so loud that even after he finished speaking, the mountains were still echoing.

"What good stuff?"

When Grandma Li came out of the house, she saw several people hugging a few black lumps. The smile on her face instantly disappeared.

Then she began to look around for something. When she saw her like this, several young men from the Li family looked at each other, put down the konjac and ran out the door with a tacit understanding.

Grandma Li finally found the broom. Holding the broom in her hand, she rushed out as fast as flying.

"How many bastards! How dare you take this thing from home? Ah? You don't have a long memory, do you?"

"Grandma, we don't want it, it's my cousin. My cousin asked me to get it." Li Mulan cried like a ghost.

"Fart! She doesn't know the situation, how can you still know? I think you are just itchy!"

"Grandma, stop chasing me!! Someone is watching!"

"You will have a better memory when someone is watching you. Day by day, can you save me some worries?"

"Don't run, little bastard, stop right here!"

"Stop?" Li Mulan sneered, "Stop and let me hit you? I'm not stupid!"

"Fourth, please stop saying a few words!"

"That's right, what I meant to say is that it's enough to chase a cup of tea. You are so excited that you can't even get a stick of incense?"

Li Mulan: "What should we do?"

"Of course I'm asking for help, you're stupid!"

"Cousin, help me!"

"My grandma killed someone!!"

Su Ziling: "..."

Su Ziling and Su Zimu in the yard didn't react at all.

I just felt a whoosh behind me, and several cousins ​​were gone.

There was another "whoosh" in front of me, a gust of wind blew past, and Grandma Li was gone!

The two of them looked at each other, listening to the conversations and screams outside, and for a moment they didn't know whether to go in or wait for me in the courtyard.

No wonder Grandma Li said to Li Peilan when we first met, your small body is probably not as strong as mine, but now it seems that you can't compare!

The screams outside continued, and Su Zimu looked at her, "What should we do? Can we save her?"

Su Ziling: "How to save?"

Su Zimu turned around and saw Li Peilan walking towards him with a stick. He put the konjac into Su Ziling's hand and ran away.

Su Ziling: "???"

what's the situation?

"Su Zimu!!! Stop!"

Li Peilan rushed out like a gust of wind.

Su Ziling nodded, well, it seems that her mother-in-law is indeed no match for her grandmother.

"Sister, save me!!!"

Su Ziling: "..."

She was thinking, should she follow suit? Otherwise, would it look out of place?

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