Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

After a while...

"Wow!"

Gan Yu yelled, her face flushed, her eyes blurred, holding a large wine jar as tall as herself, spinning around on the grass.

Around her, several annoying adults smiled and pointed at her.

"Xiao Ganyu, if you can't drink it, don't drink it~"

"Bai Chu, you too, like to lie to children."

"Oh...Xiao Ganyu really can't handle any alcohol."

Although Tian Tianjun, the quietest Yixiao guide, did not go over to point fingers like these crooked immortals, he stood aside and looked at Xiao Ganyu with a smile.

"You guys..." Bai Chu stood next to a few crooked immortals, shook his head helplessly and sighed.

"Can't you be quieter like Yixiao or Zhongli?"

Really, everyone is here to watch the fun...

Bai Chu was a little amused when he saw Xiao Ganyu holding the wine jar and shaking his head, his face flushed from drinking.

Time goes back to two minutes ago——

"Come on, come on, fill it up."

Li Shui brought several large bowls and poured a large bowl of wine into each bowl, even Zhongli was no exception.

And Zhongli didn't look like he was going to refuse. Although he doesn't drink much, today is different, it's the Chinese New Year.

Therefore, he will drink a little bit.

The wine he collected could indeed be said to be fine. Once one person had a bowl, the aroma of wine was already overflowing in the yard.

"Hey...brother, is this delicious?"

Gan Yu was held in Bai Chu's arms, her little hands pressed on the table, and she looked curiously at the big bowl in front of her. Bai Chu smiled and nodded, with a mischievous smile on his lips.

"Xiao Ganyu, do you want to give it a try?"

"want!"

He originally planned to dip some of his chopsticks into it to tease Xiao Ganyu, but who knew...

Under the confused gazes of him and the other immortals, Xiao Ganyu picked up the bowl that was bigger than her head and drank it in one gulp.

And then...it became like this.

"Xiao Ganyu, come here."

Bai Chu clapped his hands with helplessness on his face and called Gan Yu softly, as if he was calling some small animal.

Gan Yu also heard his voice, stopped in a daze, looked in his direction and blinked, then a familiar silly smile appeared on his face.

"Hey hey hey... big brother, there are so many... so happy!"

"One big brother plays with me, one big brother plays with me, and two big brothers play with me..."

Bai Chu: "(^_^) "

This kid is quite single-minded, so he knows exactly what to play with.

"Hehe~ Big brother, come play with me~"

When he was helpless, Gan Yu threw the wine jar and stumbled towards the stone next to him. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and hugged Gan Yu, otherwise he would have sobered up immediately.

Of course, the wine jar was not so lucky. Xiao Ganyu smashed it to pieces, and the aroma of wine suddenly filled the entire courtyard.

"Ah, my wine!"

Xieyue was still pointing at Xiao Ganyu and laughing. As a result, I suddenly became extremely happy and sad, and my whole face wrinkled up.

This jar of wine is a fine wine that he has treasured for a long time and he doesn’t usually drink it!

That is to say, today is the Chinese New Year, so he would bear the pain and take out a jar. As a result...who knows how much he didn't drink, but now it's all spilled!

However, he couldn't take it out on Gan Yu. After all, Xiao Gan Yu was just a confused little fool.

So, he could only vent his anger on the culprit who made Gan Yu drink.

"Bai Chu, pay for my wine!"

"Huh? Is anyone talking?" Bai Chu picked up Xiao Ganyu and looked around confusedly, with some confusion on his face.

But immediately, this confusion disappeared.

"Oh, it seems that I have been too tired recently. I have been hearing hallucinations. I am getting old...Okay, what are you doing? Keep drinking~"

"Bai Chu!"

Peiyue is about to cry.

In contrast, the other immortals almost died laughing.

"Haha, there are stupid people, there are stupid people!"

The one who laughed the loudest was Rishui.

Then came True Lord Minghai Qixia. His laughter was so penetrating that Xieyue's face turned red on the spot when he laughed, and she almost became anxious.

Not only the two of them, but also the most calm Yi Xiao, could not help but want to laugh at this time. The three people sitting aside and not participating were already laughing at this time.

"Hahahaha~Zie Yue, Li Shui called you stupid! If it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it!"

After all, this person who was watching the excitement didn't take it too seriously. He patted the table and laughed while cheering.

However, before she could even say a word, she was lightly knocked on the head by Zhongli. Finally, he covered his head, stuck out his tongue, and closed his mouth obediently.

"teacher…"

Liu Yun stopped smiling, looked at Gan Yu who was holding Bai Chu in his arms and smiled helplessly, and sighed helplessly.

"Really...I told you that children can't drink."

"Hey, I didn't expect this kid Gan Yu to be so..."

Bai Chu was a little embarrassed, so he acted cute and tried to pass the test by being cute.

But it's a pity that he is not Wendy, and he does not have the face where a woman insists on being a man. So, looking at the cute Bai Chu, Liu Yun raised his head and looked at Bai Chu with some disgust.

"Teacher, you are already a dead old man, please don't make such a child-like expression."

"This is what makes a person old-hearted, you know..."

Seeing that she didn't respond, Bai Chu rolled his eyes, murmured in a low voice, and then hugged Xiao Ganyu tightly in his arms.

"Hey hey hey...big brother is so warm~"

"Is it warm? I have two warm babies attached to my body."

Looking at Xiao Ganyu who was drunk, Bai Chu smiled and scratched the tip of her nose. Then he took out a warm baby and stuck one into her clothes. Gan Yu giggled "hehe" twice, then hugged him and fell asleep.

The child was originally lethargic, and because he was drunk again, he acted mischievously for a while. Now that he was warm again, he fell asleep holding on to his clothes in a short while.

She was still fooling around just now, but as soon as he picked her up, she fell asleep like a cat. Looking at her cute sleeping face, Bai Chu smiled helplessly.

"This silly boy..."

How can you drink like that? I drank a big bowl in one go, and the alcohol content was not low.

He always drank in small sips, but this kid drank it in small sips.

"Bai Chu, pay for my wine!"

"Oh...it's up to us to say whether we should pay compensation or not. As far as our relationship is concerned, if we say we can't compensate it, we'll be at odds with each other~"

"you…"

Seeing his shameless look, Zuoyue suddenly laughed angrily.

However, he also knew that it was impossible to make Bai Chu pay compensation, so he had no choice but to sigh and take out another jar of wine with a face full of pain.

There's nothing I can do about it, it's Chinese New Year... It's okay, I'm in peace, I'm in peace...

"Hey, there's more? Come on, come on, pour it up! Zhongli, look at your bowl, you didn't even drop a drop. Are you kidding me?"

"Mr. Bai..."

Why are you involved with me again?

Zhongli was helpless. At this time, the person on the side finally started laughing.

"Zhongli, did you hear that? Fishing is not allowed!"

"You..." Zhongli was a little confused about whether to laugh or cry.

However, looking at Bai Chu and Gui Zhong's eager eyes, he still reluctantly picked up the bowl and took a big sip.

After a while, his face turned red.

"Zhongli, is that okay?"

"Oh, why are you blushing just now?"

"... "

Zhongli was helpless.

These two people really didn't hurt their backs when they stood talking. It was obvious that neither of them had even taken a sip, but they still had the nerve to talk to him.

Besides, it is obvious that one of the two is less drinkable than the other.

"teacher…"

Just as he was about to say something to relieve the siege, he saw Liu Yun grabbing Bai Chu's ears with a look of helplessness and scolding him softly.

"You...can't you be as mature as before?"

Who is this childish ghost who only hangs out with children now?

"Oh...you've all grown up, why should I still act like that?"

Originally, his character was not very calm. He just wanted to set an example for Xiao Liuyun and Xiao Zhongli, so he always looked confident.

There is no need for that now, he can just play with Xiao Ganyu.

"Really..."

"Hey, you guys! Why don't you wait for me to drink!"

Liu Yun wanted to say something else, but a dissatisfied voice sounded behind her. Although he hadn't seen anyone yet, his voice was very clear.

All I can say is that this "person" really has a loud voice.

"Ah, long time no see~"

Bai Chu tilted his head and looked at the "person" walking from the backyard of Gui Zhong's home, with a smile on his face.

"Cookba!"

"Who is the crock pot? My name is Marcusius!"

Behind Liu Yun, a three-meter-tall giant bear roared angrily.

Although the voice is very powerful, but...

Looking at his chubby body and a pair of eyes that should be fierce but inexplicably cute, Bai Chu didn't hold back and smiled.

"Guoba, you are still so cute~"

"My name is Marcus! I'm not a jerk, you bastard!"