Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Xiao Lu's face was pale and his body was very weak, as if he was in urgent need of nutritional supplements after doing something bad.

In the past few days, during the day, his ears were filled with the sounds of humming, humming, humming, humming, humming, humming, and humming, and at night, there was always the sound of fireworks and firecrackers crackling.

It was obviously more than half a month before the Chinese New Year, but the girls in Villa No. 19 secretly set off fireworks and firecrackers without inviting him to the scene to observe, which was really too much.

It was simply that his uncle could bear it, and his aunt could bear it, so he had to bear it.

"Xiao Ma, I think I may be dying. Can you save me some action movies?" Xiao Lu asked again.

"No, you are already like this. If I let you see it again, I will harm you! I'd better send you to the hospital for a checkup."

Xiao Ma refused righteously. Those middle school dads and magical girls could not be seen by Xiao Lu, otherwise he would die.

"Oh, forget it, just let me die alone in this cold winter!"

After saying that, Xiao Lu's eyelids drooped and he fell asleep.

......

In the past few days, Lu Xun was in good spirits and in great condition.

Instead of being exhausted by the protracted battles, they conquered the hills one by one and tore down the bunkers one by one.

After three days and three nights of non-stop crazily gaining experience, some skills finally became 100/100. Only One Finger Ecstasy was only 17/100, while One Yang Finger was 206/100. The extra 106 times were Lu Xun. Recharge yourself like crazy.

If he wants his skill One Finger Ecstasy to become 100/100, he still needs to conquer... no, be kept by 26 women.

This is a story about a river of sadness. If calculated based on the length of time, he could only spend the rest of his life in bed.

Unless there is a new bug that can be stuck.

Before they gathered around him, Lu Xun opened the system interface tremblingly during the precious free time while squatting in the toilet, hoping to see some highlights that he had not discovered before.

【.....For detailed skills, please click ⊕】

Lu Xun pressed ⊕ without hesitation. As a platinum member, he is so willful. Sure enough, the new detailed instructions have been updated and revised. The most critical sentence is [Remove gender restrictions for skill points that have reached 100. (Note: The host can always use it on itself.)]

There is also an additional sentence in the skill description of One Finger Ecstasy [Each person is limited to 10 times, and each use after 3 times will deduct 1000 scumbag points. 】

Just as Lu Xun was about to turn off the system interface, a line of small words caught his attention. The system version 2.0 is about to return... so stay tuned.

They were stunned for several seconds, until a delicate devilish voice sounded outside the door: "Brother Xun, are you okay? I want to go to the toilet too."

"Sister Yan, there is not only one bathroom in the villa. Can't you go to the other one? I'm planning something big." Lu Xun's legs trembled. Friction will cause heat, and the iron pestle will grind into needles! At the beginning, he still had some rest time, and everyone was not too presumptuous.

Later, only time to go to the toilet was a rare freedom.

Now I even have to wait for too long in the bathroom...

"Brother Xun, you are not in the other bathrooms! Haven't you always wanted to hug me on both sides, with the beauty by your side? Is it because we have made you uncomfortable these days? Or do you want to fall in love with someone else again?"

Yang Yan's gentle and sweet voice sounded like a devil's whisper to Lu Xun.

"No, Sister Yan, my brother is letting go of his life. He has reached the superb state where emptiness is color and color is emptiness."