Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Lu Feikuai is so stupid...

Therefore, it is normal for Xiao Lu and Xiao Ma to stick to the wall of Villa No. 19.

In fact, they also wanted to go in and have a look, but they were afraid of losing their jobs.

Men, if they don’t have money, they won’t be able to toughen their backs. As for whether they are tough in other aspects, they probably won’t be able to toughen their temper either?

Xiao Lu has the happiest trouble: he can always hear many melancholy sounds.

Villa No. 19, there was a lot of noise all night, and he was swollen for almost the whole night.

Xiao Lu has met the hostess of No. 19, she is a big... beauty.

I once imagined that if I could be like the security guard in the novel, I would be cheating.

You must first accept the big sister of No. 19.

In fact... the second half of his dream has been realized, and he heard the beautiful voice of Big Big Sister.

Unfortunately, that man is not him.

Xiao Lu had noticed that man and had to admit that he was only a little more handsome than him.

Therefore, he had to feel aggrieved and lower the status of God in his heart.

Previously, Heavenly King Lao Tzu ranked first, and he ranked second.

Now... that man was a bit more handsome than him, but he still had to be ranked second, so he had no choice but to move back.

"Xiao Lu, are you still calling?"

Xiao Ma felt itchy in his heart. He wished that his eyes could penetrate the thick wall in front of him and be the only audience at the scene. It's a pity that he only has good eyesight and does not have clairvoyance.

ihaveadream (I have a dream), I dream that one day I will have a pair of see-through eyes...

"Xiao Ma, who are you scolding?"

Xiao Lu couldn't hear the sound anymore and was feeling depressed.

It's a pity that he has great youth and pony every day, 1v1.

"I'm not scolding you, I'm talking about what's going on inside." Xiao Ma quickly explained that he is such a shrewd person, and Xiao Lu knew what bad idea he had as soon as he made a move.

Fortunately, I followed closely and finally heard some Fulgen.

"There's no movement inside. It should be over."

Xiao Lu said lonely, it's a pity that he hasn't arrived yet! Just one more minute, just one more minute... He could take a shower and change his underwear again.

well! A sigh started from the bottom of his heart, hovering above his head and lingering for a long time.

"It's so fast, but it's useless!" Xiao Ma complained happily. He finally found his confidence, but it's a pity that he is... a big beauty.

"I'm not happy. The sound started at 11:38 last night, and it has been seven hours and sixteen minutes now. There have been three pauses. The shortest one lasted about five seconds, and the longest one was When I fly off from get off work..."

Xiao Lu's mind was spinning very fast. Who said he was not good at math? It was just that he had not found a suitable interest. Otherwise, how can we say that interest is the best teacher, but this teacher is only theoretical and wants to show practical operation.

Do the math, the money you saved this year is enough for a blind date, right? I heard that the bride price has increased again, but unfortunately the salary is still stable. Xiaofang, who wanted to marry herself when she was a child, married the son of a contractor from a neighboring village.

Doesn’t it mean that working as a security guard will save you decades of detours?

why?

I won the world, but lost to her.

The urban routine is deep...I want to...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

After experiencing the baptism of the big waves, the joy in Yang Yan's eyes was quickly replaced by the emptiness in her heart.

"Sister Yan, do you want to talk? If you want to talk, just nod." Lu Xun made up his mind that he would never do this again next time, unless...