Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"Hey! Stop putting salt in it. If you add more salt, you can't eat it!"

"Who said that...Mr. Bai told me that it tastes better if it's salty!"

"It can't be so salty. Do you know how to cook?"

The third month since Bai Chu left.

In that stone house, Xiao Zhongli and Xiao Liuyun had a fierce quarrel, and Xiao Liuyun kept patting Zhongli on the head with his wings.

"If you add more salt, you can't eat it!"

The reason for their quarrel was simple: over a pot of noodles in the pot.

Bai Chu left, and the two little guys could only fumble around cooking. However, each other couldn't get used to the food they cooked.

As a result, such quarrels will occur from time to time.

"Why hasn't the teacher come back yet... Huh, when the teacher comes back, I will definitely file a complaint!"

"You..." Xiao Zhongli was about to cry.

"You will file a complaint! You are being shameless!"

"Hmph~" Xiao Liuyun snorted softly and raised his head proudly, "The teacher said it's normal for girls to act coquettishly~"

"Mr. Bai favors girls over boys!"

After the quarrel, the two little guys refused to admit defeat and ran to the side, ignoring each other.

In the end, Xiao Liuyun couldn't hold on any longer and patted Zhongli's head with his wings.

"Hey, when will the teacher come back?"

"What are you doing!" Xiao Zhongli immediately covered the area where he was photographed, glared at her viciously, and then snorted.

"Didn't Mr. Bai tell you everything? He'll be back in a month or two!"

"But it's been three months!"

When talking about this matter, Xiao Liuyun became a little angry.

It was clearly agreed that she would come back in a month or two and give her an environment exactly like the one on the mountain.

But it’s been three months now!

big liar!

"If he doesn't come back, I'll go back to the mountain!"

To be honest, she didn't know why she had to wait for Bai Chu here. It was obviously the first time for the two of them to meet.

Looking back now, am I a little stupid?

It was the first time we met, and because of that hazy feeling, I was abducted and brought back obediently.

"Then you go back..."

I didn't stop you...

Xiao Zhongli muttered softly. However, the next moment, he was hit by another wing.

"Huh, you told me to leave, but I won't!"

Hearing her arrogant voice, the corners of Zhongli's mouth twitched.

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are you crazy!

You said you were leaving several times!

Damn it, if I hadn't beaten you, that person would have taught him a lesson when he came back...

Wow, so angry!

Zhongli felt aggrieved.

"You two are really energetic. You seem to have a good relationship."

At this time, a smiling voice sounded. Hearing this voice, Zhongli and Liuyun turned their heads in unison, with surprise smiles on their faces.

"Mr. Bai!"

"teacher!"

I don't know when, Bai Chu was already standing at the door, looking at the two little guys with a smile.

Just as the two little guys were about to pounce, a little head suddenly popped out from behind Bai Chu. Its plum blossom-like eyes looked at each person and the bird curiously.

For a moment, the three little guys stood there and looked at each other.

"Bai Chu!"

The first to break the silence was the lively Hu Tao.

She pulled Bai Chu's clothes hard and looked at Xiao Liuyun with bright eyes.

"Did you hear it? The bird spoke!"

"Be quiet, didn't I tell you a long time ago?"

Bai Chu sighed, his tone was very helpless.

This kid, having energy is a good thing, but...

You are so energetic.

"But but!" Hu Tao's enthusiasm still did not diminish.

"Birds can talk! It's amazing!"

"Huh, since you said that, then I will forgive your rudeness."

Xiao Liuyun wanted to have a fit, but when she heard Hu Tao's excited compliments, she felt embarrassed for a moment. She snorted arrogantly, looked to the side with her bird's head raised, and said harshly.

By the way, why did he come back with a child after being away for two months?

Hey, why should I say it again?

"Mr. Bai..." Zhong Li had a puzzled expression on his face.

He could see that Hu Tao was not an immortal. He was different from him, Liu Yun Jiufeng and Bai Chu. He was just an ordinary human being.

So, why did Bai Chu bring her back?

"Because he is a die-hard lolicon."

The system suddenly made a sound and said something incoherently. In an instant, Bai Chu's face turned dark.

A dead lolicon?

I'm still alive! No, I'm not a lolicon!

"You still said you weren't." Just as he retorted, the system's disdainful voice sounded again.

"Keli, Zaoyu, Diona, Qiqi, Yaoyao, Nasida, and Dolly are all at full health, and the holy relics are purchased every day. You still say that you are not a lolita control?"

"This this…"

Bai Chuyi was speechless for a moment.

However, he still argued forcefully: "How can you call someone a lolicon if you like children's things? How can you accuse someone of their innocence out of thin air?"

"What kind of innocence? The day before yesterday, I saw you sending electricity to Nasida's wallpaper and saying you wanted to eat ice cream."

"Shh-save some face for me."

Bai Chu felt guilty.

Damn it, the dog system is spying on me!

What's wrong with liking cute girls? ah? What's wrong!

"I met this kid on the road, and he will live in the village from now on."

Bai Chu just said one sentence and had no intention of explaining anything. Xiao Zhongli said "Oh" and then looked at Hu Tao who looked excited.

This girl is very difficult to deal with.

At first glance, this idea came to his mind, and he couldn't help but shudder, and silently retreated behind Xiao Liuyun.

His instinct told him that he must not interact with this girl, otherwise it would be very troublesome.

Liu Yun is troublesome enough, but then Hu Tao comes... Really, if this happens again, he will run away from home.

"teacher!"

Xiao Liuyun suddenly ran over with fluttering wings, raised his head and patted him dissatisfiedly with his wings.

"Didn't you say you'd be back in a month or two? It's already been three months!"

"Well... something happened, I'm sorry."

Bai Chu smiled apologetically and touched Liu Yun's bird head. Liu Yun snorted softly. Although he looked dissatisfied, he did not throw away his hand.

"Are you hungry?"

"hungry!"

Bai Chu suddenly thought of a question.

Liuyun is a crane, so how does Zhongli usually cook?

Can she eat what Zhongli eats?

Moreover, she only has wings, so how can she hold chopsticks?

"Teacher, you are such an idiot!"

When he asked Liuyun, Xiao Liuyun raised his head and said proudly.

Then, under his astonished gaze, Liuyun transformed and his feathers flew away. Then, a little girl wearing a plain skirt, with fair skin and green hair flowing down like a waterfall, appeared in front of her.

At this time, the little girl had her hands on her hips, a proud smile on her chubby little face, and her green eyes were looking at him with twinkling eyes.

"Isn't it good like this~"

"…you…"

Bai Chuyi was speechless for a while.

So, is this how it was done?

so amazing!