Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

"Woman, you succeeded in irritating me."

Lu Xun lifted Liu Yifei's chin and smiled mischievously.

He thought of the clips in the small video in the hidden folder on the D drive of his friend's computer. He never expected that Liu Yifei was also a member of the same group and had such a unique hobby.

In fact, I am not hungry or thirsty at all. On the contrary, my body and heart refuse it. After all, I have just eaten.

But...Liu Yifei didn't talk about martial arts. She asked him if he could do it as soon as he came up, and the taunting skill was maxed out immediately. His uncle could tolerate it, and his aunt could tolerate it, but he couldn't. After all, he was not a Ninja Turtle.

Moreover, he put his hands behind his back, raised his head and chest, and his eyes were full of contempt. Who was he looking down on?

"Brother Xun, you won't always be tough-talking, right? If you have the ability, you will bully me."

Liu Yifei stretched her neck proudly like a white swan.

Lu Xun hugged Liu Yifei's legs forcefully, causing her upper part to pass over his shoulders and droop down.

He freed his right hand and slapped the round mountain ridge rhythmically.

Soon they arrived at the bedroom where Liu Yifei rested.

I don’t know when the bed sheets were replaced with new ones. The maroon bed sheets are full of celebration, stimulating people’s senses and inspiring...

The youthful body collides with the most splendid fireworks.

Lu Xun is like a great master of martial arts in the world, using eighteen kinds of martial arts including spear, stick, whip, mace, hook, club, halberd, spear, etc.

It was like a door to a new world had been opened for her, unlocking new postures one after another.

Before, she always thought that "kneeling and licking" was just an adjective, but after Lu Xun taught her everything, she realized that it was actually a set of powerful martial arts techniques.

It is easy to kill the enemy and throw away his armor, and the enemy will be defeated thousands of miles away.

The next day, the morning light showed slightly, and the forest and grass were covered with white frost, dotted like snow rice cakes covered with frosting.

……

Nothing to do today, just go to Feifei and drink coffee.

Flamingo Cafe is the most beautiful place in the university town. Business is always very popular and there is always a long queue.

However, business is not so hot in the early morning. After all, college students are night owls, and some have to do manual labor at night. Very hard, unlike Lu Xun. Carrying the Nutrition Express with you, you can use the Yiyang Finger skill on yourself at any time to replenish nutrition and be able to roar like a tiger or a dragon in no time.

"Brother Xun, your coffee."

The moisturized Liu Yifei was even more moisturized and smooth, and she was running around happily with a happy face. She was even afraid of tiring Brother Xun even for such trivial tasks as going to the front desk to serve coffee.

Whatever she can do, she will never burden Brother Xun. Brother Xun will only be responsible for doing what she can't do. The main theme is 'I will pamper my man'.

Lu Xun took it with a smile: "Yes."

Liu Yifei followed Lu Xun's gaze and saw a girl with short ear-length hair sitting there. She was wearing cool casual clothes, but her appearance was not outstanding, and she felt a sense of bitterness in her heart.

"Brother Xun, what's wrong?"

[As a scumbag, you should say: "I wanted to deal with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in exchange was contempt and insult. Now I have shown my cards, I am an invincible scumbag."]

"It's okay, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. I thought I'd been discovered after hiding for so long. Okay, I won't pretend anymore, I'll show my cards right and I'm an invincible scumbag."

Lu Xun's eyes were melancholy, but he spoke very seriously. He knew that sooner or later such a day would come, but it still came a little early. Mu Meimei, who weighed more than 200 pounds, lost weight to 100 pounds in one day. It was impossible not to attract attention. Take the opportunity to add a bit of mystery to yourself, and at the same time add a layer of protective color to the system.

But what he did was, in Liu Yifei's eyes, the most handsome way of pretending to be 13, and it was really faked.

[Scumbag value +1]

"Brother Xun, why don't we stop drinking the coffee and let's go?" Liu Yifei suggested, feeling very confused and confused.

"It's a blessing, not a curse, but you can't avoid it. What's supposed to come will always come, and you can't hide forever." Lu Xun seemed to be comforting her, and he was also comforting himself. Although he was a scumbag in a strict sense, he didn't do anything outrageous or bad.

Moreover, Mu Meimei and Liu Yifei, who had been trashed by him, seemed to have fallen into a honey jar, bursting with happiness.

Therefore, not only did he fail, but it actually increased the overall happiness index of mankind. In this case, he should be awarded a personal contribution award to the Human Happiness Index.

Sure enough, the cool girl in the corner moved, her expression was indifferent, no, to be precise, she was expressionless and she kept strangers away.

"I heard that you like girls to treat you to milk tea?" Lan Yanyu tried her best to smile, but her voice still smelled like ice.

According to the information she had, after Lu Xun was dumped, he cheated on two girls in three days. She would not have come unless her superiors asked her to leave by name.

In her eyes, all scumbags should be physically eliminated!

[As a scumbag, you should say: Sir, I just drank milk tea, there is no need to alarm your boss, right? 】

"As long as you don't let me spend money, you can drink anything. I have rich experience in being a pretty girl and am very professional. Do you want to buy me a cup of coffee?"

Lu Xun did not answer directly, but took the initiative to ask for help. It can be seen that she hates herself, so she doesn't mind adding more fuel to the fire. It would be great if she can disgust the other person.

[Scumbag value +1]

"What do you like about him?"

Lan Yanyu asked about Liu Yifei instead. Liu Yifei was very beautiful. Some differences would not be noticeable if you didn't pay attention.

"It's my business that I like him, so who are you to point fingers?" Liu Yifei was not polite at all, and she would not say that she liked Lu Xun and be rough with her.

After saying that, he took the initiative to stick to Lu Xun and show off.

"If you don't invite me to drink coffee, don't delay our coffee drinking."

It was Liang... no, it was Liu Yifei who gave him the courage to fight back directly.

"Okay, I'll buy you coffee and let's talk?"

Lan Yanyu decided to endure it for the sake of her mission.

At this time, a long-haired beauty stepped on red high heels and lightly opened her seductive red lips: "Brother Xun, can I treat you to a big cup of Bobo milk tea?"

[As a scumbag, you should say: Children only do multiple-choice questions, and I want them all. 】

"Which of you will come first? Let me discuss it."

Lu Xun suddenly felt comfortable. Before, he had no choice but to try his best.

Now that it has become Xiangbobo, it has a lot of room for maneuver.

When it comes to selling, of course, whoever offers more benefits, good treatment, and great benefits will follow.

Under the same conditions, he prefers to make deals with women who drink big cups of Bobo milk tea.

"What do you mean?"

Lan Yanyu is not polite to her sister at all. She has always disliked her half-sister since she was a child.

"Good sister, what do you mean? Sister, I mean the same thing. Don't say that my sister bullies you, let you go first this time."

After saying that, Lan Bingyu looked at Lu Xun again and said, "Wait until I treat you to milk tea!"