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The 500-year period has arrived! At this time, at Lingshan Mountain in the West Heaven, Tathagata Buddha's face was beaming with joy!

The Great Leiyin Temple, which should have been glittering with golden light and full of Buddha's light, was now a little dim.

After all, the original halo of merit on the heads of the Arhat Bodhisattvas now no longer exists.

With so many less luminous things, it’s natural to get darker!

Although the past 500 years have been a bit miserable, it is okay. The hard days are over.

Tathagata Buddha believed that as long as the journey to the west was over, Buddhism would spread widely in the East.

Everything lost will surely come back! And come back for more!

At this time, the sound that Tathagata Buddha did not want to hear the most came from outside Daleiyin Temple.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva rushed over and shouted: "My dear, something bad has happened!"

Tathagata Buddha's eyes were filled with helplessness, as if he was saying don't force me to whip you when I'm happy.

Then he said with a hint of tiredness: "What happened again?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly replied: "Because the 500-year period has come.

I went down to earth to check it out, and found out that Wuzhishan was now a tourist attraction in the mortal world with people coming and going!

Sun Wukong has no worries about food and clothing at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and there are people playing games with him. He has become a new professional otaku in the world!

I have no intention of traveling to the West, and I no longer covet freedom! "

When Tathagata Buddha heard this, his eyes shook, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!

So how does the Five Directions Reveal Truth work? Why wasn't this reported? "

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked a little embarrassed, "Well, when they were preparing to report it, I thought they were just ordinary people and didn't say anything if it wasn't a big deal!"

Tathagata Buddha pointed at Guanyin Bodhisattva, as if he had a lot to say, but he was stuck in his mouth!

Tathagata Buddha keeps suppressing his anger. He cannot be angry. He cannot be angry. I am Tathagata Buddha. How can I say dirty words!

After Tathagata Buddha calmed down, he asked Guanyin Bodhisattva again.

"The original Sha Monk Zhu Bajie, Tang Monk, and my apprentice Jin Chanzi on the journey to the West will not have any accidents, right?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Tathagata Buddha and whispered: "After Zhu Bajie was reincarnated, he became a pig in a pig farm and was raised on an assembly line.

You can't become a spirit at all! He died soon and is now back in heaven! "

Tathagata Buddha felt his head hurt, suppressed the anger in his heart, and then asked: "What about Sha Monk?"

"The Liusha River has been cured because of ordinary people's sand control.

Now I hide in the river all day, and I am also addicted to short videos and being a host. I heard it is quite popular! "

Tathagata Buddha seemed to be aware of a problem, "Isn't he being pierced back and forth by flying swords more than 100 times every week?

Is it possible that he doesn't want to be freed either? "

Guanyin Bodhisattva weakly replied: "He gave the Jade Emperor a fairy stone.

Because of the good attitude, the punishment is reduced! And Tang Monk! "

Tathagata Buddha is in a hurry, Tang Monk is his disciple, so he must not let anything happen!

"What's wrong with Tang Monk? Tell me quickly!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little embarrassed to say it, but he still said it, "Jiang Liu'er, he was discovered when he was floating in the river.

He was admitted to an orphanage, passed nine years of compulsory education, and with his own hard work, he was admitted to university and became a scientist!

Not even a monk now! "

Tathagata Buddha spurted out blood and pointed at Guanyin Bodhisattva, speechless for a long time.

He shouted loudly: "This kind of thing is not a trivial matter, right?

Why don't you report it? I'll entrust you with such an important matter! you! "

Guanyin Bodhisattva took out a merit halo from the jade purification bottle and placed it behind his head.

"I'm sorry, there is no merit in following you. Now I am following the heaven!"

After saying this, a large group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats changed their clothes and put on halos of merit in the Great Leiyin Temple.

He looked at Tathagata Buddha with regret on his face, and then flew towards the heaven in a very orderly manner.

I don’t pretend anymore, I show my cards!

Buddhism's luck is declining rapidly, just like the floodgates are releasing water!

After a while, Tathagata Buddha looked at the Great Leiyin Temple with only three melons and two dates left. For a moment, he didn't know what to say!

Two tears flashed across the corners of his eyes, and he murmured: "Two saints!

Why don't you come and help me with this kind of thing? Can you bear to watch Buddhism decline? "

After a long time without any response, Tathagata Buddha hurriedly ran down from the golden lotus.

An Arhat looked at Tathagata Buddha's reaction and seemed to have some hope in his heart.

He asked aloud: "Buddha is in such a hurry, does he have any backup plan?"

Tathagata Buddha ignored Arhat and shouted in the direction of heaven: "Guanyin, take me with you!"

......

Of course, Tathagata Buddha did not really seek refuge in heaven, even if he wanted to, he would not be able to.

After all, there are still two saints behind Buddhism, although I know it through the grapevine.

Among the many journey-to-the-west worlds, this world's journey to the west has failed and has been abandoned by two saints.

But the face that should be given must still be given!

The Tathagata Buddha became depressed and went back to Xitian Lingshan to support his Buddhism!

As for the journey to the west, it was completely blown! Just kidding, Male Number One, Male Number Two, Male Number Three, and Male Number Four all had accidents.

Mortals in the world are living happily now, and industrial power has greatly increased productivity.

Everyone’s happiness index is very high! Coupled with the development of entertainment, who has the time to believe in Buddhism!

If you have this skill, you might as well have faith in the God of Science, and at least you can bless yourself to pass every exam!

Nowadays, before ordinary people take exams, they must worship Wenquxing in liberal arts, and they must worship the God of Science in science.

Li Yi was surprised to find that he had a large circle of followers, especially during every major exam in the mortal world.

What high school entrance examination! College entrance examination! Postgraduate entrance examination! To my surprise, this is yes!

Li Yi also collected a large circle of little fans in heaven.

Although they are all newly ascended immortals, although they are a bit unconventional, they like to wear some steel armor, high technology and so on!

But the admiration for himself is real, and Li Yi said it was very helpful.

Their different ways of thinking also injected great vitality into the heaven, and the entire heaven became full of vitality.

Coupled with the fact that the treasury of heaven was full, the Jade Emperor directly supported them with a wave of his hand.

A different world of Journey to the West appeared, and Li Yi was a little surprised when he saw it.

Let’s not mention the technology immortals for the moment. It feels weird that this immortal in heaven has a halo of merit behind him!

But it’s normal, after all, there are the most things like this in Heaven! It’s all paid as salary now!

But it’s time to leave this world! Li Yi left the anchor point and came back to have a look next time he is free.

"Go home!"

Li Yi's figure gradually disappeared from this world. This incident made the Jade Emperor angry and glared.

"Damn! We are playing a game solo, and you run away after touching your head, right? Okay, okay!"

Li Yi left a voice that reached the Jade Emperor's ears, "The game is over, why don't you run away?"

"Tch, I know how to play the role of mother!"