I am a dimension demon in American comics
Chapter 90: 1 mouthful of noodles and 1 mouthful of garlic!
Li Yi pushed Sun Wukong's hand away, asking him to calm down, and then said in a calm tone: "Things are very complicated and require a long time to explain!"
Sun Wukong pointed to the alchemy furnace below, and then hammered it hard with the golden hoop, only to find that there was nothing wrong with the alchemy furnace.
He said speechlessly: "It's okay, we have plenty of time now! Speak slowly, don't be in a hurry, as long as you are not afraid of us being roasted!"
Sun Wukong is indeed a ruthless monkey, with the real fire of samadhi. He can still endure it when it roasts him like this.
Although looking at the veins all over his body, he probably doesn’t feel well!
Li Yi lay leisurely and said: "This matter started from a long, long time ago.
Anyway, in order to prosper in the West, they had to take advantage of a chance and obtain the consent of Taozu, and then formulated a plan called Journey to the West!
Just find four unlucky guys, set off from the most prosperous mortal dynasty of that era, and go to Lingshan Mountain in the west to obtain the true scriptures.
Many disasters will happen to the group traveling to the West, and they will eventually be publicized. In the end, the four unlucky guys will return to the East after obtaining the scriptures.
Taking advantage of this incident, Buddhism can take the opportunity to spread in the East and increase luck! "
Sun Wukong said anxiously: "So, can you get to the point quickly? Why are you talking about these unlucky people?"
Li Yi pointed at Sun Wukong and said directly: "Unlucky guy!"
"You are the unlucky one! You~" Sun Wukong was suddenly stunned, and instantly understood what Li Yi meant?
Sun Wukong looked at Li Yi with disbelief and said: "So you mean, my whole life has been arranged!
No, I'm not convinced! So what if it’s arranged? Those bald donkeys really thought I was obedient! joke! "
Li Yi saw Sun Wukong going crazy and quickly took a few steps back. Needless to say, the alchemy furnace didn't look big from the outside, but it was quite big inside.
Li Yi said from a distance: "Because you are transformed from the Sky-Mending Stone left by Nuwa to patch the sky, you have great luck and good talent.
So Buddhism has your mind set on you, but Bald Donkey is afraid that you won’t be able to withstand the disaster on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures.
So they came up with some benefits, letting you eat good food in Pantaoyuan, Pantao Club and Tushita Palace, and then let Taishang Laojun help you refine it.
Develop an indestructible body and a fiery golden eye, which will turn you into a human shield so you can withstand damage when the time comes! "
Sun Wukong went crazy for a while, but after a while he calmed down. Hearing these words, he laughed sarcastically again.
"So I have to thank those bald donkeys! What a joke!"
Sun Wukong sarcastically said, as if he suddenly thought of something, he suddenly looked at Li Yi and said curiously: "Then why did you come in?
Are you also the unlucky guy who learned from the experience? "
Li Yi waved his hand, "How is it possible? You are not joking. I have something to do with Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun saw that I was a little weak, so he took this opportunity to help me replenish my body! "
Sun Wukong took a good look at Li Yi at this time, and suddenly found that Li Yi was completely different from himself.
For his own Samadhi True Fire, he just roasted it directly, while for Li Yi, the Samadhi True Fire kept wrapping it up, stroking Li Yi's body like a warm little hand.
He even deliberately bypassed the clothes Li Yi was wearing, and all his clothes were stripped off.
Compared with Li Yi, this treatment is completely different!
The puzzled expression on Sun Wukong's face made Li Yi smile slightly, "Sometimes it is absolutely impossible without immortal stones!"
Then Li Yi waved his hand and shouted directly outside the alchemy furnace.
"Golden Spirit and Silver Spirit, give Sun Wukong a set meal, don't do it so hard, it hurts so much!
Ben Tianjun pays for his consumption! "
A cheerful voice came from outside the alchemy furnace, "Okay, look at you!"
Sun Wukong instantly felt the true fire of Samadhi burning his body, and it didn't hurt that much! This is a little comfortable!
Regarding this scene, Sun Wukong didn't know what to say in his barren mind.
Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Li Yi ignored Sun Wukong and lay happily in the alchemy furnace, enjoying it.
Sun Wukong was meditating on whether what Li Yi said before was true or false!
The more I think about it, the more I realize something is a coincidence!
After a long time, Sun Wukong said, "Why did you tell me this? Aren't you afraid of Buddhism?"
Li Yi, who was lying in the alchemy furnace with his eyes closed, said, "I am an outsider and the youngest disciple of Tao Ancestor.
So what if I tell you, the worst I can do is run away! As a Taoist disciple, Buddhism doesn't dare to be cruel to me!
Besides, those bald donkeys are the most shameless and have many methods. They are not afraid that you will not listen to them! "
Sun Wukong instantly felt that his future was dark, but he refused to accept it! You must know that you are the Monkey King, the Monkey King!
......
In the peach garden, the bare peach trees made the peach garden look a little desolate.
A group of uninvited guests broke in!
The Land Master was in his underground mansion, eating ordinary food.
Even for gods, they are too simple and have no aura at all. They are just some pasta in the mortal world!
At this time, a thumping sound came from the ceiling of the land master's house.
The Tu Tuye knew that someone from above was looking for him, and he quickly prepared to go up.
During this time, several figures directly used the art of escaping from the earth to reach the underground room of Lord Tutu.
After the Tutu Master saw who was coming, he was so frightened that his legs went weak.
The people who came were none other than Erlang Shen, the god of justice, his barking dog, and six of his subordinates, the famous Six Brothers of Meishan.
How is this going? Could it be that Erlangshen is also going to cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace, even reaching Pantaoyuan?
But why are you looking at me like that? I am just a weak and helpless little land!
The Tutu Master took a deep breath, calmed down, and said to Erlang Shen respectfully.
"I wonder what the Holy Lord Xian Sheng did to come to this small land of mine?
If you need my help with anything, I'm definitely busy, just ask! "
Erlang Shen smiled and sat on a bench in the Tuye Master's house.
While laughing, he said: "I heard that Sun Wukong ate all the peaches in the peach garden you were in charge of!
Some people say this is fake and that all the flat peaches have been enriched by others. Do you think this is true? "
The Earth Master’s legs went weak and he almost knelt down, but after thinking about it, didn’t the entire heaven know about this?
What are you panicking about? He was full of confidence and said directly and righteously: "Zhenjun Erlang, there is a misunderstanding!
How could I possibly do this? That’s what Sun Wukong ate all! "
Erlang Shen waved his hand, and his six Meishan brothers immediately began to search the house.
Use magic to explore everywhere!
Erlangshen didn't make any moves, he just looked at the land, which made his hair stand on end!
Suddenly Erlang Shen pointed at the noodles on the table and said, "One bite of noodles and one bite of garlic, and you're done with dinner?"
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