Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Brother Dragon King Baili Wuyou kept staring at the old man. He was curious about where the big shark came from in this small hotpot restaurant.

Until... I saw the old man pick up the fish bag and fish it out in the fish tank.

"Little Shark, it's not that I'm cruel, but someone named you to eat you. Don't worry... I will definitely sell you at a good price."

At this time, the bastard kicked up his four legs and wanted to come up.

The old man turned his face aside and shouted: "You are a coward, why are you joining in the fun? Get away."

The net fish was stirred up and the tortoise was driven away.

When Yuduo surfaced, even the Dragon King's elder brother Baili Wuyou's eyes widened.

He saw...a carp about twenty inches.

This...is this a fucking big shark?

"Young man, let me weigh you first."

The old man smiled and carried the net fish to the upper side, and then said with a smile: "The net weight is eighteen catties and eight liang and eight cents. Hey, the young man is very lucky. The number is quite auspicious!"

"Old man, should we take out the fish first and then weigh it?"

Senior Brother Dragon King suddenly became very timid.

"Well, this is the net weight, I added the gross weight. Don't worry, the old man has been running the store for hundreds of years, and his main product is children. It's fair to say it's fair. If you think it's not good, don't eat it. Okay, old man, I’m easy to talk to.”

The old man looked at the two catties displayed on the scale and joked nonsense with a smile.

His grandma stayed up most of the night and had to eat fish, right?

If your uncle doesn’t try to trick you, I will no longer be your uncle, but your aunt.

"Okay, just be a little heavy. Old man, but this is a carp."

"Do you even need to tell me this? I'm not blind, so I know it's a carp."

"But what I want to eat is a boiled shark!"

Senior Brother Dragon King Baili Wuyou repeated it again, he felt something was wrong.

"So...old man, I just gave her a new name: Big Shark. I'll just add some water and stew it until it becomes a paste."

"Uncle, aren't you fooling people?"

Senior Brother Dragon King Baili Wuyou's scalp was numb. He suddenly wanted to return to Kunlun. The water in the human world was too deep and he couldn't control it.

But the master repeatedly told him that he did not dare to offend the old man.

If you don't report your master's name, you can just walk away. At worst, you can boil the shark in water and not eat it.

But, it's good now, it's definitely impossible to leave.

I can only bite the bullet and admit defeat.

"Young man, since your attitude is pretty good, the original price is 1,808,888 yuan. I'll give you a fraction of that. You only need to pay 1,808,880 yuan." Eighty yuan is enough.”

As he spoke, the old man showed his big, bright white teeth, shining with a sharp cold light.

Co-authored... Just adding a zero means I lost eight yuan. Am I short of that eight yuan?

"Old man, can I stop eating?"

Senior Brother Dragon King Baili Wuyou asked weakly, it doesn't matter if he doesn't want to eat the fish, he is not a stupid fish, how can a fish be so expensive?

"Okay, but you also have to pay me 1,888,888 yuan."

The old man smiled even more happily. He happened to save another fish and two liters of water, and he made a huge profit of dozens of dollars.

"Old man, if I want to eat, I will definitely pay for it, but if I don't want to eat, it would be a bit unreasonable to ask for so much, right?"

Since he could not convince others with force, the Dragon King Senior Brother Baili Wuyou could only choose to convince others with reason.

"It's not the fish that's expensive, it's your uncle, I'll take action! Young man, you're still a little short of heat, just a little bit of heat, you know?"